Zombieworld

Run! Get as far away from the fallout as possible.

What the hell was that? What the fuck is going on?

Did you see that?

I can't breathe out here.

Come on, we got to keep moving. Let's go. Let's go. Move!

It's Chenobyl all over again.

Come on!

Santa! Move your fat ass!

-Move it! - WoWhat is that?

Keep going. Move, don't stop. Move, go, go.

Get out of my fucking way!

There is no escaping!

Whoa!

Holy shit, look!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Did you see that?

What the hell was that man? What the hell?

Holy shit, look at all that radiation.

Santa: Give me your fucking hand!

We gotta get out of here. We got to keep moving...

My arm!

Hold it! Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

You sons of the bitches!

Misfire! Misfire!

Move it! Keep moving!

Come on! Come on, move.

Militant: Take him out, boy! Come on!

- Move! - Help me. Please!

We got to go! We got to go! Now!

Jesus Christ!

Got to get out of here! Come on!

Shit!

WoSeriously, stop firing!

No! No! No! No! Don't... stop!

Go... go... go!

You look hungry. How about a sandwich?

Hazard!

Two... Battle...

Nine iron!

-I got a little test for ya! -Give it up!

You want me under that mistletoe you better hurry up.

Go away, come on!

Hey Frosty!

Come on, I'm sporting wood!

News reporter: In the summer of 2013,

a deadly virus had been accidently released

from a scientific research center

and killed thousands of people.

The authorities denied the existence of such virus,

in order to avoid a massive panic situation.

But a few days later, the virus mutated

and the corpses started to rise up.

A single physical contact from an infected

will turn you into one of them.

The virus took over in the West Coast

and spread towards the east and nothing seems to stop it.

KPRS News Live at ten PM. Highest definition.

Tonight's top stories with Marvin Gloat,

only on KPRS News.

Stay dead!

Hey, Marvin. What the... Oh, shit!

We're live, Marvin.

Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt

our normally scheduled broadcast

to bring you a special report.

I am...

Oh, sweet mother, have mercy.

-I've been bit, Bob. - Shit.

Bob, I've been bit.

-Keep the camera rolling, Bob. -Speeding, boss.

Keep it rolling.

I've been reporting the nightly news

for the last 20 years.

And I'm not about to let these

zombie sons of bitches stop me.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Marvin Gloatt Live.

And I am Marvin Gloatt.

The news you need, from the people you trust.

I said, stay...

It was sadness that I report to you tonight

that this zombie epidemic has not been contained.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the human race has had its day.

Now, we are living in Zombieworld.

As researchers desperately scour their expansive heads

trying to find clues as to what may have caused

the zombie apocalypse...

...some are turning to the past.

We take you now, to the place where the first clash

between the living and the dead occurred,

more than 2000 years ago.

(zombie cowboy speaking in Spanish)

Yes, indeed.

Zombies didn't stand a chance against him.

May he be with us now in our darkest hour.

-Right, Bob? - Amen to that, brother.

Yes, Bob. Are you afraid?

Fucking freaking out man!

Good Bob, good.

Keep rolling, Bob. At all cost, keep rolling.

Mother fucking zombies.

Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned to KPRS

for minute by minute reports and updates

on how to survive in Zombieworld.

And now, a public safety announcement.

Have people around you began to change?

Do they seem strange? Produce strange sounds?

Oh, and want to eat your brain?

Welcome to Zombieworld.

How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

This can save your life.

The most important thing is not to panic.

You are gonna have to kill some zombies.

So, let's get to it.

Thoroughly study the situation.

Then, arm yourself.

The zombies are pretty slow and unintelligent beings.

But for some strange reason, in many cases,

they catch their victims.

So be extremely careful.

How to identify zombies, you ask?

Usually, they are stumbling around

holding a piece of limb.

They are missing parts of their head,

have sunken eyes, and produce a sound like this...

You can kill them by destroying their brain

or blowing a hole in their head.

If you use a gun, it is better to wait

until they get a little closer, to make sure that

you will hit the target.

But don't get too close.

Shoot them in the head!

And, as always, watch your surroundings,

because zombies travel in packs.

If you notice that zombies emerge

from several directions

the safest thing to do is to find a safe place

to assess the situation.

After assessing their number,

quickly and thoroughly eliminate the threat.

And one more thing:

this requires serious music.

If the city is overrun with zombies,

there's a good chance that the government

will order the sterilization of that city.

See what I mean?

Good evening, I'm Marvin Gloatt and this is KPRS.

The only station you will ever need.

The only station you've got.

We are reporting on day nine of the zombie apocalypse.

And we won't stop.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are receiving reports

that the freeways are jammed

with people trying to leave town.

This is a bad, I repeat, a bad idea.

As I've already exclusively reported

in my exclusive reports, this appears to be a

global epidemic, and not contained

only to a few cities in the United States of America.

Please, remain indoors until the situation is contained.

Please keep doors and windows bolted

until instructed otherwise.

-KPRS will continue... - Oh, my God, no!

-Marvin, he got in. Marvin! -Damn it!

I want to stay here. He is here, I got him. No, no!

No, oh again! Oh no, Marvin!

Marvin, I got him! I'm done with him!

I'm done with him! See! See!

Marvin... Marvin, are you okay?

I got it.

Marvin! Oh my God, Marvin!

Keep rolling, Bob!

-Rolling. -Don't leave me, Bob.

I'm with you until the end, brother.

I've got an axe, Bob.

I've got a very big axe!

You got them, Marvin!

We take you now to Ireland,

where zombie attacks are being reported

on that Emerald Isle.

Steve?

I'm back from shopping.

You won't believe the trouble.

Oh.

Craig from down the road... he's dead.

So, I guess that's it. We're the last two alive.

They left the door open.

Jesus, Steve, what happened?

Well, obviously...

Oh Christ, believe me, I don't want to be alone.

I'm alone aren't I?

There are no zombies in the flat.

Oh great!

I'm all alone.

I'm all alone.

It's like last summer when you all went to Majorca,

and I couldn't afford to so I had to stay home.

I had all these things planned.

Things I wanted to tell you.