Me contro Te: Il film - Persi nel tempo

ME VERSUS YOU - THE MOVIE

LOST IN TIME

Sure this is it?

Very sure,

It doesn't look like a school for scientists.

No, we're in the sewers.

It really stinks. What do these scientists eat?

Just imagine their faces when we burst in.

I'd have preferred a more triumphant, less stinky entrance.

Trust me. This is the best way.

Absolute power is almost mine!

I'm in trouble if I can't find them.

I've been getting ready for this day for months, and now I'm not ready.

Everything's ready outside though!

- You're not much help. - Why not?

I can't find my plans for the Order of Scientists' entrance exam.

What a disaster! Where are they?

At home maybe?

This isn't one of your excuses for not studying, is it?

I'll give you a hand.

- Is this where you study? - Yes,

It doesn't look like a scientist's desk.

And you don't look like a scientist.

Dear Sofi, appearances are deceiving.

Wait!

I've found them! My plans!

For building some arm our, let's go.

Don't you have a graduation cap or something?

No need...

- Because I have my arm our. - You mean this?

No, this is the bracelet to turn it on.

That's my arm our.

No, it's not working, I'm in deep trouble!

Calm down and try again.

Yes, it's working!

Today I walk around like a star

The town lights up from afar

And I don't know about you

I don’t want to leave you too

A bit like this tune I can't get out of my head

Listen, there's a party ahead

It's whizzing around my head

Don't just stand there, it's a beautiful day

If happiness calls you don't run away

Everyone’s waiting for you

Someone said you should come too

Now look who's on my list

You're my fairy, I'm your scientist and tomorrow who knows

Listen, there's a party ahead

It's whizzing around in my head

Don't just stand there, it's a beautiful day

If happiness calls you don't run away

I don’t know whether I should linger,

I'd like to wait a hit longer, until I feel a bit stronger

Are you ready to fill up with happy thoughts?

We're all so special, people of all sorts

Listen, there's a party ahead

It's whizzing around in my head

Don't just stand there, it's a beautiful day

If happiness calls you don't run away

- Let's try out my speech, - Go on.

Ladies and gentleman, this exoskeletal arm our consists of...

consists of...

a molecularly aligned iron-gold-titanium matrix

fueled by a combination of solar convertors,

electrical batteries and a beta particle generator.

I always forget the big words.

Just don't get flustered during the practical exam.

I won't.

Hi, guys, everything ready?

More or less.

Come on, Lui, don't worry.

We imagine scientists as people who never get anything wrong.

Disciplined, tidy and rational.

Lui, you're different, but we need scientists like you

to forget those who betrayed us.

- Are you talking about me? - Have you missed us?

You keep leaving me out.

You don't like me? You don't want me?

I don't get invited to parties?

I'll come anyway and take what is rightly mine.

- Protect the magic objects! - I'll call for backup.

Oh, gosh!

I have the ring and the gem, but I want those too.

- The coin and the hourglass. - That's right!

Then absolute power will finally belong to me!

No, it won't.

Nice costume.

Have you looked in the mirror?

No! Help!

Help, now what do I do?

- Go and hide! - Right!

I will destroy you!

I won't let you win this time.

The young lady has grown wings! Let's barbecue them!

- Strike! - Pongo, over here!

- Cheri, the old wise man. - Yes, leave it to me.

- The hourglass. - The coin. No!

Sofi? Leave it to me.

What's happening?

They said the batteries would last ten hours.

I reckon they duped you.

Absolute power is finally mine.

No way!

Sofi! You grab the coin.

Right.

No, you'll never get it.

Come on, let's see. You useless fairy!

Where is everybody?

They've all gone.

They're all crazy. Really...

Cheri? Can I come out?

Cheri?

Leonard?

Guys!

Where's everyone gone?

You're messing with me, right?

Right?

The hourglass!

What the...?

Sofi, I've rescued you.

Do not fear, little one. You're safe in my arms now.

- What happened? - Where are we? Where's Sofi?

- What have you done? - What have YOU done?

You even broke the hourglass, great scientist you are!

Make everything normal again or I'll...

Put that boy down!

I won't tell you again! Put that boy down!

Holy drones! What kind of creature is this? Shall I incinerate it, boss?

Not yet.

Put the boy down.

- Put me down! - Oh, him?

Gently.

Away!

He didn't look like a boy.

Quiet! Where do you think you're going?

Just nod and I'll pulverize him.

You're not pulverizing anything. Come back.

Yeah, okay. But please don't shoot.

I love laser guns too.

HQ, identify these hoodlums.

Identified. They're from a species called Humans.

They became extinct centuries ago, they were too stupid.

Have you ever seen one?

Not alive, no. And never as ugly as the purple one.

Hey! I'm not ugly, I'm just un-gorgeous!

- Boss, can I pulverize him? - Not yet.

Excuse me, sir, there must be some mistake.

My name's Lit, if you look on the Internet you'll find the answers on our channel,

- Internet? - Prehistoric technology.

Take them to HQ.

Where are we?

In the desert.

I worked that much out, but how did we get here?

I've no idea.

Look at my skin,

It's flaking off!

I can't bear it, I need a drink.

I'm tired, I'm dying.

Perfidia, we haven't taken a step yet.

I'm still tired!

Let's go and see if someone can tell us where we've ended up.

Don't touch me!

"In the future and past, the hourglass's power is unlimited and great."

Well, if the scientists' big book says so...

"Hence, it's dangerous..."

Score! Focus, Pongo, focus.

"Dangerous if used by those unaware of its every little peculiarity.”

Okay, I'm starting to get a little worried.

"With journeys back in time, leaps into the future hard to return from."

Okay. Now I'm really scared.

Maybe I should forget it, or maybe I shouldn't?

What do I do? Do I flee or not? Think, Pongo!

Think what the old wise man would say if he were here.

Of course not.

Great wise man.

I won't flee then,

I'll read the whole book, learn to use the hourglass

and bring Liu, Sofi and all the scientists and fairies back.

But not the ninjas, I don't like ninjas.

Come on, Pongo, time to get to work.

"First make sure you have everything you need.

Courage... faith and a clear head."

And salted biscuits, pizza with olives, ham sandwiches and orange juice.

The mind needs looking after, but so does the body!

It's gone off!

"As Einstein said, space and time are malleable."

Malleable... What a great word.

"So by changing the past and future, the present will change too."

The longer Liu and Sofi are in the past or future, the more the present changes.

There's no time to waste.

I, Viperiana, priestess of the god Anubis,

will become the Queen of Egypt by the will of the gods.

Are we sure the gods will it?

Of course...

I will prove it.

Mighty Anubis,

sacred gods,

send us a sign from the heavens or from the desert.

From the heavens or the desert.