Foursome

Previously on Foursome,

the home queries were epic,

Clemont asked me to homecoming

and he left this beret in my locker.

Yes, Mae.

Some were more impressive than others.

Oh, surprised it's not a Polaroid though.

And I've made a big decision.

What's next for Andie everything but Fixler?

I'm thinking I'm ready for the but.

And it couldn't have come at a better time.

Yes!

As long as I can keep Alec distracted.

How 'bout this, we all go together?

One thing's clear,

everyone is psyched for homecoming.

You all have had quite the night, haven't you?

Thank you, Steven, for bringing the dark to light.

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

The choice is entirely up to you.

I see.

Well, tight lips don't just sink ships,

they ensure expulsion.

What, ah, did she say that?

Phones on the desk.

Let's see what you've been hiding.

Come on guys, no, you're just making it worse.

Steven!

Get a hold of yourself.

I will get to the bottom of tonight.

You may not wanna talk, but I know you millenials.

Tonight, without a doubt, is well-documented

on all of your cellular devices.

And if it's the last thing I do in my educating career,

I will get to the bottom of tonight.

What's on your phones?

Smile, honey.

You're on the most handsome arm in the city.

Ugh, not much competition.

Let's leave this mess, I take way better pictures

than these jokers anyway.

We're like a black and white filter.

Come on white bread, let's boogie.

Coming in hot!

I guess we could like, crop him out or something.

Yeah, he's in the middle so we could just cut him out

and then put the photo back together.

I'll go grab our tickets, okay?

Hey.

Hi.

You look amazing.

Thanks.

You clean up nice.

Kent's a lucky guy.

I always wanted to be the one

to take you to your first dance.

Ready?

Yeah.

Hey Josh.

Josh, hi.

Here is your corsage.

You look really you tonight.

Thank you so much for being my date.

I can't believe Clemont got deported.

Really?

I felt like we all saw that coming.

Ooh, we're next, come on.

Are you sad you're gonna have

to crown a new queen tonight?

You know what, no.

I actually feel ready to hang my crown up.

I just wish I didn't have so many duties

with Alec, you know?

Tighter.

Can't wait for later.

Do you feel different?

You look different.

Courtney, we haven't even had sex yet.

Yeah, but you decided to.

That's almost the same.

Deciding to have sex is the same as having sex?

That can't be right, my mom says sex is just your gender.

Wow, your dad must be one depressed dude.

He cries a lot.

You know, I do feel different.

I feel ready.

Kent just makes me feel so comfortable.

Plus, he makes my basement flood.

Quick reminder, it hurts.

Your basement's gonna need re-carpeting.

I know, but I think it's worth it.

You know, I may be a 90's cliche by losing my V

on HC but honestly guys,

it's a stereotype for a reason.

I mean, this dress, the night,

having you guys by my side.

Not to mention how badass it felt paying cash for a motel.

They'll rent a room to a bleeding hobo.

I wouldn't brag about it.

Okay, I'm just saying it feels like the perfect night.

It does, doesn't it?

I can't believe it's already the end of the semester.

It's funny because after homecoming,

I will be coming home.

Tonight is the perfect night

to say goodbye to public school.

To your virginity, to your crown, and your...

Go on.

Judgemental demeanor.

Your dress could hide Tom Cruise's secrets.

Guess not.

How about, this is the last night you give two hoots

about Zapp?

After this, you're your own man.

You spin poetry.

Well snap, snap, damn that was beautiful.

Shall we commemorate?

Yeah.

Ayo Brayer buds, it's me,

your reigning king, A. Fixler, haha.

Don't you fret about this crown moving a muscle,

'cause no doubt, no diggity, Imma win twice.

Haha!

Yo, Bobcats, you ready to serve

under the best king in the West?

off.

Your face ruined my shot.

Well, dating you brought down my average.

Oh, you know a lot about average, don't you, Court?

Ugh, I can't believe I'm stuck here

beside you all night.

The minute I crown the next Queen, consider me vapor.

Already considered.

Your majesties.

'Tis bickering I hear?

So, as previous king and queen, you're supposed

to set the majestic mood.

So, cheer up, wave proudly,

and then you know, pass the torch.

Can't come soon enough.

Never your problem.

She's joking.

Now I have forever proof that you are

the worst dancer ever.

Yeah, well, you dance like a dad.

Yeah, well, you like it because

it gives me an excuse for me to put my hands here.

You like where your hands are now?

Just wait until after the dance.

I don't think I can wait.

Wow, this DJ hates us.

Yeah, maybe we should just take a break

and grab some punch?

Dakota spiked it.

Yes.

I am feeling this beat.

Right, Joshie?

Uh, yeah.

You think I can't figure out your passcodes, "6969."

I will crack you.

I mean, look, hey, I'm on your side.

You guys have each others' backs and are real cool

with each other and I get that.

You know?

I get you, I'm in on it.

Me as well.

No, Steven.

Steven, no.

Hey, bros.

Look at me, I'm just one of the guys.

I used to fart around with my friends, go silly.

That's what best buds do, right?

So let's just do ourselves a favor and unlock these phones.

Unlock 'em.

I need more than a teenage girl's tattling

in order to punish these kids.

I need hard evidence.

So maybe don't punish them.

What's on your phones?

Oh my God, you have to get that guy over there,

looks like he's giving her the Heimlich.

Ew.

It's okay, it's just an extension I can take it out.

Ow

I'll get it.

I'm really gonna miss this place.

Look, this is where I first dropped my backpack.

And this is where I hid when I thought there was a lockdown,

but it turns out someone just coughed.

And this is my locker.

Freeze!

Was this picture taken tonight?

Yeah, I wanted to remember

my first public school locker.

Give me that.

Oh my God.

Mr. Zapp.

He's here.

Tonight!

Dakota, I wouldn't