Heartbreakers

Hey.

Yeah.

Okay, match point.

Three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Mister Blue, Mister Kahn.

Sit down Ruben.

Any man who actually works at a job is welcome here.

What's wrong with him?

No meaning in his life.

I want a relationship.

Why?

He's got his old man's business

with all the beef that goes along with it.

A new Seville, a house in the hills.

I'm not happy.

Why not?

- You think selling women's sportswear is satisfying?

I drive a bus.

I work for my father.

- You know what your problem is, it's your name, Eli.

Maybe if your name were Mike or Bill, maybe.

Did you ever wonder why you weren't named Ramon?

Max Eli, that's your father's name,

and what did he name you?

Eli.

It's not too late to change it, Ed.

What's so hot about your name?

Blue.

Hello?

How can we make this deal?

Charlotte, I've gone back to my people twice.

They don't want the, I wanna make the deal.

They said the bottom line was 10, I got 'em to eight.

They hate me.

- I'd rather shoot myself, you want the goods?

Hi, Cyd.

Thanks, Candy.

I'll call you.

Bye.

50 navy, 50 whites.

Marta?

Don't burn the blazers.

Next time you can be on top.

I want a bed.

If I got you a bed, you'd want a couch.

And what's wrong with that?

Then a Cuisinart.

It's not the things, Blue.

I'm 30 years old.

I want more from you.

This is what I do.

What about me?

You knew who I was when you moved in.

Other artists live like human beings.

Name one.

King.

He's a whore.

His new show is brilliant.

Hasn't opened yet.

How'd you see it?

We had lunch.

When?

Last week.

Where?

- West Beach, what difference does it make?

Well, why didn't you tell me?

I'm telling you now.

I had lunch with him, I didn't fuck him.

It's the same thing.

I'm not kidding, Blue.

If you're not happy, leave.

You would fall apart if I left you.

I would not.

You're such an asshole.

Do you want an orange?

Yeah.

Do I touch you enough?

What?

When we make love, do we communicate?

After five years you ask me.

Yeah.

Hey, Blue?

Where you going?

It's not even midnight.

I can't do it anymore, Marvin.

- What's the matter, you need a couple of bucks?

Hey,

15 years I studied art.

You're the best, bro.

This is filth.

They ought to lock us up for printing this.

I'm a printer, I print.

I gotta get serious.

Do you believe in astral transport?

What is it?

It's an out of body thing.

You smell nice.

It's the fruit.

I only eat fruit.

Ah.

Do you wanna have children?

Not tonight.

I wanna have them while I'm young,

but I don't think I'm ready.

You should have them with someone you love.

Are we about to have sex?

You want to?

I don't know you that well.

Well, only if you feel good about it.

Hmm.

Hmm.

I guess we are.

I don't believe in orgasms.

What?

- I believe that sex should be an exchange of energy.

You don't come?

I don't wanna lose the energy.

You don't mind if I do?

- You wouldn't have to if you gave up meat.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I quit my job.

You what?

I've gotta change my life.

Cyd's gonna shit.

I did it for her.

She wants security.

So you quit your job?

I've gotta get serious about my career.

A career is when you make money.

Why don't my paintings sell?

You paint pictures people are ashamed

to hang in their homes.

I'm losing her, E.

No you're not.

She's slipping away.

Compromise, that's all she wants.

Compromise? Then I'm you.

Great house, great car,

great clothes, great women.

- Small talk, great sex, and afterwards, nothing...

maybe a little guilt.

- You go out with someone and they spend the whole night

telling you who they are. Boring.

Well then at the end of the evening,

you decide whether he's worth fucking

or if it's been a total loss.

You know if it's any good at all,

you'll never hear from him again.

Why?

He's terrified.

Of what?

Involvement.

You don't know how lucky you are.

I hate dating.

No offense.

Let's go to Fatburger.

No, I should go home.

Call Cyd, we'll pick her up.

- She's gotta get up early, I don't wanna wake her.

Then let her sleep.

No.

I should go.

Sex isn't everything.

I'm Blue.

Cheer up!

The fruit cup?

Yes.

So, what now?

I gotta get a show.

How do you propose to do that?

I'm gonna get more aggressive.

Is that possible?

Four years ago, Blue had a show.

He beat up the Times critic.

I didn't beat him up.

You had to be forcibly restrained.

Don't make it sound like a big deal.

You went to jail.

What do you do?

I teach.

Aerobics, I met her at a class.

Hey, you need more time?

Yeah, about 30 years.

I know what I want.

Yeah, few men do.

- Two chili cheeseburgers, fries, and a fruit cup.

To drink?

- Coffee. - Water please.