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Hello!
This is Simon Masrani, owner of Jurassic World.
The park will be closing soon.
Come back tomorrow at 9 a.m. for more thrills.
Go faster. Faster!
Thank you for riding the Dinosaur Carousel.
Go buy souvenirs. Have a Jurassic day.
Time for one last ride.
Who will be next to tame
this magnificent beast of a forgotten age?
How 'bout you, little lady?
And soon they'll be off galloping
through the savanna in search of... Aw, beans.
Not again.
Whoa, whoa!
Come on, it's last ride of the day.
Knock it off, you big, scaly, walking staple remover.
Whoa, whoa!
Uh, I mean...
Pretty girl?
Loose dino!
It'll eat us all!
Wait. Stiggies don't attack humans.
They're peaceful herbivores.
Something is not right.
Park Help Line? Yeah, hi, Park Help Line?
I'm Hudson Harper, Golden Platinum Triple-Five
Black-Diamond Annual VIP guest pass holder.
There's a stiggymoloch loose at the Dinosaur Carousel.
I saw what was going on
when I was heading to the pteranodon aviary,
'cause that's the awesomest.
Could you tell me if anyone's been hurt or anything?
Uh.
Hard to say. Did you know pteranodons
aren't actually considered dinosaurs?
And they don't have teeth?
That's interesting, Hudson, but...
Weird, because they're carnivores,
which makes me think they have strong gums.
They gum their food, like my baby brother with a carrot?
Nom, nom, nom. So disgusting.
I've loved dinosaurs my whole life...
What's up? Someone forget to file
an expense report in triplicate?
Owen. Just the person I need.
You need me, Claire?
Like a plumber needs a wrench. Come on.
Did she just call me a tool?
Whew, heh.
That's a relief.
Hello. Simon Masrani again.
The park is now closed.
Did you get your souvenirs?
If not, get them tomorrow when we open at 9.
Have a nice souvenir!
I mean, evening.
Well, there it is.
You know, with my Uncle Dennis' videotape
sitting under that glass case,
it looks like a piece of pecan pie in a bakery.
Yum. Pecan pie.
Danny, stay on point.
If we don't get that tape,
we don't get the image
of the last treasure map piece.
And if we don't get that, no treasure.
My uncle knew I'd follow in his footsteps
if anything happened to him.
That's why he sent me two of his three map pieces
when he thought he was being watched.
Oy, hang on.
We don't want to blow this now
because we forgot something. Like what?
Like, how do we know stepping on the floor
won't make darts shoot from the walls
and stick in sensitive areas?
Happened in The Tomb of Tortuga.
To-to someone I know. Definitely not me.
It's an exhibit of historical artifacts from Jurassic Park.
And I designed the security measures.
Multi-directional motion-detecting cameras.
Laser trip wires.
And pressure-sensitive floor plating.
And I deactivated all of them from my computer. Heh.
Let's go. Allow me.
Booby-trapped pedestals.
I always forget those.
Freeze!
No, you freeze.
End program.
That's the ninth run of the simulation
and it's gone pear-shaped each time.
There must be a way to get that tape.
I need some air.
Pbbt. Air! That's it.
The air vents.
But they can only be accessed
with an executive key card.
How does one procure said key card?
Only from an executive, like Claire Dearing,
or Simon, or-or Dr. Wu.
Or from someone who could take
a key card without anyone noticing.
And I told him that the DNA
was actually taken from the mosquito.
Not from the amber like he said.
Who is this kid? Hudson Harper,
Golden Platinum Triple-Five Black-Diamond
Annual VIP guest pass holder.
Platinum triple what now?
Triple-Five Black-Diamond
Annual VIP guest pass holder.
I've been here at Jurassic World
with my parents for almost a month.
Hudson is a bit of a dinosaur fan.
"Fan" does not cover my pure joy
for the prehistoric era. You see, I...
Great.
Listen, kid, thanks,
but you can go now. We'll handle this.
Are you sure? 'Cause I could...
Okay, later.
Can I get one of those?
Eh, you need special training.
Now, let's get this done.
I'm still hoping for a session
with the raptors before dinner.
How did it get up there?
Well, stiggymolochs are pretty nimble.
Their balance is... It was a rhetorical question.
Get it down, please.
I'm out. Fine.
I'm calling the paleo-vets to bring...
stiggymoloch snacks or whatever
so we can lure it down.
Ah, sorry, kid.
The aviary's closed until further notice.
Closed? But I have a Golden Platinum
Triple-Five Black-Diamond Annual VIP guest pass.
It can't be closed to me.
Pteranodons get testy when they're nesting.
They cannot be disturbed.
The pteranodons are nesting?
Please let me in.
This is once-in-a-lifetime.
I'll be quiet.
They won't even know I'm there.
Please? Can't do it.
Rules are rules.
Listen. I love buying Jurassic World souvenirs.
Simon Masrani loves guests who buy souvenirs.
If I can't see the pteranodons,
I'll be so sad, I won't buy any more souvenirs.
How do you think Simon Masrani will feel
about that when he finds out
you wouldn't let me see the pteranodons?
You've got five minutes.Woo-hoo.
Yeah.
Where are all the... Whoa!
Cool!
Whoa! Oof.
Hey, look at me!
Yeah, so awe...!
I think she's just tired
of being cooped up at the carousel.
She'll be back to normal in a few days.
Call me if anything comes up.
A few days? But...
The ride is one of our most popular attractions.
Don't worry, little lady.
I'll have your prehistoric palomino
back in a harness in no time.
Vic, I don't think...
That's your problem, kid.
Too much thinking, not enough guts.
What does that even mean?
It means I'm gonna break that dino
like the wild mustangs we had at our ranch back home.
Vic, that's probably not a good i...
We should probably just sit back and enjoy the show.
Yah!
All right, get along, you out-of-date mountain goat.
Giddyap.
Hyah!
Okay, maybe that horn head won that round,
but now it's my turn.
'Cause when Vic Hoskins takes on a job,
nothing stops me.
Uh, Security?
Excuse me, I'd better stop and get this.
Go for Hoskins. Who's calling?
A concerned guest.
I just saw a kid go into the pteranodon aviary.
The aviary's closed! Who let that kid inside?
Definitely not park employee Bert Fenster.
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