Heidi

Okay, we're rolling.

What's up, guys?

Welcome to a brand new episode of Boo Ya.

My name's Ryan Davis, and with me today is,

my brother from another mother

and best friend, Jack Jenkins.

So today we're gonna figure out what's more terrifying,

being attacked by an infectious

alien monster from outer space,

or being eaten alive by an ugly-ass brain-craving zombie.

Well folks, we shall find out real soon.

Boo Ya!

Ryan?

Is that you?

Oh my God, you little shit!

Go, go, go!

Ryan!

I swear to God, - Good shit.

- I am so sick and tired of you

and your stupid little pranks.

I'm gonna tell Mom!

- Nice sunny day here in hell.

That's my setup.

I got my bed, my movie posters.

Here's Johnny!

Ryan, get out.

- Uh, this isn't your room anymore.

You're moving out, remember?

Ugh, can't wait.

Aw, are you gonna miss me?

Hell no.

As soon as you're gone the dog's moving in here.

Oh, whatever bozo.

Oh, hey, can you do me a favor?

Can you take that box outta my room?

You ass, Ryan come back.

Cuja!

How's my baby doing?

How's my baby doing?

Hey Mom.

- I don't want you filming me with your dad's camera,

you know this.

- Technically it's not his anymore.

It's my camera.

- It is his camera, because he gave it to you,

and that's not a gift.

A gift is the iPhone that I got you.

- Don't worry Mom, I still love you more.

You better.

- So, is your new boyfriend coming over tonight?

- Okay, I'm done, go get the fireworks.

Go.

Nice camera, buddy.

- Yeah, not as nice as yours, Ryan.

Thanks.

Excited to film today?

- Yes I am, I'm always excited to film.

- Test out our new cameras, gonna be awesome.

Cut.

- That guy almost hit that car (laughs).

Ha ha, ooh, are you okay?

Hi, Tina, how are you?

- Peekaboo, ready, ready?

Wanna play peekaboo?

Peekaboo!

Peekaboo!

Hello Lorraine.

- Now, don't video me, this isn't Candid Camera.

Get that thing outta here.

Hi Grandma.

Save it for the fireworks.

Der der der der der der der,

der der der der.

Hey!

- So, okay, I'm pretty sure your family

don't like me filming them.

So, whatcha doing on your new iPhone?

Nothing.

- Come on, Ryan, say cheese.

Say cheese!

Oh.

That's a long sparkler, oh there it goes.

- Does that make you sad?

- Oh, shit. - Oh!

Oh, ho ho ho!

So, what do you think?

Eh, it's not bad.

And this is my room.

Um,

major upgrade.

Obviously it's much bigger than yours.

Whatever.

- Oh, do you know what the best thing is

about having your own place?

Wait (laughs).

Not having to share the bathroom with you.

Oh, my gosh, so nice.

Um, where do you think you're going?

- Well, I had this really big

bean burrito this morning, so,

I kinda gotta use the bathroom.

Oh my God.

Ew,

that is so disgusting!

- You know, the more I think about it the more

I think we should make a movie about a zombie apocalypse.

But instead of people, animals.

We'll call them zombinals.

When was the last time you had a girlfriend?

- Uh, two and a half years ago (laughs).

I haven't had a girlfriend in like, forever.

- So, do you have any plans for the summer?

Anything that doesn't involve pranking people?

I don't know.

Probably look for a job or something.

- Oh, well, I could help you with that.

Do you remember Dottie?

No.

- Uh, she's the old lady that lives down the street.

I used to watch her birds for her whenever she left.

- Oh yeah, the old bird lady (laughs).

I remember now.

- Yeah, well, that old bird lady needs a bird sitter,

so if you're interested I could call her.

Okay, cool.

So what exactly do I have to do with her bird?

Ryan, it's a bird sitting job.

All you have to do is watch her birds,

feed them, keep her house clean.

That's her house.

- All right, bring out the spy cam.

How do I look?

Heh, the old lady

will never know she's being filmed.

All right, I'm ready.

Okay, I'm rolling.

What's up guys?

My name is Ryan Davis

and welcome to another episode of Boo Ya.

Figured I'd change things up today

since my mom won't let me prank anyone for awhile,

but today I'm wearing the world's smallest camera.

And why am I wearing this?

I'm gonna give you guys a first-hand glimpse

of the mysterious bird woman.

Let's do this.

Who's there?

It takes me awhile to get to the door.

Hi, it's Ryan.

Ryan.

- Ryan Davis, Rachel's brother?

Oh Rachel's brother.

You're the one that's gonna take care of my Rocky.

Did you have any problems finding the house?

Oh, no, no, not at all.

It's just down the street.

Come on in.

I'll introduce you to Rocky

and I'll show you what you need to do.

There's my baby.

Isn't he beautiful?

Rocky, this is Ryan.

Ryan, this is Rocky.

Hi, Rocky.

Ah, see?

That's his way of saying hello.

Here you just need to mop,

wet-mop like the dining room and whatever.

In here you have to do the vacuuming,

you have to do the dusting.

Here, hold my keys for me a minute.

These are the cleaning supplies,

and there's towels and there's sponges.

What you do is you're gonna take this

and you're gonna go to the pool,

and you're gonna make sure if any leaves go in,

you know, that you clean them out,

Okay.

And things like that.

So what's the verdict?

Did you get the job?

Of course I got the job.

But stupid Rachel forgot to mention

that Dottie wanted a house slave.