Steven Universe

You blinked!

Let's just take another one.

Oh, wait.

What if we get a shot with the beautiful view behind us?

Come on, Steven!

Say "cheese."

Both: Cheese!

Did it do it?

I don't know.

Press it again.

I've been pressing it.

You guys look cute.

Jamie!

What's up, Steven? Long time no see.

Oh...My...Gosh!

Jamie, this is Connie.

Greetings, Connie.

So, where you been at?

Oh, you know, just spent some time

where all the big pictures are made.

Uh, where's that?

Just a little place called...

Kannnnsas.

Oh! Are you an aspiring thespian?

Why, a-yes, I am.

Wow. I didn't know you wanted to be an actor.

That's because...

I'm very good at acting.

Is that why you're wearing those cool glasses

that say "movie star"?

Uh...Well...No.

I just bought these at a souvenir shop.

I missed being a regular old mailman,

so I just came back.

And, uh, you got a lot of mail while I was gone.

Looks like the postal service has been slacking off.

Jamie's the only mailman that knows where I live.

I'm gonna need a lot of signatures, as well.

Your knuckles are so quiet.

My hands are polite.

Oh. Garnet.

Hi, Garnet! Hello, Garnet!

Who's gar-nehhhhhhhhhhh?

Eeeeeeeehhh.

Howdy.

Whatcha up to, Garnet?

I was just at the bottom of the ocean

checking for signs of Lapis and Jasper.

Any luck? Nope.

Wow.

How were you able to swim to the bottom of the ocean?

It was easy.

I'm a really good swimmer.

Excuse me.

Connie: Uh, Steven,

why did you receive so many boxes of sea pals?

Uh, I ordered one at first, but it never showed up.

So I kept ordering.

Are you going to start a farm?

No.

I'm gonna set them free.

Into the sea!

Jamie!

H-hi. Steven.

You didn't bring more sea pals?

What? No, I just came to, uh...

Uhhh...Um...

What's that?

Uhh, it's...Uhh...

Here!

But what is...It?

Jamie!

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!

Garnet! Garnet! Garnet!

The most unbelievable thing has happened!

You'll absolutely die of shock!

I'm busy, Steven.

But you got a letter!

Read it.

"To Garnet..."

Jamie: "When I saw you rise like an ancient sea nymph,

a white-hot steel pierced

the deepest artery of my being -- you.

You are a cardiac surgeon,

and I am your transplant patient.

And you stand poised over my chest,

holding my still-beating heart,

hesitating, waiting, wondering.

So I implore you to join me for dinner,

or maybe lunch if you want to keep it casual,

next Friday at the crab shack.

I await your response,

as the camellia awaits the rise of the moon.

'Cause, you know, it only blooms at night and stuff.

"Love, Jamie."

I think Jamie is asking you out --

on a date!

Well, that ain't happening.

Nope. Why not?

Garnet is already in a relationship. Wait, really?

Well, yeah. She is a relationship.

Oh, you mean, 'cause she's a fusion.

Ruby and Sapphire are so close

that they can't stand to be apart.

So I guess this date with Jamie is out of the question.

Three's a crowd.

But, guys, Jamie put so much thought

into this letter!

It would be rude not to reply!

Okay, Garnet, it might be best

to play off the tone of his letter

and start off with something like, "dearest Jamie."

Okay, go for it, Garnet.

Start with the letter "n."

Okay. What next?

Uh...The letter "o."

Uh, okay.

You can just say the whole word

instead of spelling it out.

Period.

So, "n," "o," period?

Ohhh.

I think we'll need more than that.

"The end. Forever.

And even after that."

"Yours truly, Garnet."

Hmm.

At least it's honest and to the point.

Where do you think he could be?

I don't know.

He could be dropping off mail

halfway around the world by now.

There he is!

Steven: Jamie.

Oh, hey, Connie and Steven.

You guys come out here

to stare at the ocean and think about life, too?

Uh...No?

We came to, uh -- yeah. Life is crazy.

One day, you're right here in Beach City, delivering mail,

and then the next thing you know,

you're on a bus to Kansas

following your dreams of becoming an actor.

"Follow your dreams," they said.

But no one said anything

about all the rejection and sadness there was to be found.

So many auditions day after day.