DC's Legends of Tomorrow

You know what, Gideon, I think I'll have

some more of your amazing French toast.

You must've worked up an appetite last night.

Sara, can we take the Waverider

to when Mount St. Helene erupted? I've always wanted to...

Psych. That would not be a cool thing to do.

This is a very important time vehicle.

We would never use it for recreational or dangerous purposes.

Hey, Ava.

You look great in what you were wearing yesterday.

- Right. - I'm going to stop talking now. Yeah.

Hey, Zari.

This is weird. Why are there so many dirty dishes?

Ray loves doing dirty dishes.

Oh, yeah.

I also don't hear him spewing the neurological benefits

of putting butter in his coffee.

Gideon, where's Ray?

I don't know.

But we are being hailed by the Time Bureau.

Put them on.

Hello, Legends, and Agent Sharpe.

What is it, Gary?

Uh, this, uh, was just delivered to us.

There was a Palmer Tech phone hidden inside

with a message recorded on it.

Hey, guys, if you're finding this, it's me, Ray, obviously.

You've probably guessed by now

that I have been abducted by the Darhks.

Hey, when we see him, do we tell him we didn't even notice he was gone?

Yeah, definitely not.

Darhk said that they would let go of me when they were done with me.

He is asking me if I want to see a Grateful Dead concert,

which is really kind of weird.

But, look, you'll probably try to come after me,

and find me.

If you do, he said that he'll kill me.

So, you know, please don't do that.

Okay. Bye.

Okay, I've done as you asked.

So no more torture today, right?

I really don't think you understand how this whole torture thing works.

Work. Work. Work.

Come on, why won't this stupid thing work?

That stupid thing has been in my family for generations.

It should've been mine.

Well, it's mine now.

Besides, Mallus wishes for only his most devoted followers

to wield totems and you already have one.

Now, why can't I access its powers?

Because power's all it is to you.

Until you find a selfless reason to wield it,

my grandmother's bond to the totem even at a distance

will remain stronger than yours.

What about this Fire Totem I stole in Detroit?

Afraid of a broken trinket?

That thing killed me once.

Even in pieces, it's still to be feared.

Totems are eternal.

They can never be destroyed.

So they can be fixed.

Ooh, so I can get a necklace myself.

It would take a truly brilliant mind to figure out how.

You guys hungry?

I could really go for some eggs, poached, runny.

Oh, my coffee.

With grass-fed butter and MCT oil.

Are you sure we should be looking for Ray after he told us not to?

What the hell are you doing here?

Ditto.

I thought you said they'd be psyched to see us.

Look, I know what you're both thinking,

but if you'd just let me explain.

If you're here to apologize for burgling the Bureau,

and humiliating Gary, then...

Well, we actually did that for a good reason,

because we have to stop Mollusk.

- Mallus. - Mallus.

And, yes, we know all about him. Sara basically met him.

And you're here because the Time Bureau

has finally come to its senses, or...

Ava and I are...

Working together, independently.

Right. Wally, it's good to see you.

I remember you from Barry and Iris' wedding.

Yeah, wasn't that so fun?

It was such a beautiful ceremony.

The hors d'oeuvres were like, meh.

- And then the Nazi invasion. - The what?

All right, you guys still haven't told us why you're on the ship.

Atoning.

I hope.

I should never have kept you both in the dark.

The deaths of those agents and the return of Damien Darhk

will haunt me for the rest of my days.

But, surely, you understand the gravity now

of what we're facing.

- Hey. - Nate, my brother.

What are you doing here?

- Hey, man. - Oh, man.

What the hell are you doing here?

Any sign of Ray?

Uh, no, just another Grateful Dead end.

I, for sure, got a contact high.

Yeah.

I managed to swipe Jerry Garcia's glasses.

Oh...

Once a thief, always a thief.

No, we allow light to moderate theft on the ship.

We like to call them souvenirs.

- Oh. - It's okay. It's okay.

No, no, no.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

You and I both realize that your idiot friends

are going to search every Dead show in history

before they realize that I don't even like jam bands.

Be that as it may,

I will not fix the Fire Totem.

Sorry.

You're going to have to kill me.

Well, suit yourself.

No, no, hold on a second, sweetie.

I think I'm going to give this suit to Genghis Khan.

Imagine what history would be like

if the Mongols had a dwarf star-powered rocket man.

The Legends would just find the anachronism and fix it.

- Good point. - Way to go, Ray.

Maybe I will just murder a young Sandy Palmer

picking her sons up from Ivy Springs day care in 1982.

I'll need a lab.

Hi, Alan.

Sorry, Alan.

What the hell, Ray, you quit.

There's no take-backs at Upswipz.

Oh! You're the up and down guy.

Me? I prefer side to side.

Our focus groups found up and down was more intuitive.

You know, he might be right.

We think it's just a paradigm.

You have your lab, now, get to work, nerd.

We're still not any closer to finding Ray.

Nate, I need you hitting those books.

Look for any sign of him.

Gideon, scan the anachronism map, something pops up, you let us know.

- Rory... - Crush a six-pack.

You do what you do.

I'll head back to the Bureau, put our resources on it too.

I have an idea.

It's a little experimental.

I'm listening.

Well, we know that Ray is with the Darhks, and so is my totem.

If I meditate with Zari using her totem to anchor me,

I think I can reach out to the ancestral plane.

If we find my totem...

Then you find Ray.

Meditation?

I've actually been doing a lot of that

and I think I could help you.

Perfect. Make it happen.

Sweetie, you think it's too early for me to, you know,

get back out there?

I mean, how long should I mourn your mother?

It's been 23 years on my end, Dad.

I say go for it.

Thank you.

Trouble is I haven't had a single match yet.

I think the thing is broken.

If I may.

You might have more luck if you talk about your hobbies.

I just said that I enjoy destroying the world to remake it in my image.

Oh!

I like trying new restaurants.

Also, your profile says you're 199 years old.

Yeah, it wouldn't go any higher. Can you fix that?

Well, everyone lies about their age, bruh.

Can you please stop fooling around?

Nora doll, what's the point of living if you can't have a bit of fun?

Well, I'm not enjoying myself.

I'm annoyed.

Hi, Annoyed. I'm Dad.

Right? That's good.

Fine.

No!

Okay, I have analyzed the shards.

We'd have to go back to the big bang

in order to get enough energy to reignite the Fire Totem.

That, or invent cold fusion, and since that's not possible...

Yes, it is.

Cold fusion was invented in 1962

by a German physicist named Bernhardt Vogel.

Yeah, no, see, I'm kind of a science dork.

- Kind of. - And if someone had invented

cold fusion, let alone in 1962, I think I'd have heard of it.

Actually,

there's a very good reason why you haven't.

The reason you've never heard of Bernhardt Vogel

is because the most ruthless and efficient assassin

the world has ever known made sure no one ever did.

Me.

Killing Vogel was one of my greatest hits.