Hot Potato

Martial-arts expert tries to rescue an ambassador's daughter who was kidnapped in Thailand. Action, Comedy, Drama enjoy watching *qatinefilms*

Does the end of your journey bring me joy, Herr Krugman?

Yes, Karta. The girl's here.

My noble ancestors believe...

...a long journey begins, not ends, with the first step.

So let us begin.

Send the message to Senator Dunbar.

Welcome to my palace, Miss Dunbar.

Forgive me while I feed an ungrateful servant to my pets.

Perhaps he will find honor in the next world.

You will have the privilege of speaking to your father.

Come this way.

Please be seated.

Tell your father...

...he must kill his foreign aid bill to Chang Lon by Monday.

Or we will kill you.

- Hello? June?

- June, are you all right? - Daddy?

- June, where are you? - Daddy, l...

If you don't stop your aid bill for Chang Lon, they'll kill me.

Yes, senator. Karta Rangoon has captured your daughter.

Yes. Yes, senator, we know.

We know she was captured for political reasons and brought to Chang Lon.

No... No, senator.

No, we... We can't send troops in there.

But, senator...

Of course. Of course, senator.

We're no longer welcome in that area.

Yes, I realize there's gonna be a war in Chang Lon...

...if your aid bill is killed.

All the necessary steps have been taken.

Yes. We've already sent our best operatives into that area.

Yes. Our best men are already on their way there, senator.

Yes, we are sending Jones in there.

With our best men.

Yes, I know this is a hot potato.

Yes, he's the best man we've got.

He's been in that area before.

l... l...

I suppose that's true.

Karta Rangoon is a dangerous adversary.

Yes, I realize he's using this kidnapping as a definite political device against us.

But, senator, l...

l...

l... I'm...

But, senator...

l... l...

We'll bring you news of your daughter as soon as we hear from our men in Chang Lon.

We're in constant contact with them and they inform us of their every move.

Yeah, he knows Chang Lon better than anyone else we've got.

Well, we...

Yes.

No.

We'll inform you about everything that comes in through Chang Lon.

Yes, sir.

Where the hell is Chang Lon?

Hey, hey, hey.

Aha.

You thinking about something like that?

Most of the time, Johnny.

They've got the warmest women in the world right here.

Right now, we've got to stick to business.

I wanna get one thing straight about my expense account...

...because I lost money last time out and I'm not gonna let that happen.

You will get your cash.

Yeah? Well, Johnny Chicago works when someone pays him.

Times are hard. Money's tight nowadays.

Stop griping.

Take in a little culture and get yourself some class.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Well, hello.

Baby, I sure wish we could.

We've got a job to do.

Hey, maybe it's not gonna cost much.

Mr. Jones, I am Detective Sergeant Pam Boraj.

You're our contact?

Just checking your cover.

Let's get one thing straight, gentlemen.

I'm not overjoyed with your being here.

Gentlemen, your presence here is absolutely unnecessary.

My division could have handled this entire incident with no trouble at all.

I know exactly how to handle this situation.

Keep in mind we have informers everywhere.

Karta Rangoon is a clever man.

He's bound to know what we're up to.

And he, no doubt, will try to provoke an incident.

If that happens, leave everything to me and I mean everything.

Keep cool. Sit tight.

Get out of the way.

Hey!

Come on, come on, come on.

I said stay out of it.

I told you, stay out of it.

I said I'd take care of it.

- But there were so many of them. - Jones, don't you understand English?

I said I could handle it.

Yeah, tell him, baby.

Who are you calling baby?

Try to understand me.

My father. Senator.

Money.

He will give you money if you help me.

Your age?

Twenty-four, born April 6th, 1952.

- Where? McLean, Virginia.

And your father's interest in Chang Lon?

He was a colonel stationed here during the Second World War.

Excellent. The resemblance is remarkable.

You chose well, Krugman.

A pity I won't be there to see your performance, Miss Miles.

Well done.

Come to my study.

Mr. Rangoon?

When will you release the girl?

Come.

You have been told what you are to know...

...and you will be paid handsomely for what you are to do.

Don't be afraid. They're my pets.

I'm curious to know what will happen to me if they find out I'm a fake.

Here's $ 15,000.

Another 15 waits in your bank in New York.

Necessity, besides being the mother of invention...

...can also be the wife to deception.

Which means I'll have to think of something.

My dear...

...one who works in the bars of Cairo and Marrakech where we found you...

...doesn't usually get $30,000 for the sale of services.

I guess that tells me where I stand.

Krugman, would you like to feed my pets?

Then bring Miss Miles to the stockade to await her rescue.

By the time they discover the deception, we will gain the time we need.

Okay, sarge, now head for a place called The Blue Moon.

The Blue Moon. That's the wildest bordello in the city.

That's where we pick up the White Rhino.

The white what?

The White Rhino. Nature's answer to the pyramids.

Here you are.

Oh, my God. It's the return of Tom Jones.

Tom who?

It's nice to see you stay in shape, doll.

I thought we were supposed to meet someone named Rhino.

Take a good look. That's a between-the-meal snack.

A family of four could live off of it for a year.

Easy, guys. If I lose, I owe her 700 bucks.

But if I win...

Come on, give me a bite.

Look, if he gets hurt and I gotta carry the body...

...it's gonna mean more money.

I hope it's not serious.

You come here?

You're crazy, all of you.

Yeah. And very friendly.

Come on, Rhino, you can do better than this.

Do you always eat like this?

Only when he's on a diet.

You know, I've seen him eat a whole side of a cow.

Oh, yeah.

More food.

Oh, yes. Oh, Rhino, you're just so delicate.

Oh, yeah.

I think she's fading, Rhino. I've got my money on you, kid.

She's not gonna make it. Got my money on you.

She's not gonna make it.

Timber!

Another Christian bites the dust.

And now, my friends, it's time for dessert.

To taste the sweet fruit of victory.

Would you look at that butt?

Now, girls, don't fight. There's enough for everybody.

And I've got some astounding ideas on where to start.

So let's go.

We know that Rangoon has had the girl taken from his palace in town.

We've checked it out.

The car stopped at his stockade in the teak forest.

I've worked out a plan that should make it pretty easy for us to get her.

You always work this fast?

Tell him, sarge.

You're faster than a speeding bullet...

...and you change your clothes in a telephone booth.

What did those girls do to you last night?

I don't know, but when I came out I had three less toes than when I went in.

Hey, watch the ecology, huh?

Stop the car. Stop.

Man overboard!

Knock it off.

You crazy ox.

Don't litter.

I swear to God, I'm gonna blow you up like a ship.

You know what your trouble is? You got no respect for Smokey the Bear.

All right, look, I am not riding in the same vehicle with this animal.

Right.

Hey, where are you going? Some of my best friends are animals.

This part of the country is extremely isolated...

...and some of the tribes here are loyal to Rangoon.

So my plan is to circle around the rear of the stockade.

Rangoon has close to 100 men there.

You can time the guard schedules...

...and I'll work out the basic strategy of attack.

That way. That way.

Hey, that looks like my sister Elsie.