Mistress Kanan Is Devilishly Easy (カナン様はあくまでチョロい)

Tama Municipal Hunou Academy.

A tranquil place of education,

full of happy and healthy students.

That is, until an enchanting and bewitching devil

descended upon its unsuspecting halls.

Pardon my intrusion.

I'm Youji Kyougi, from Class 1-2.

Huh? Wait.

How did I get here? What?

- -Uh...

Thanks for coming, Kyougi.

I've been waiting.

As for how you got here,

It's because I was beckoning your delicious soul.

My soul?

Uh-huh. I'm going to devour you, handsome boy.

Sorry.

Devour me? But why?

Because I am the daughter of Beelzebub,

the great Archdevil of Gluttony.

Kanan the Gourmet.

Now, be a good boy and give me a taste.

It's what you mortals are made for. Got it?

Daddy, I would like to make a request.

Oh, my adorable little Kanan.

You know you can always ask me for anything.

Come, enjoy a meal with me.

Apologies, Daddy, but I'm not all that hungry right now.

To be honest,

nothing that I eat down here tastes good to me anymore.

Oh, no.

You must eat in order to become strong like your papa.

I'd like to leave

and go somewhere that offers more enticing cuisine.

And what cuisine would that be?

Well, human souls, obviously!

I wish to personally cultivate sweet young souls.

Only the tender ones

on the verge of maturation will suffice.

You're a chip off the gluttonous block.

I made the same trip eons ago,

though it led to a nasty conflict with the angels.

Oh, don't worry. It'll be okay.

How could I turn down a request

from my precious baby?

Thank you, Daddy.

I guess I'll take my leave then.

Hold on one moment, dear.

Hmm?

Kanan. Have you dined

with anyone as of late?

Come now, Daddy.

You know dining is best enjoyed solo.

I'm not a fan of all that extra noise.

Is that so?

I sincerely hope you find what you most desire,

dearest one.

So good!

And now I've made my glorious entrance

into the human world.

-Captivatingly beautiful. -

-Unrivaled intelligence. -

-And athletically gifted. -

I effortlessly became Little Miss Perfect,

and gained the trust

of both students and teachers alike.

I've played the part of the model student

so flawlessly,

that I am now head of the disciplinary committee.

This academy will henceforth be my personal ranch,

and those mortals, my livestock.

Hurry up and grow, my piggies.

So I can feast on all your tasty souls.

- -

Nah, the only chicks worth dating are gyarus!

- -I like 'em plump.

Big titties are my thing.

You got a point there, my guy.

Flames below, I'm starving.

I wanted them to simmer a bit more

before I devoured them, but...

I suppose I can eat one al dente.

That's it!

Get a load of that brilliant color.

Just brimming with vitality.

Now that's a soul worthy of my palate.

Huh?

Human. Yes, you there.

-Huh? What? - Come to me.

Follow my voice.

Devour me? But why?

'Cause I want to.

I'll start by peeling back the skin.

You'll peel back... the skin?

Then I'll stroke it,

ensuring that it's delectably firm and juicy.

You're gonna... make it firm and juicy?!

And then I'll slurp it up, wriggling and raw.

Rawdogging?!

You should consider it an honor

to be swallowed by someone of my station.

Now prepare yourself, you lowly mortal.

Thank you very much, m'lady!

Huh?!

You're honored, for real?

Absolutely! Nothing would make me happier!

Okay. I guess that's an admirable outlook.

I honestly thought you'd be trembling in fear.

Why would I?! Senpai, all I've ever dreamed of

is to be devoured by a devilish baddie!

Huh?

And to top it off, you're dressed up

-for cosplay sex! -Uh...

That devil costume is so freakin' hot!

What kind of weirdo hears the word "devoured"

and thinks it's a sex thing?!

I underestimated him.

I forgot that teenage males only think about copulation.

Oh, so now my food thinks it gets to dance

the devil's tango with me? Ha!

You really are foolish for livestock.

Pathetic as he may be, this is my perfect chance.

All I have to do is snatch up his soul

while we're getting down to business.

However, there's one teensy little problem with that.

This "devilish baddie" is still a virgin!

If you're still down, let's do it.

W-w-w-w-w-w-wait!

-Slow down a bit, will ya? -What's the matter?

Well, isn't this something that people only do

when they're head over heels in love with each other?

No problem there.

I'm already madly in love with you. Oh, yeah!

I fell for you the moment I saw you, Senpai!

Oh, crap! This guy's libido is relentless!

Senpai, you called me 'cause you're in love

-with me, too, right? -Huh?

In love?

Now that I think about it,

I've never fallen in love with anyone before.

I've been alive for several thousand years,

but I haven't even held someone's hand!

Getting a good look at him now,

he cuts a gorgeous figure.

This guy might just be my type!

I love you, I love you, I love you!

Would you calm down?

Give me a minute to think this through!

Are you cool with this, Kanan Zebul?

You're the daughter of the archdevil Beelzebub!

There's no way it's appropriate

for your first love to be a lowly mortal!

Uh...

That was my bad.

I really put you on the spot with all that.

Huh?

I promise, I would never do anything to hurt you, Senpai.

What? Well I... Maybe--

If we aren't going all the way, how about third base?

As if, you lowlife!

Second base, then.

Eww! No, you pervert!

Okay, if that's too much,

what do you say we start out by dating then?

Take it slow.

You wanna date?

-I... I think I could do that. -Oh, hell yeah!

-Thank you, princess! -Uh...

You're welcome. So, uh...

Cool. I'll see you tomorrow!

What kind of insane contract

did I just get myself into with that mortal boy?!

Curse you to the fires, you lowlife human!

So, is there any chance you're free this weekend?

I would really appreciate your help

cleaning up the shrine.

No. I've got a feeling

I'll be pretty swamped this coming weekend.

I'm sorry, Masurao.

I keep telling you not to call me by my last name!

Call me Nadeko!

Whoops, my bad. You know what they say,

old habits die hard.

Fine, you're forgiven or whatever.

I guess I was just a little bit shocked

since you ordinarily have zero plans.

Oh, that's right. I got a girlfriend.

Oh, a girlfriend. I getcha, that explains a lot--

Wait! What the hell do you mean you got a girlfriend?!

Yeah. She's a year older than I am.

An older woman?

I was under the impression that you were a quiet nobody,

but you've got more game than I thought.

So, spill.

What do you two call each other when you're hanging out?

What do you mean?

If you two are super in love,

then you must have pet names, don't you?

You gotta be on a first-name basis, at least.

First name?