Greek

Previously on Greek...

I've been through an awful lot, in the past year.

And, sometimes, it's not enough.

Evan, are you about to...

Your letters.

Casey got lavaliered by Evan.

That was supposed to be a secret.

I thought this was just a fling.

I realize that I really like you.

And I don't know what that means.

I would like to find out.

Travis isn't exactly quality glue.

You need to dump him.

But I thought everyone liked Travis.

It doesn't matter what your sisters want or what I think.

No, you love who you want to love.

If that's a problem, you just keep your private life private.

Friends tell each other the truth.

What you did to me sucks.

Sometimes you outgrow the people you love.

Uh! I saw that first.

Oh, look, going after something else that's mine.

It must be Monday.

It's tough to avoid when you think everything is yours.

Is it?

Speaking of yours.

Is that Jen K. wearing your skirt?

Now, to prepare you.

I was talking to this girl in my Spanish class.

And she says she knows this guy

who worked on "Laguna Beach" second season,

and he says that it's not really real,

which, if you think about it, makes a little bit of sense.

Reality just isn't that good.

What do you think?

Whatever.

Ash, I know breaking up sucks.

You and Travis had a long history.

But it'll help if you just get your mind off things.

Forget about him.

I'm fine.

So, National just called asking about our

philanthropy hours, which we have very few of, thanks to an

ex-sister/philanthropy chair named Libby.

Yeah, the last thing we need is National on our backs.

The good news is Libby did set something up

with an after-school program called

the Bible Bunch.

The bad news is she didn't follow through, and we need to set something up pronto.

No worries. The dynamic duo are on the case.

Thank you.

I can't help.

You can do this. It's just what you need to get over Travis.

You handle wardrobe. Think charitable, non-profit.

I'll call Bible Bunch, set up a meeting... - No, really. I can't.

I have a paper to write, a project.

I'm also growing out my bangs, which requires extra sleep.

But I need you.

And it will take your mind off things. Come on.

We're Mary-Kate and Ashley.

Sorry, I just have a lot going on right now.

Uh-oh, looks like Mary-Kate lost her Ashley.

Oh, basic scuba. That'd be fun.

Or not. - It's your elective.

It could be our elective course.

Do you think we should take a class together next semester?

Why didn't I think of that? - I don't know.

You're such a smart guy though. I bet you're full of good ideas.

My boyiend from high school never thought of anything like that.

Your high school boyfriend?

Grady.

He never initiated, especially in the romance department.

Like what?

Like our first date, our first kiss.

Ignore it. You were saying?

Well, I was the one who was always pushing things forward.

You know, and then finally I broke up with him.

Right, not like ours where we held hands,

we kissed the first night.

Exactly.

It's funny because

before you mentioned it, I was thinking we should take a class together.

Who is SkynyrdAngel501?

Dale, I'm right here.

I promised I'd leave you guys alone until 10:00, but look,

here it is 10:20.

I do not appreciate you taking advantage of my good nature.

My interpretation was that you'd actually leave the room.

There's two names on that door.

Go read 'em. - It's fine.

I actually have to meet somebody downstairs.

Will you walk me to class in the morning?

I was just gonna suggest that.

Yes, I was going to suggest that. Stop IM-ing me.

GREEK 1X08 "Separation Anxiety"

Synchro: Beyond

You're cleaning? - The house is a mess, spitter.

Have you seen the surface build-up? There's mold growing on mold.

It never bothered you before.

Oh, the keg explosion of '06. Good-bye, old friend.

I actually came to get your advice on something.

I think I'm ready to use the L-word with Jen.

That's a pretty bold move.

What makes you think she's a lesbian?

And is that a deal-breaker for you?

Not that L-word.

I want to tell her I love her.

Look, if you need to say "I love you," call your mom.

All right, listen, young Padawan.

Love was invented by women

to rob men of their reason for living and their manhood.

Love is a vicious trap. It's an

e-ticket ride straight to the depths of hell.

It can't be that bad. - Yeah, until it's over.

And you're curled up with a pint of ice cream

watching "Never Been Kissed" and writing in your journal.

So just kick back, relax.

Don't ruin everything by making it all serious and mushy.

You're wrong.

I need to make a move,

a bold move. Standing still's the worst thing I can do.

You're defying the master?

Be careful, spitter. You remember what happened to Anakin.

Cap, I'm ready.

Yeah, but you've only been dating her for three weeks.

When you know, you know. And I'm gonna tell her.

My big bro's gonna be happy for me.

Well, I'm worried for you.

Does that count?

Excuse me.

Um, I'm looking for the director of the after-school program.

That'd be me.

Hi. Casey Cartwright, Zeta Beta.

I'm here about volunteering. - Rusty's sister?

I'm his roommate, Dale Kettlewell.

You're the confederate flag guy.

Thank you.

Boy, you don't look anything like your brother.

Thank you.

I, uh, I pretty much gave up on you guys after I never heard back from Libby.

Let me assure you, that is not the Zeta Beta way.

I just chalked it up to the unreliability of organizations

whose sole purpose seems to be personal pleasure,

bodily self-destruciton, and the relinquishment of all virtue.

So what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like that?

Oh, our sorority is all about philanthropy.

How can we help you all? Immediately?

Well, let's see, uh,

the basketball court needs repainting.

Uh, the gym floor needs waxing.

You could hose bird feces off the building exterior

with a pressure washer.

It's more fun than it sounds.

So many to choose from.

This is a great room. It'd be perfect for a party.

Or... I know, a show.

A show. Something for the kids.

We have the perfect thing.

It's called "Leading A Good Life."

it is a catchy title. It sounds positive.

Oh, it is.

It's an "edu-taining" musical

that covers everything from dental hygiene to menopause.

Well, these kids could use some old-fashioned values.

It would be perfect.

I don't know.

The Bible Bunch kids are serious at-risk youths. I mean,

some of them are gang members.

Some are even atheists.

All right, I mean... Let's... Yeah, let's give it a shot.

Yes!

Amen.

It was nice to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Waiting for Godot?

More like, waiting to go home.

I didn't think it was that bad.

What? You liked it?

No.

I thought it was kinda slow and a little pretentious, but

at least we tried something new.

Why can't we do something old that we know is fun?

Like bowling? Again?

Look, you can only enjoy it so many times before you start to understand

why it's not a real sport. - Okay. Okay, this is dumb.

Go grab some ice cream?

Actually I'm pretty beat.

You know, and I got that chem lab in the morning. So...

Sure. Right.

Probably wouldn't be bad to get a decent night's sleep.

Yeah.

I'll see ya later.

Ash, you should have been there.

The outfit worked like a charm. And he loves "Leading A Good Life."

Great.

You think Frannie'll be Marie Antoinette again?

I need to find a replacement for the fuzzy bunny.

Any ideas?

Are you listening to me?

Yep!