Wildcats

J it's the sport of kings j

j; Better than diamond rings j

j that's why we're here to sing, football »

j Sunday in the show, referee's whistle blows j

j we've been warriors toe-to-toe, football j

j for old timers, do you remember the names j

I like bronco nagurski and nightrain Lane j

j bulldog Turner, my man Sam huff j

j in the snow and mud, they were still real tough j

j crazylegs Hirsch and remember Raymond Berry j

j ask me if they hit hard and I'll say very j

j Paul Christian, buddy young, Lenny Moore

j it's them I adore, they seem to always score j

j ed sprinkle, defensive end for those years j

I; Gene big daddy lipscomb was the man to fear j

j you had Steven Van buren and Otto Graham j

j Johnny unitas had the arm of a Superman j

I' we had Charley trippi and gino Marchetti j

j if you're searching for a champion, they're your best bet j

j wish I could quarterback like Johnny lujack j

j; Or even sid luckman as a matter of fact j

j do you remember red grange, the galloping ghost j

j he could do a ninety-five running coast-to-coast j

j you had norm Van brocklin, a real great player j

j so swift with his moves that he could be mayor j,

j y.A. Tittle, Ollie matson, hey [

j I remember all those guys, from back in the day

j it's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings j

j that's why we're here to sing, football »

j Sunday in the show, referee's whistle blows j

j weekend warriors toe-to-toe j

j football j

= come on.

I'm sorry.

Okay now yearbooks are forever.

Look serious.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

Hold it now.

Hey janey, keep your arms down!

Come on, pump them!

All right, mean.

Tell me I'm gonna coach girls' track

for the rest of my life.

Come on Molly,

this gag photo for the vearbook was your idea.

What the hell is going on here?

Who gave you permission to you use my uniform?

Hi, Dan.

Oh moll.

Sorry, babes.

Didn't know it was you.

No problem.

Anytime you wanna get into my pants, just ask.

= it never had sisters before.

So long babes.

What a guy.

Come on, girls.

Keep your stride nice and easy.

Let's go.

Get your arms down!

Hey moll, our fearless leader has returned.

Who?

Walker.

Go on, go ask him now before somebody else does.

Go get him, tiger!

Okay, okay.

Dr. Walker!

Ms. mcgrath!

For a second I thought you were bubba Smith.

They look fine.

You look fine, girls.

Get those arms up.

How was the principals' conference?

Very stimulating.

Good, good.

Dr. Walker, an interesting thing

happened when you were away.

Nick Martinelli went in for a double hernia.

Yeah, and I don't think he's gonna be able

to coach jv football this year.

And I, well I'd like the job.

I tell you what, run it by Dan darwell.

If he doesn't have any objections, it's fine with me.

Young lady, keep those knees pumping!

Knees and arms, girls, knees and arms.

I got to ask Dan.

Oh well, the worst he can do is say no.

He could say, no, babes.

Hey, you wanna know the best way to do this?

Yeah.

= don't talk to him about it now.

= not now?

I like that.

Tell him you want to meet him later.

Later, good.

Sort of a date, he'll love it.

No, I'm not going on a date with him.

Tell him you want to meet him after practice.

Remember the time I told you I went with

the jacuzzi and the whole thing?

Just bring it up real nice and easy.

I'm not going on a date with him.

How badly do you wanna coach football?

= t can't.

I have to pick the kids up.

I'll pick the kids up.

I'm warmed up.

Okay.

Ready?

I need to talk to you, Dan.

Sure, babes.

How about over dinner?

How about over racquetball?

Okay.

A quick set, then dinner.

We'll play to five.

Ladies first, you serve.

I want to coach the jv, Dan.

Molly, a girl can't coach boys' football.

You know that.

No, I don't.

My serve.

Dan, I can handle this, believe me.

Heads up!

One-zip.

Supposed to hit the ball, not the wall, babes.

Dan, I was raised on football.

I know more about the sport than anybody else you could get.

I mean, coaching to me is like...

Heads up!

You know I'm qualified, Dan.

I've known you and Dr. Walker a long time now.

And I'm sure you wouldn't discriminate

against me just because I'm a woman.

Hey, you know me, babes, I'm a modern guy,

but Walker, I don't know.

Let's see what he says.

We'll meet with him on Monday.

Thanks, Dan.

= shit.

What's the score?

Two-onhe, mine.

It's three-one, yours.

= oh.

Oh Dan, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Are you okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Good game.

We'll play again when I don't have a headache.

See you later.

You're not sore at me, are you?

No fine, everything's fine.

We're still going to meet with Walker

and everything on Monday?

Yeah, yeah, first thing Monday morning.

I promise.

Okay.

You're not upset?

=-I'm fine.

Now get out of here, you knucklehead.

Okay.

Mom, I lost my sneaker.

Put on your sandals.

Verna, I found dad's playbooks.

Then I'm not going.

Alice!

What?

Help your sister find her shoe.

Why do I have to?

Because she's 6, you're 13.

And as you get older, life gets tougher.

Look at the way dad blocked the sweep series.

Boy, he was way ahead of his time.

I love this play.

Hey, mom, I found Marian's shoe.

President muffley had it.

Little son of a bitch also ate my Duran Duran album.

What'd you say?

Verna said it's okay to call a dog a son of a bitch,

because that's what he is.

= verna.

I can't believe I said that,

but it is linguistically correct.

I got it.

Hey, frank.

Hey, verna.

How you doing?

My lips are above the water line.

That's very funny.

Hey, moll, what's happening?

Hey, what's with all that?

Finally getting around to throwing that stuff out huh?

Yeah, I'm just throwing all that out.

Daddy!

Hi, sweetie.

Muffinhead.

Kids!