Maiko Haaaan!!! (舞妓Haaaan!!!)

YUMEKAWA (BRIDGE OF DREAMS)

Komako, enioy your debut.

Go!

The world awaits you.

Off you go.

Wow!

So fine!

Like a living doll.

Stop pushing.

Today is Komako's big day.

No fighting. And mind your manners!

Look who's talking!

Here please.

Wow!

Wow!

l must be in heaven!

MAIKO Haaaan

ANGEL'S MAIKO BLOG

What lovely snaps.

So lovely l uploaded eight.

Naiki again?

Don't Maiko live in Gion?

Why the Yumekawa post?

Hmph, total newbie.

Gion isn't the only geisha spot.

Yumekawa has many geisha dwellings...

and popular exclusive entertainment spots.

For a ''regular'' you haven't uploaded

any photos inside a geisha house.

Perhaps you've never actually been inside? LOL.

Shit, l'll tell Naiki what's what.

Perhaps uploading without permission

violates common manner?

Today, l'll tell him off.

''Are you clueless?'' Take that!

''Without permission'' proves you're an amateur, idiot.

Perhaps a geisha house regular could

get permission to upload photos?

Are YOU clueless or what? LOL.

You wanna flame me, eh?

This site supports geisha

and their apprentices.

Unrefined types need not participate.

EG (evil grin).

Hook, line and sinker.

Enough boasting...

You!

Uppity country bumpkin.

Go back to Geisha 101 .

LOLOL.

You want a fight, you got it!

Who are you? BFD (big f***ing deal)

l'm burning up. LOL.

Tell me your name!

That's my man.

A man your age...KoS... flaming me...KoS...

you got a problem? Use your real name. KoS.

Die. Die.

Not flaming but... CRBT (Crying real big tears)

What then? HoS.

Welcome to our house.

l'm burning down the house. GAL.

GAL, get a life?

Hot! What the! Owch!

l knew it!

l'll show you!

Don't mess with me, asshole!

Sysop profile.

12 YEARS EARLIER

Kumagaya Agriculture High,

Senior Class 5 students, this way.

Mizuno, over here!

Class 3 has a cuter guide, eh?

You figure?

l'm gonna get her digits.

Wait boys! Boys! Boys!

Please listen to our guide, boys!

You listen to the guide.

Next up is free time.

Meet back at Kyoto Station at 5. Have fun!

Where's the guide going?

Boys! Boys!

Boys! This way!

l wanna shop at the mall, you old fart.

No time for that.

l've bookmarked some spots.

We'll see Yasaka Shrine,

Rokkakudo, Yuba...

this dried tofu factory and then Arashiyama.

Old fart?

Huh? Huh? Boys!

Boys?

Guys?

Lads?

Mates!

Where are my boys?

l was iust here.

Boys!

What troubles you, angel?

Are you crying, angel?

lf you cry l can't help you, right?

Angel, angel.

You're not making sense, angel.

Where...here?

Oh, Yumekawa.

Oh, lost your way?

That's as simple as ABC.

Going straight you'll find Kawaramachi Street,

Karasuma Street, Horikawa Street...

which all run to Kyoto station.

Well?

Snow White.

And so l fell in love with Kyoto.

Kyoto station?

And so...

going straight you'll find...

And so eight geisha apprentices taught me the streets 12 times.

And so...

going straight you'll find Kawaramachi Street, Karasuma Street...

A city with such lovely, refined women...

the shocking experience changed my life.

Good evening.

You're too young to

''play'' around here.

When you become a man,

you can visit me all you like.

Then pick me when you come to a geisha house.

Here you are, love.

Kyoto sweets...

Angel!

Your teacher is coming to collect you.

No-o-o! No-o-o!

l don't wanna go!

You can't make me!

l don't wanna go!

Come on! Now!

Little brat!

From then on, Kyoto...actually, geisha and maiko filled my dreams.

l wanted to be man and with my salary...

play strip baseball!

But a mere salaryman has no

buying power to frequent geisha houses.

But...life smiles on you sometimes.

l got transferred to the Kyoto office!

Much obliged. Much obliged to you all!

Kyoto's Sanzenin temple in Ohara

There, a girl tired by love sits alone

Suzuya Cup Noodles.

l'll miss you. l'll miss you all.

Pathetic.

How so?

Don't you know?

The Kyoto branch is called the ''topping factory''.

Topping factory?

Made in Tokyo. This too.

This too. All made in Tokyo.

Only this... is from Kyoto.

Never noticed.

They used to supply Western Japan

but now, it's iust not efficient.

But our CEO was persistent about keeping the Kyoto branch.

So he let them make the toppings.

Basically, a demotion.

Oshita, Kimura. Thanks for everything.

lf you're in Kyoto, look me up.

l'll show you around.

Miyake, please don't cry.

You won't be lonely, will you?

A long distance...

relationship will never work.

Never know 'til we try.

Never!

l'll be in Kyoto forever.

And you can't control yourself.

l can. l'll see you weekends.

No way!

Don't come. Why would you?

Strip baseball?

Get real. With you?

Am l so pathetic l gotta play with you?

You gone nuts?

Wanna break up?

Wasn't sure we were dating really.

Gonna cry?

Nope. Never.

lf you do, it's over.

You cried. It's over.

No!

Never!

No! No! No!

Never! Never! Never!

No! No! No!

Never! Never...wait.

Okay. You can come.

Huh?

From Kyoto, right? Downtown?

Well? Where?

Actually, l...

Where? Near Gion?

Here? Where?