The first 200 lines.
'Cotton Candy'
'Everybody loves 'colors' in this world'
'Whether they are young or old'
'Right from the clothes they buy to the zodiac signs they consult'
'...colors play a significant role in making us happy'
'But in the case of Appu'
'I mean, our hero'
'...colors entered his life and ruined it totally'
'When I think of that I am very surprised'
'This is Ranji Appu's wife'
'Generally everybody loves to eat'
'But this beautiful girl lived and loved ONLY to eat!'
'He is Kuppu'
'Appu's cloooose friend'
'If I have to describe him...'
'No, need'
'You find out for yourself'
'Saidapet Chennai'
'She looks as hot as a sizzler'
I can't control myself
"Hug her tight Hug her in delight"
Ranji
Aiyo! She broke my nose
Oh! You, huh?
Who else did you expect then?
Don't be silly!
Tell me this, why were you giggling to yourself?
You told me how you clicked this photo, right?
I was laughing about that
Isn't he your close friend?
Why did you leave him behind and move to Chennai?
'First must throw that photo out'
'And change the mind of this glutton of a wife'
Do you know what your husband has bought specially for you?
Golden yellow apple
Tell me why I got this for you
Why did you buy?
B-e-c-a-u-s-e
What is this?
I saw on TV that mosquito is the carrier of all diseases
My father gave this as a wedding trousseau to protect you from mosquitoes
Prevent mosquitoes but your father can be plagued by bed bugs
Oh! You mean the cot
The TV anchor did not specify bed bugs as disease-carriers
Then even a love bite from your husband isn't risky
Shall I bite you now?
First drink this milk and then we can 'do it'
She's trying to stall me with this milk
Sit down
'Is this the way to drink?'
Don't spill
"In my heart's chamber love stocked in heaps forever"
"Can't even conceal it, my dear"
"I am too innocent to know how to talk till dawn, my love"
"When you move away in shyness my body's temperature rises"
"When I'm ready to give 'me' to you"
"You are in a tearing hurry, my beau"
"Enough...don't move, dear Why this distance hereafter?"
"In my heart's chamber love locked in tonnes forever"
"Can't even hide it, my dear"
"I am a novice at this to know how to talk till dawn, my love"
"Shall I hoard when I'm hungry? You spread my feast for me"
"Come to satisfy your desire avidly Ravenous, you ran to me eagerly"
"How do I tell you my yearning I'm without a clue, my darling"
"We have a lifetime of love together Nothing wrong in being patient, dear"
"Your husband's words you have to adhere"
"In my heart's chamber love stored in gallons forever"
"Can't even mask it, my dear"
"I am too untrained to know how to talk till dawn, my love"
"I've been a pure angel till now I don't know to play this game of love"
"Girl, learn the secret of 'open sesame' so you'll never forget this love game"
"I will give all of me to you till my last breath, my beau"
"Your wish is my command, you'll find I'll fulfill it for my own peace of mind"
"Love, nothing is lacking, for us to unite, my darling"
"In my heart's chamber oodles of love loaded forever"
"Can't eclipse it, come, my dear"
"I am too chaste to know how to play this game till dawn, my love"
"When you move away in shyness my body's temperature rises"
"When I'm ready to give myself to you"
"You are in a tearing hurry, my beau"
"Enough...don't move, dear Why this distance hereafter?"
Look! Milk all over your face
'Looks like the vehicle won't start today!'
You look simply stunning in this yellow saree!
Do you really think so?
I lovvvvvve yellow
Why?
Because mango is yellow
Banana is yellow
Jack fruit is yellow
Corn is yellow
'Laddu' is yellow
They are all eatables!
Yes, yellow is my favvvvvorite color
Yellow is the love of my life
Only the sticker is left
What the hell is this?
If you keep stealing from me?
'Hog of the first order!'
'Doesn't matter She's my wifey'
Dear, will you give your hubby one?
It's okay, I can use my mouth to fish it out!
Who is it?
'Someone is knocking at the door'
'Won't let me flirt in peace'
'Why are the dogs barking?'
'I don't know'
Hold tight to the same mood I'll go check who the idiot is
Which scumbag has come to see me now?
'How bizarre!'
'Your plait is stuck to the attic!'
"Yellow is the right color for all time sunny weather"
"Darker the yellow it's ocher Or between yellow and gold is amber"
'How is this cotton candy yellow?'
'Don't accept it'
It's only for you
'She took it'
'Licked it'
Take any food from anyone Bloody buffalo!
'Why is he looking at my Ranji?'
'Something wrong'
'I will blame only her'
'Glutton with a capital G!'
It's okay
'Okay, huh?'
'Just you wait'
'Wretched fellow!'
'Have you told him also you like yellow?'
I'll make mincemeat out of you, get lost!
'Get out, da'
"Color of sunset yellow Same as lemon also"
"Quite extraordinary yellow on a canary"
Come here
Yes, dear
You told me on our wedding night you love yellow
How did he know that?
How does he know?
Glutton! Eat whatever whomever gives you!
Give you 2 hard knocks
'Few hours earlier'
'Don't keep squabbling'
'I am late for work'
Don't butt in Go back
Can't you wait 2 minutes? I'm late for work
'Can't you help a person in need?'
'You will butt in with some excuse Are we all nitwits?'
I thought I could go to work early at least today
Move
Don't push!
Wait...wait
Why do you push?
Is this an offering to God or what?
You kept shoving and pushed me in
Wait, let me wring it for you
Someone might light a 'beedi' and set your hair on fire
Good lord! Your hair is fake!
Here, keep your treasure
Get out of here now
They laugh so shamelessly!
I stood in line for so long
Pour the kerosene first for me
What are you looking at?
I'm looking for my donkey
Is your donkey stuck to my face?
'Damn you people Pushing me like this!'
My van shook
She hit where it hurts most!
Donkey?
Donkey...!
From what I enquired, sir doesn't seem like a suicide case'
'Neither is he a mental case'
What happened to your friend?
Why does he keep harping on a donkey?
Most odd is his cell phone has only 1 number listed
And that is yours
I was quite stunned
Only 1 number in a mobile must be only his in this whole world
That's why I called you
Based on what you say...
...I have to decide on how to treat him!
Tell me, what happened to him?
Doctor, he's acting You don't know
Whole thing is an act
Sit down
If a chap is obsessed with love, okay How can anyone be besotted by a donkey?
This doesn't look like acting
Only if you tell me the truth I can start his treatment
Tell me This concerns his life
I care two hoots, life or strife!
I don't need this
I'm leading a peaceful life now
'I don't need this I'm leading a peaceful-'
Can we change this patient to another ward-
Don't mistake me, doctor
He acts like that just to see my wife, doctor
'He acts like that just to see my wife, doctor'
'He acts like that just to see my wife, doctor'
For example...
...if someone like him was your friend
...and he tried to hit on your wife how will you feel?
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