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WRESTLE.

FUCK!

HOW CAN I STILL BE 7 OVER?

Randy: IKE, I'M WARNING YOU.

YOU BETTER NOT LOSE ANOTHER POUND, ALL RIGHT?

NOBODY WANTS A BOYFRIEND THAT WEARS SMALLER PANTS THAN HER.

HEY, I'M GONNA WAIT DOWN THERE.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SCOOPED THOSE GUYS UP

15 MINUTES AGO, ANYWAY.

ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME TWO SECS.

YOU GONNA SHOWER NOW?

WHAT DO YOU THINK? HE'S DRIPPING WET.

YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO RUN HOME AND DO THE SAME.

YOU'VE WORN THAT OUTFIT FOR WHAT, THREE DAYS NOW?

YO, LEAVE HIM ALONE, ALL RIGHT? HE'S FINE.

ROB, YOU WANT TO GRAB A SHIRT OR SOMETHING?

YO, I'LL BE DOWN THERE IN A MINUTE, ALL RIGHT?

GOT TO BE A LITTLE WISEASS, DON'T YOU, HUH?

GO. DOUBLES, DOUBLES, DOUBLES.

AH, SHIT!

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

HOW COME YOU NEVER WEAR THAT NEW SHIRT WE GOT YOU FROM SAKS?

IT'S VERY NICE.

I'M SAVING FOR MY HOMO ANONYMOUS MEETING, ALL RIGHT?

Stop it.

MA, I'M GONNA GO, OKAY? NO.

OKAY, YES. BUT DON'T BE LATE.

GIVE ME... HURRY. THANKS. GO.

DO YOU GOT, UH...

NO. ASK YOUR FATHER. MY BAG IS UPSTAIRS.

DOUBLES, DOUBLES, DOUBLES. GO, GO, GO, GO.

RIGHT THERE. GO AWAY!

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT!

Ike: DAD, YOU IN THERE?

YEAH. YEAH. WHAT?

MA SAID YOU SHOULD GIVE ME 20 BUCKS.

YEAH? WHERE YOU GOING?

BRONX.

BRONX?

BRONX? WHAT THE HELL FOR?

SCHIEK KNOWS SOME PARTY DOWN AT FORDHAM.

20 BUCKS, HUH?

ALL RIGHT. THIS MAKES IT AN EVEN $2 MILLION YOU OWE ME.

BETTER WRITE IT DOWN. HERE.

ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE, DAD.

OKAY. NOW BE CAREFUL, WILL YOU?I KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE BRONX.

Ike: DON'T BE BLOWING THAT SHIT. YOU WANT TO GET US KILLED?

AH, YOU FUCK!

Man: BODIE FINDS THE LOOSE PUCK.

OH, MY GOD. THIS GUY JUST BLOCKS EVERYTHING.

I JUST CAN'T SCORE.

HE'S A WALL. HE'S A FUCKING GLASS WALL.

SCORES! THANK YOU.

HA! HA! BITCH.

HOW DO YOU THINK VIVO'S OLD MAN GOT THE...

THE, YOU KNOW?

THE SCAR? YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK HIM?

WHEN I'M DONE FISHING YOU OUT OF THE DRAINPIPE,

WE'LL, UH, WE'LL HAVE OUR ANSWER.

YEAH, OKAY. I'M GOING. OKAY, SO GO.

HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. GET OUT THE DOOR.

GIVE ME A SECOND. I'M GETTING WORKED UP.

ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA HONK THE HORN.

FIRED HARD FROM THE LEFT.

DiPIETRO FREEZES THE PUCK.

JUST LET THERE BE A MARK.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN ON IT. THEY WERE OFF THE EDGE.

GET UP OFF YOUR ASS, ANYHOW. YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE OUTSIDE.

AND IF THEY HONK THAT HORN ONE MORE TIME,

I'M GOING OUT THERE.

THEY'RE NOT, ALL RIGHT? THEY'RE NOT STUPID.

GO. JUST GO.

YOU'RE A LITTLE EARLY, NO?

Ike: WE'RE NOT EARLY.

GOD DAMN.

Vivo: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRAZY HOUSE, PLEASE.

HEY. WATCH THE DOOR.

JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, PLEASE. SHUT UP.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH THIS FUCKING GUY, BRO.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT.

I'M THE ONE BACKING OUT OF HIS DRIVEWAY.

YEAH, WELL, DON'T HIT ANYTHING, BRO.

WATCH THE TREES. 'CAUSE THE LAST TIME,

YOU ALMOST TOOK OUT A TREE, THAT ALMOST ENDED MY LIFE.

KEEP IT UP. JUST GO SLOW, MAN.

CUT-- CUT THE WHEEL!I'M CUTTING THE WHEEL.

YEAH, YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE THAT--

SHUT UP! EVERY TIME YOU YELL AT ME, I MESS UP.

THE FUCKING CURB, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!

Rob: HEY, VIVO.WHAT, ROB?

WAS THAT A LIGHT?

AW! WAS IT A LIGHT?

THAT LOOKED LIKE A LIGHT.

BRO, GET-- JUST GO. 'CAUSE THIS GUY, HE'S DEFINITELY WATCHING.

GETTING OUT. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Jim: THE CLUB AND THE BALL MUST BE ONE, OKAY? CONCENTRATE.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL.

TIGER, SHOW ME YOUR STUFF.

THE CLUB AND THE BALL ARE ONE NOW.

COME ON. LET'S FOCUS.OKAY. IT'S ONE.

READY? ALL RIGHT. NICE AND EASY.

HERE GOES.

HOLE IN ONE!

HEY. JUNGLE JIM.

HEY! WHAT DO YOU SAY, BIG GUY?

WRESTLING CHAMP HERE.

HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THE BELL WAS BROKEN.

IKE'S PART OF THE FAMILY.

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO STAND ON CEREMONY.

DON'T MIND HER.

WHAT'S THIS?

AAH!

WHAT UP, SHORTY?

WHAT UP, PUNK?

WHAT, DID A COTTON-CANDY MACHINE EXPLODE IN HERE?

SHH! CHILL, CHILL. COME ON.

YOU MEAN, YOU JUST GOT HOME AND IT WAS LIKE THAT?

THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN.

WHAT IS THIS?

AW, YOUR TROPHIES. YOUR STUFF'S ALL TRASHED, BRO.

SHE'S GOT YOUR SCRAPBOOK JAMMED IN HERE LIKE AN OLD TV GUIDE.

IT'S NO DRAMA, SON. THAT'S THE OLD TESTAMENT.

YOU KNOW THERE'S MORE TO COME THAN THAT.

IT'S STILL NOT RIGHT.

I MEAN, SHE CAN'T JUST DROP YOU DOWN THE CHUTE

LIKE THE DIRTY LAUNDRY. I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR ROOM.

WHO CARES, MAN? HER KID NEEDS IT.

I'M OUT OF HERE, ANYWAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE ASKED ME THE OTHER DAY?

WILL I BE JOINING THEM FOR DINNER?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

WHAT DID YOUR DAD SAY?

THAT BITCH GOT HIM BELIEVING SHE'S GOD'S GIFT, MAN.

GUY'S BUSTED HIS ASS HIS WHOLE LIFE.

HE'S FINALLY HAPPY.

I-I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE TO FUCK IT UP FOR HIM, YOU KNOW?

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

YOU'RE TAKING THIS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN ME.

HEY. ANYWAY, A MONTH FROM NOW,

SHE'S GONNA BE BRAGGING TO HER FRIENDS

THAT I'M COMING HOME FOR DINNER.

YOU READY?

I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL JAGOFF, ALL DRESSED UP IN THIS JOINT.

SLOW DOWN, FOOL.

I TOLD YOU, DON'T NOTHING GET CRACKING TILL AFTER 11:00.

WE'LL SIT DOWN, KNOCK DOWN A FEW, THEN THEN HEAD ON DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, MAN. I JUST...

BUT HER VOICE WAS A LITTLE DEEP.

IT WAS A MAN?

HEY! YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA CALL.

I FUCKIN' LEFT YOU LIKE 40 MESSAGES.

NOW, TURN AROUND AND CHECK YOUR MESSAGES

AND THEN COME BACK TO ME CORRECT, AND WE'LL START OVER.

OKAY?

THERE BETTER BE A FUCKIN' MESSAGE FROM YOU.

Schiek: OKAY. NOW, WHO IS SHE AGAIN?

I DON'T KNOW. DENISE? DIANE.

YEAH, YEAH. DIANE MELINI.

OOH. SHE GAVE ME HEAD IN THE BATHROOM AT SAMMY'S.

Phil: HEY, ROBBY.

YOUR MOTHER HOME?

I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D GO BY AND PAY HER A LITTLE VISIT.

Man: COME ON, PHIL. NOT TO THE KID.

YO, SCHIEK...

SCHIEK...

YOU THINK YOU CAN HOOK ME UP?

MAYBE A JOB IN THE MORNINGS BEFORE SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW, TALK TO ALLIE FOR ME?

I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER.