Robot Chicken

It's alive!

Oh, my god... Larry!

Infinity.

Just like that.

Ah, fuck.

I am Sauron, lord of the rings!

I did it!

Oh! Nooooo!

Are we expecting anyone?

If you're a salesman, we don't have any mo... oh!

Is she here? I, uh, uh, uh...

Honey, who is it?

Mother? Bambi?

Father said you couldn't be with us

because man had taken you away.

A man, Bambi. A man took me away.

This is David.

Um, would you like to come in?

Please do.

I... I have a lot to explain.

No. I just wanted the truth, and I got it.

Mama, who is it?

Bambi ii, meet your brother.

Do you want to play with me?

A brother?! I, uh...

Come on. I'll show you my salt lick.

Okay.

Well, hello, there, buddy.

Who... whose bear is this?

Easy, big guy.

Yeah, I got a code 7 on platform 6.

Ha-ha. N-Nice Teddy.

Are you hungry?

Owww!

Aah! Aaaah!

And then Paddington pulled out his spine and roared to the sky.

Another trophy for his bloodlust.

This book's awesome!

The San Diego zoo's last male red panda has died.

With only one female left,

this will be the end of the red panda species.

Marco, you can animorph into a red panda, right?

Oh, no. No way.

I'm saving myself for the right human girl.

You're 18 and still a virgin?

Pound that panda!

Pound that panda!

Pound that panda!

Dude, you don't have to go down on the red panda.

It's about her pleasure, too, guys.

You think anybody saw you chomping down on that red panda?

Uh, well, I'm not in prison, so no.

Authorities are calling the red panda's pregnancy

a virgin birth,

so we eagerly await the arrival of red panda Jesus.

So, obviously, the civil war was fought over states' rights.

Whoooooa!

Oh!

Brainy, what are you doing?

My glasses! I can't find my glasses!

Papa Smurf always says,

"Brainy Smurf without his glasses

is like Smurfette without her tits...

absolutely useless!"

They're on your face!

Your tits?

Oh. Oh!

Aah! Argh!

I believe you're suffering from CTE, brainy...

chronic traumatic encephalopathy,

most likely from being tossed onto your head

one too many times.

What do we do?!

Holistic approaches, like acupuncture,

have been shown to...

not in the head.

Aah!

Oh, look at that. Looks fine to me.

Fine?!

You diagnosed him with CTE

and gave him a loaded handgun, you idiot!

Well, you should have gone to Dr. Smurf.

I'm costume party smurf!

Holy shit! Aliens exist!

I feel so small.

We wasted so much time fighting for turf

when we were just a mote of dust in god's eye.

Here comes the fucking Punisher!

- Wait, wait, wait! - None of this matters now!

Gunshot, gunshot!

Ooh, shotgun! Fighting over watches?

Watch me jam your heads up each other's wormholes.

Wait, wait! We're not alone in the universe?

This does change everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. You got it!

Hey, aliens, watch me fly!

Steve, your testimony today

could help put away a very bad guy.

What did you see on the day in question?

Well, I was playing with my best friend, blue,

when I heard my neighbor scream.

A stranger ran by covered in blood!

When I went to their house, their faces had been cut off.

There were clues everywhere.

Steve, do you think the stranger killed your neighbors

as retribution for their testimony

against the death wheels?

Yeah, yeah!

Objection! Leading the witness.

Objection! Overruled.

The witness shall answer the question.

Y-Yes.

And is that stranger in this courtroom today?

Over there!

Over there!