The Wedding Scheme (The Marriage Plot / Kyeolhunui Ggomsoo / 결혼의 꼼수)

The Wedding Scheme

- "I like smart girls." -

Men who says that are all liars.

They say they like a woman that they can have good conversation with,

but once those women begin to express their views...

"That's to be expected coming from a female." That is how a man responds.

Fortunately, women lack the intellect to see the truth.

A woman is an animal that lacks the intellect of a man.

This is why marriage is possible.

A woman who fools a hypocrital man into thinking that she likes him

is beautiful.

Don't do it!

Why bother killing such a person? Restrain yourself!

Me? Why?!

Move!

Why are you doing this to me!?

I did everything!

My idea, my planning, and I completed everything!

That is your problem!

Team play doesn't work out.

Team play? The woman does the work and

the man takes all the credit. Is that team play?

Yoon Geon Hee, the bluebird of happiness is near.

Bluebird? You'll get

beat 'til you're blue by me! You pathetic excuse for a human being!

If you don't like your boss, why didn't you say something? Who does something like this?!

Shut up!

I've caught an illness because of you.

I feel sick because of you!

I've caught a disease!

Headaches, toothaches, and cramping!

Why do you think I would have a toothache?

From clenching my teeth everyday!

As for the cramping,

I can't explain that right now.

Save me! Save me!

S.O.S.! Woman is trying to kill a man!

Save me! Save...!

Every time you open your mouth it's "woman this, woman that".

Do you know why men have useless nipples?

Why?

It's evidence that God made you carelessly!

Goodbye!

I was worried that you were dead, from overworking or not.

But realistically, that wouldn't make any sense.

A woman to be dying from overworking...

A woman is a man without his sense of responsibility.

Is the preparation for the presentation going well?

Yes, I am doing my best.

You are aware that the chairman is most concerned with entering the kimchi industry, right?

I heard you saying that more than 100 times...

Therefore?

Can I go to the restroom?

If things go well, we could get the Japanese investment. You know that, right?

If things go well, we could get the Japanese investment. You know that, right?

If we receive the Japanese investors-

Team leader, there's a call.

Alright.

Hello, this is Chief Lee Kang Jae speaking.

Yes, the reports have been sent.

Yes.

Ah, you didn't get it? I will upload it right away.

One day I will kill you!

Definitely!

Yes Chief, I'm actually driving at the moment.

Amongst my classmates there was a woman like this.

So you acknowledge having a classmate who was a woman.

During high school, she always placed first.

Because she thought everyone was inferior to her, she never had a single friend.

She thought that once she went to college, she would lose some weight and get a boyfriend.

This friend, I mean...

But after entering college, she spent her first year being fat and tacky.

She lost weight by her second year, but didn't know how to have fun.

The third year was spent studying. And her fourth year, spent preparing for her exams.

As a result, she graduated without having one boyfriend.

But, your expression is...

I am not talking about you. Then, should we meet and talk?

So I am saying,

I think you and my schoolmate are quite similar.

- Something like a presentation... - I am different!

Then, we will just say you are.

So, what I want to say is...

I said men keep following me!

Because I put out so much feminine charm, my nickname was "Femme Fatale."

In our words, "Bad Bitch"

I'm sorry.

Okay, then seducing men wouldn't even be work.

With that overflowing charm, that is.

Of-of course!

Okay!

Then, what about that guy?

Huh? What?

If are you are successful, then "femme fatale," but if not, "outcast."

No, that man would be good.

I can seduce him with one word.

By talking?

Not by making him drink alcohol or threatening him, but by talking?

Yes, one word. By talking.

If you succeed, I will dance here.

The cabbage is covered in seasonings, sauce, and shrimp paste.

And you also need the invisible lactobacillus in order to make kimchi.

Just like how kimchi is fermented, people become mature

through family, friends, and experiences invisible to the naked eye.

Just as I'm aging, the cabbage needs to age as well.

But let's not degrade that.

It's great with white rice poured in water. Although, newly made kimchis are good.

But matured kimchis appeal more to people.

Since you are a kimchi professional, your life revolves around kimchi.

Have some bossam when the meat is ready.

I am better at cooking than talking!

Yes.

Oppa, you told me you liked me first.

That you love me.

Ah, so embarrassing.

That's cheating.

That he is your close college Sunbae.

I did not pick the player.

I heard a little about you.

You were scouted as the head of our department.

Yes. I look forward to working with you.

I heard a lot about you too.

But you start working tomorrow. What brings you here today?

Gun Hee wanted me to look over the presentation materials.

What did you think of it, Sunbae?

I didn't really have to work on it. It was organized pretty well.

Thank you.

Isn't our Sunbae cool?

"Our?"

But was Miss Yoo Geon Hee,

a Joan of Arc without a sword at college, too?

But she has a delicate heart.

Honestly, I am like that too!

Last time I went to the fortune teller, he told me I was soft and tender on the inside, contrary to crappy outer appearance.

So he gave me a $10 discount.

Aren't you going to dance?

I'm going to keep my promise. By all means.

Do you like her better?

Ahjussi. Were. You. Going. To. Hit. A. Girl?

Who are you?

When. You. Start. Love. You. Do. It. Together.

And. When. You. End. Love. You. Do. Whatever. You. Want.

That. Is. Why. I. Don't. Go. In. Love.

That. Is. Why. I. Can't. Be. In. Love.

Seducing woman. Man who was seduced.

"Our?"

Crazy bastard.

Sit down, please. Sit down Ahjussi.

Why are you like this when you look normal?

Also, break up! Don't be annoying and whine!

Are you okay?

Since Chung Chong-Do kimchi uses a small amount of sauce, it has a very clean, unassuming taste.

Now that I think about it, Chung Chong-Do kimchi resembles my eldest daughter.

She is clean and humble, and she likes movies and books.

She is yet impeccable and untainted!

You're the first daughter, right?

You must have been really nervous. ( nervous and kimchi making are similar in Korean, so she misheard)

Excuse me?

We haven't finished yet.

Since we are a large family, we prepare at least 100 cabbage heads.

Sun Hee!

Yes?

He said 'nervous,' not 'preparing kimchi.'

He didn't ask about kimchi, but are you nervous?

Oh...

I have to do the sauce as well.

Then what about the daughter that came in before?

She is my third daughter. She majors in ballet.

She is like Gangwon-Do kimchi, very unique.

It includes frozen pollacks, squids, and plants from the high lands.

And it is very passionate.

Mother~

I changed.

Should we start?

Pardon?

My second daughter is like Jeolla-Do kimchi.

It has a very deep taste, and with it being spicy and salty, it has a savory taste.

She was very competitive ever since she was little. Sports, school...

Unni! Bring me a kitchen knife!

Those people who park in front of other people's houses

need to learn a lesson by having their tires cut up with a knife.

What are you doing? Aren't you going to put away the camera?

I didn't do it yet.

The fourth,

is like Gyeonggi-Do kimchi.

Sun Hee, her school let out a while ago. Where is she?

She came back earlier and is sleeping.

Is she a ghost or something? She has to tell me if she is home or not.

Ah, hot! Hot, hot!

Move aside!

Go in! Hurry and go in!

Can you edit the parts where

my daughters came in?

Is kimchi the problem right now?

PD Sunbaenim left, so Mother is telling you to come down and eat.

I'm busy.

Geon Hee, you know that it's Mother's birthday tomorrow, right?

Tomorrow, we must eat dinner together.

Okay, so close the door. I said I'm busy.

Geon Hee.

Kimchi?