Ossans' Love (Ossan zu Rabu / おっさんずラブ / Ossans Love / Old Man's Love)

Yes, Tenku Real Estate, Haruta speaking.

It's about the inspection of the building in Shin Musashino, isn't it?

Shall I make a reservation for the next tour?

Oshima-san has arrived at the station for the appointment at 11 o'clock.

Someone must pick him up!

Okay, I will go.

Yeah! I sold the property in Musashino-zaka for 30 million!

Kuribayashi-san, this is the 5th in this month!

Everyone, listen for a moment.

Since we all worked hard,

we achieved our goal for this month.

In the sales statistics of the Kanto region we're the top!

But, we must not rest on our laurels.

Let's set ourselves higher goals and become the number 1 of the company!

- Yes! - Then, work on.

- Haruta. - Yes.

I will leave the plan for the weekend promotion campaign to you.

To me? Okay!

- It's a chance to improve your standing. - Yes.

- I pin my hopes on you. - Yes.

It can't be helped, huh?

Sorry. It's alright.

My turn! My turn! Try to lick your elbow.

You will certainly not reach it.

Haruta Soichi, 33 years. I want to fall in love.

That's why I will lick my elbow.

Okay! Do it!

Somehow I really could be called a dress-dummy, right?

What? Did I say anything strange?

They're all in apparel business. How could you say that?

But... he calls me dress-dummy!

It's alright, it's alright. No more of it.

I have nothing against apparel at all. I'm fond of clothes.

Okay. Next... Maki-san.

Okay... I'm Maki Ryota.

I work at Tenku Real Estate in Urban Development.

- Pleased to meet you. - Cool!

- Nice to meet you. - Hello.

It's a great restaurant, isn't it?

- Really? - Sure!

I'm glad you like it.

And at last... I'm Kuribayashi Utamaro.

- Pleased to meet you. - Maro! Maro!

We are all colleagues in the same company.

No, I'm your senior.

Yes, our colleague is one step ahead of me. Let's have a toast.

By the way, Haruta-senpai has a mother-complex.

That's not true.

It's not true. And, I'm a superior. A boss.

He didn't have a girlfriend since 5 years.

Eh? So long?

But though he's so messed up, we believe if he joins our group dates,

he will someday find the love of his life.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

I will. I will.

Delicious.

Well, our 30th wedding anniversary.

Time passed by so quickly, didn't it?

Well, I'm a bit embarrassed, but

here please.

Beautiful!

- Hey! - Outch, outch, outch.

- Now I'm glad I married you. - What's that supposed to mean?

Let's get along well in the future too.

That's my wish too.

- Who wants to go to karaoke? - Me!

Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go!

Wait, wait, wait!

- Come on, Haruta-san! - Where are we going?

It's alright. Taxi!

No, let's go!

You're no kid anymore so pull yourself together!

Outch! Outch!

We're still young so we should walk.

- Be quiet. - Outch! What's that? What's that?

Yes, okay. Please take him home.

Where is that karaoke bar?

No wonder he's unpopular.

Damned idiot!

What are you doing!

That's my line!

Each and every evening you come home after midnight,

you don't collect your shoes, you neither tidy away your clothes nor the plates after meal,

you give trousers with tissues in their pockets to the laundry or you put the receipt inside!

Okay, okay. What time is it now?

It's past 8 o'clock already. How old do you think you are!

You're 33!

Now I have no time left for a shower!

Why didn't you wake me up?

- I've decided! - What?

It can't go on like this. Leave this house immediately!

What? So suddenly?

- I'm serious. - Make way or I'll be late.

Alright. Then I will move out.

Please do.

- I mean it! - Shut up!

Hey, stop with this please!

This man touched me.

This man touched me!

You touched my buttocks. You touched my buttocks, didn't you!

You're a molester. Dismount at the next station please.

It wasn't him. Excuse me please.

Chief!

He was holding the support strap with his left hand

and the briefcase with his right hand.

That's why I think he couldn't touch you.

Everyone can make a mistake.

- I'm sorry. - No, no, it's alright, it's alright.

- Thank you very much. - No, no, no, no.

I'm glad I could solve this misunderstanding.

- I was so shocked... - Yeah.

- I'll pick it up, I'll pick it up. - No, it's alright, it's alright.

No, it's alright.

Well, good luck for today.

Yes.

As for the "New Lifestyle" campaign that's going to start in spring,

how is the actual state of affairs?

Yes. We will aim to sell these 5 objects during this period.

Haruta, you are through with the posters and flyers, right?

Yes, yes... I've started posting them.

Are there any customer complaints?

Yes. In one case,

when Kuribayashi-kun accompanied a customer on an inspection,

he lost the way and they didn't arrive at the property.

How could that happen, Maro?

Yeah... well, the map I got from Haruta-san was wrong.

Huh? No, no. It's not my fault. I told you to check it properly.

What are you saying?

- It wasn't like that. - Why such a tension?

But it was your fault, wasn't it?

Why are you getting so angry, huh?

Okay, that's enough! The youngsters will quit yelling immediately!

But it's me who was yelled at right now.

- Really, stop it now. - Huh? You...

Let's stop with this now.

Yes. Hello.

Oh, he has arrived? Fine. Then, send him in.

He's here, he's here.

Let me introduce our new colleague.

He was transfered from Urban Development at headquarters,

- Maki-kun. - I'm Maki Ryota.

I guess there are some things I don't know about this business and I might bother you,

but I'll do my best so please treat me well.

Maki-kun joined the company 3 years ago and was involved in the redevelopment of the Toyosu area.

He's an ace of our company.

So don't let him surpass us all.

- Yes! - Pleased to meet you.

Okay. Then, let's do our job.

- Haruta. - Yes.

In case there's anything you don't know, ask him.

- He's a helpful fellow. - Yes.

Haruta. On my PC

is the material on the spring campaign.

- Would you send it to Maki-kun? - Understood.

- Then please do. - Yes.

Hello. Sorry.

Let's see... spring campaign...

Campaigns?

Spring... Is it here?

What's this?

That can't be true.

Why photos of me?

Is this a dream?

Am I dreaming?

Did you see them?

I didn't see them.

You really didn't see them?

I didn't see them.

And, what did you not see?

I don't know, but I didn't see them.

I see. Then, it's okay.

Dear God, the love of my life that I hoped for

has a slightly different taste.

OSSAN'S LOVE

So, first,

you must ask the janitor for permission because there are mansions

- where posting is forbidden. - Okay.

Then, and this is the most difficult,

fold it as softly-softly as possible.

Softly-softly.

Try it.

Haruta-kun!

Ah, hello. This is the janitor, Morisaki-san.

- I'm Maki. - Hello, hello.

You came just at the right time. I'll take you along straitaway.

Yet another blind date? That's not necessary.

You're at the right age now. This time it will work.

She's your favorite type, a big, big woman.

Obachan, Obachan,

what I like big are the breasts.

Don't be so demanding. Big isn't better than small.

No, no, no, that's wrong, that's wrong.

What you always tell me is wrong.

- Hello. - Yes, hello. See you.

Hello.

Haruto-kun, hello.

Oh, are you taking a walk?

We're in the same real estate company, but our jobs were totally different, don't you think?

Well, but it doesn't mean

that the Sales Department isn't interested in towns or people.