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= Editor: voice message =
= Editor: voice message =
= Dead line =
Xia Kui,
if you still can't make it with the comics
that you'r working on this time,
maybe you should consider quitting this job,
open a stationery store or something.
= The Life of The White Fox =
= Episode 1 =
Since the begining of the universe,
there has been a parallel version of planet Earth
called "Mirrored Star".
The two worlds
are twined together
with the identical geographies
and ecologies.
The mirrored world conceives a holy pearl
that breathes life into all beings
and gives forms to all creatures.
The spirit of the universe comes down to mankind.
When a man dies yet his soul lingers on then he becomes a ghost.
Creatures other than men,
once they feel, shall they become demons.
The vitality of Yang
turns again into the spirit of the the universe.
holy pearl of the mirrored world
is precious to all universe,
for it it the reason why beasts could run
birds could fly,
why the sun and the moon could be bright
and all stars could stay on their routes.
Whoever holds the holy pearl
will have access to the divine heaven
and the possession of the mortal world.
All things will be his
and all his wishes will be fullfilled.
That is way too cheesy
to be an ancient scripture.
Dad can't even get his counterfeit right.
Nothing in this house worths a penny .
You father borrowed 80 grand from me for antiques,
now it's 120.
If I don't have my money back,
I'll have to take your hand or your leg, it's up to you.
Sorry,
the number you dialed is out of service,
please try again later.
Sorry,
the number you dialed is out of service.
Don't make me come for you.
= Money lender 01 =
= Money lender 02 =
This is money lender 99,
I gotta figure a way out.
At least I have to come up with the ticket money
for the hiking tomorrow with Zhou Jing.
Dangerous Area, No Hiking Please.
Tourism Administration of Mountain Danhu.
Hello,
where you at, Xia Kui?
We're at the mountain top now.
That was quick.
I'm only half way through.
You Zhou Jing's trying to get a group picture of all of us
He's in a deep blue shirt today.
Looking hot.
I want pictures of him!
But not the high-pixel ones.
I'm running out of data.
You are so full of it.
A cave deep like this
and even a single sign out there?
Imma sue them the minute I get out.
Wait, what's that?
Don't tell me there are other
things in here!
A Samoyed doggy?
No way.
Did I kill it?
No, no, no,
it's still alive.
What the heck is a Samoyed
doing here, in the middle of no where?
Got lost with its owner?
It's a glass ball.
Damn, thought it would be something better.
Now don't blame me if you fell, OK.
Aren't you quite chubby for a puppy.
Way too heavy.
I guess you are lukcy with all those fat of yours.
That's how you survived from my hit on you.
Hang in there, buddy.
Hello.
Hi.
Did you make it here or not?
You phone's been dead.
They said you might have been kidnapped.
And I said no way.
You ain't got no money or look.
Should be safe wherever you go.
I'm no coming.
What?
Zhou Jing's here,
and you're not coming?
You really got kidnapped?
It's a long story.
My hands are tied right now,
I gotta go.
Bye.
Hold on,
what should I say
if Zhou Jing ask about you?
Anything you like.
Alright, bye.
Ping An,
why isn't Xia Kui here, yet?
Is she OK?
Well,
I guess for Kui
it's just not her day today.
= My Dog Pet Hospital =
Please don't blame me.
I really don't have the money for the vet.
Ms.Zhang,
would you come here for a minute?
Yes, doctor.
This fox is injured on one of his front paws,
would you get me some merbromin,
and also contact the animal park please?
Sure, I'll make the call right now.
Please, come on!
I'm not gonna press confirm.
The jade bracelet that I got from your online shop
has such a artificial coloration
that everyone can tell it's a fake.
I want a refund.
Honey,
this 20 bucks bracelet,
you got it for 15 after a 30 minute bargain.
Plus this 20 bucks top level emerald ring
35 bucks sapphire necklace
and the 20 bucks jade earrings from Qing dynasty.
All together I gave you a 50% off
with a total of less than 100 bucks
with shipping!
I'm not really making any money out of it,
so please don't do this to me.
Honey,
Five star review and I'll give you a better discount next time.
This shop is horrible.
Bad quality
and they lie!
They said you can have a 50% off with all your purchases
but they'll only give you a 25% off at chack out.
And they asked me for a five star review!
Please say NO to
these kind of crooked online shop.
It's been a thousand years,
and this is how the mortal world looks like right now.
Why am I still mortal?
Why didn't she come as she promised?
holy pearl from the mirrored world,
I can't feel it at all.
= Chicken leg with honey sauce =
Is it in a enchanted area?
What lacks in quality
I can make it up with my design.
This millennium gives such a rapid change to the world
and humans have almost turned the night
into bright daytime.
This world
is not a fit for us after all.
It seemed like a human girl who broke through my enchantment.
Is the holy pearl with her right now?
The holy pearl has announce its existence,
and all the spirits can feel it.
I have to locate the holy pearl as soon as possible.
Man,
look how many views I got!
Honey, you're just a online shop owner,
so be one!
Don't you post these spooky pictures here!
You, you,
what are you?
I, you know what,
I helped old lady with traffic since kindergarten,
I retured lost wallat to its owner back in primary school,
I stood up for people whenever
I could from middel school till now.
I'm a good person with positive vibes.
Don't you come near me!
Or my vitality of Yang might hurt you evil spirit!
Who are you?
How did you get my hairband?
To answer that question,
you have to ask youself
what have you done today.
I,
I went hiking
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