Mama Fairy and the Woodcutter (계룡선녀전)

"One kkakdugi fried rice to go"?

We were no match for Professor Park.

When Professor Jung finds out that he had to pay for the dinner,

he'll be disappointed.

Professor.

Professor?

Mom. Mom!

Jeom Soon, what did you do?

He was dying, so I brought him here.

Professor!

Darn it.

Professor?

Professor Jung?

Jeom Soon...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you had to grow up without a father.

My dear husband...

Am I dreaming?

I drank too much last night.

I even dreamed of being carried by a tiger.

Did it just fart?

Gosh, it even stinks.

I, Jung Yi Hyun, am a man of logic and reason.

However, irrational incidents are occurring before my eyes.

MacGyver always used to say...

that you should think later whenever in doubt.

Did he leave already?

Professor. Professor!

What?

When did you get back?

Why?

Do you know how worried I was?

I went back to the park, but all I found was your jacket.

You weren't at home, so where were you?

I don't know, but I made it back it one piece.

I thought something bad happened...

or that you were kidnapped.

I looked for you everywhere all night.

I'm just coming back from the patrol division.

I'm sorry.

I guess I fell asleep somewhere.

You didn't have your phone or your wallet...

Right, I'm sorry. You can get some sleep now.

You must not have gotten to sleep, looking for me.

If you fall asleep on street, hypothermia...

I heard you the first time! I'm not some little boy, you know.

That's not why I'm...

Get some rest then.

I don't know why he acts as if he's my wife sometimes.

What a relief.

What a new way of sleeping outdoors.

I'll go through your pockets a little, so keep sleeping tight.

Oh, that's... Lucky.

What...

Somebody, please tell me it's a lie.

It's this way.

We've got to take a train on this side to go to Seoul.

Isn't it that side?

It's not that side.

Didn't you say it's your first time riding a train?

Why are you trying to take the lead? This isn't like you.

I rode Train Pigeon so many times,

so I know the way.

But it doesn't exist anymore.

Railways are all the same.

It's just the matter of...

which train runs on the same railway.

Why don't you...

study first before having doubts?

What's this? Is this really the air in Seoul?

Why are you already awake? It's still at dawn, so sleep some more.

Sleep tight, Wizard Park

Oh, no. I might be late for the appointment with Ms. Fairy.

You're curious about so many things.

Right, I'm actually up to something good.

It's a secret,

but about the man whom I was waiting for,

he remembered Jeom Soon in his sleep.

I wish he remembers me too soon.

Ms. Fairy.

Mr. Geum. - I'm sorry I'm late.

It's okay.

I was busy talking with my friends here.

You're wearing the pants I bought you.

Right.

I'm going to hang out, so I wanted to wear pretty new clothes.

Good job.

They're pajamas, not for going out.

Should I have bought a nicer one for her?

I packed some coffee and boiled eggs.

Coffee is the best with boiled eggs.

A sip of coffee relieves the stuffy throat from eating the yolk.

Should we go watch moving pictures with these snacks now?

How nice.

I get to enjoy a trip to Mokpo thanks to you, Master Gu.

We could've gone straight to Seoul if it hadn't been for you.

We wouldn't have been able to enjoy the luxury...

of covering ourselves with 12 pigeons as our blanket.

I got all wet with morning dew...

that I was mistaken I wet myself overnight.

We got so many memories thanks to you.

We're done with our breakfast,

so let's hurry and head to Seoul on a KTX already.

I'm sorry for making you wait. Did you enjoy your food?

I make and serve food at the same time,

so it's not working smoothly.

You had octopus stew and three bowls of octopus bibimbap.

The total is 66 dollars. - Okay.

Don't put up an act and pay for the bill already.

This is strange.

What are you doing?

Wash these dishes, lady.

Serve side dishes.

Why aren't you putting that octopus into the pot?

Seriously.

I can't get this off my hand.

Please save me.

Goodness, you silly.

You've done it. How impressive.

Why would this long-legged octopus have so many legs?

There are more than eight legs.

That's five more than how it's supposed to have.

Don't you know they do genetic manipulation these days?

Does it mean, we had a monster octopus a while ago?

It's because it has more legs, not less.

It's good to eat a few more legs.

Right, you're right.

It's all thanks to you.

Look. If it hadn't been for you,

we wouldn't have learned the lesson of hard labor.

We wouldn't have seen the example of genetic manipulation either.

All these experiences are so darn valuable.

Thank you so much, Master Gu.

Work your butt off!

You're frustrating.

Where did I put it?

Ms. Fairy, wait here for a second.

Run.

You shouldn't be sleeping like that. King Kong will...

Put her down already.

She's innocent.

No...

King Kong... King Kong...

No, King Kong...

Did they really go to watch a movie?

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Maybe we should've watched a calm movie.

Don't say that.

But when King Kong fell down from the building in the end,

I felt so heartbroken.

I know. Let's watch something bright next time.

Let's do that.

Look at them.

Don't stare at her too obviously.

Look at her flower hairpin.

Hello. - Welcome.

I'll take that one.

It's 4 dollars and 50 cents.

Is it a gift for his mother?

Here. - Please hold.

Here.

Can you put this in my hair?

Where did the old lady go?

Ms. Fairy, I need to go to the toilet.

Wait right here.

My father was a minister during the Fifth Republic.

He was promoted for being shot in the Korean War...

and had three sons afterwards, but because I was a girl,

he abused me then threw me out.

I graduated from a girls' high school.

Our country's a mess and that's why the Chinese communists are invading.

It's not like...

anyone's meeting with Trump to negotiate an FTA.

Mao Ze Dong said this when he defeated Chiang Kai Shek.

"How could you steal all the treasures?"

"Give back the Jadeite Cabbage!"

Ms. Fairy.

Darn it. The Viet Cong captured my oldest brother,

and he lost a leg.

The leg he lost floated down the Song Da River.

It spewed red blood.

Deok Gu...

Did you wait for long?

I didn't poop, but the toilet was far away.

Hello. Who is this lady?

She's...

the only daughter of a minister...

who fought in the Korean War.

Her brother, Deok Gu, left a body part floating down...

the Song Da River in Vietnam.

Gosh.

He asked me to marry him...

and lured me to the watermill one night.

But then...

he forced my mouth open...

and tried to pour lye into it.

Then he tossed me into the Taehwa River.

The Taehwa River in Ulsan?

I was there last week for a garden exhibition.