A shot in the Mouth

Is it real?

But of course. And quite priceless.

My Dear you are looking at the famed...

..."Pink Pussy"

Why do they call it the Pink Pussy?

Look at it. It's beautiful.

Look deep into it. Can you see?

Can you see the light that it captures?

Yes, I see, the color pink,

deep in the diamond.

It looks almost like... a cat

A pink pussy.

Exactly

But Andre, I don't understand how you can

afford such a remarkable stone...

...on a police chief's salary

I don't. It's my wife's.

She has money in her family, you know.

Fortunately for me,

she has interests to keep her away from home a lot

And tonight my dear, the pink pussy...

...is all yours.

No. Tonight, the pink pussy is YOURS.

You sure know how to have fun when your wife's away?

She has her diversions, I have mine.

You're not gonna have them too much longer

if we don't clean up this sticky mess

I'll get a damp cloth

You know, you should feel honored to wear my...

wife's most prized jewel.

How interested most people,

but you know, you're different.

I judge you to be...

...gone.

And this is where I *** it.

On ze fruit salad?

No, you idiot?

She was leaning against the counter...

...eating a banana.

A banana?

This could be a very important clue.

How could the banana have to do with anything?

If there's a great deal to do with things,

Chief Superintendent ***

It tells me that she was a woman of wants

A woman of... passion

A woman who has not shared love...

...in the wrong *** ***

What are you talking about you fool?

We had just shared love moments before she vanished.

That is why it's so essential that

my wife not find out about this ***

That is frightening a concept as it may...

...sound, ***

My fate is in your hands

I am honored that you have chosen me

for this ***, superintendant ***.

us it is defective with Queen can

It is a re...

defective a fruit cream can...

...obviously, if you see, it is defective.

You're the only defective thing around here

Let me tell you something:

My wife is a very wealthy woman,

if she finds out I've been unfaithful to her,

She'll have my balls in a vice grip

If that happens to me,

I'll turn your head so far around...

...you'll have to walk backwards to see where you're going

Do not will it, Chief Inspector.

I will not rest...

...until I get my hands on this "Pink Puss...

...until I get my hands on this "Pink Pussy" of yours

You have my ***

Good news KY: I'm on the case.

Oh congratulations Inspector,

it will be a real feather in your cap if you solve it

And it's so *** if you do not

'afraid I don't follow, sir.

You don't need to.

Just drive me to the nearest fruit farm

b you stay

But why a fruit farm, Inspector?

You stay hunched I have KY,

the woman that I am after....

has a fetish for fresh fruit...

...and she'll be needing to lay low for a while

Yes then who is this log character she'll be laying?

She won't be laying anyone. She'll be hiding out

I see

Brilliant deduction inspector.

May I suggest the convent we past about ten...

...miles down the road.

The nuns there provide fresh fruits for the entire town

But of course!

What better way to elude the authorities.

- Drive on KY! - Yes sir!

Why are we stopping here, sir?

The convent is still a quarter of mile down the road

And lose the element of surprise?

I would rather sneak in the back.

This kitty *** has proven herself to be a coming one

by outsmarting the superintendent

Yes, but Sir this convent it's called "The

Sisters Of The Holy Moly", you've got a

big one but you won't be putting it ***

It's made up of women who were at one time

or another wronged by men so...

...the women are separated from the men

It's something designated areas

You won't be getting in there they'll catch

you and they'll throw you out

My dear KY,

this kitty is not the only coming cat in the game

When I sneak, I become invisible.

You wait 20 minutes,

then come in with your handcuffs at ***

Yes sir.

Shall we synchronize watches?

Yes, of course.

How else will you know when I know it is 20 minutes?

Yes sir.

I have 10 minutes before one.

Uh... Actually sir,

it's 5 minutes after 11.

You sure?

Yes sir, see: when Mickey's big hand is

on the 11 and his little hand is on the 1

that means it's 5 minutes after 11, sir.

But the longer hand is on the fat

Longer is bigger

No sir, short one is the big one.

But, uh...

Fat is big, long is just... is just long, sir.

I think is you are wrong about this KY,

but we will have it your way

When Mickey's hand moves to the 5, you come in

Yes sir.

Are you sure you'll be alright in there, sir?

How could I not be around a bunch of silly bit nuns?

Any other woman may pose ***

You know KY,

the superintendant is in great trouble because of women

If you ever see me in trouble with another woman,

you pull me out KY. You undestand?

Understood sir.

Thank goodness

Farewell. I am off.

Sir are you alright?

I told you to fix that door.

Sorry sir but they were closed.

Unlock the door KY

Good luck sir.

Thank you

I appreciate you showing this to me, sister Teresa.

I have a great *** to learn

before I become a full fledged sister.

Do you think you'll be with us that long?

Only the Great Lord can give you that answer

That she can.

She is all-knowing and all-loving.

Tell me more about your order...

Well, we believe in the power of women.

To be self-sufficient and self-loving

In our religion,

we believe that love is the key to all happiness

and that the more a woman shares her love

the happier she will become.

We will show you all you need to know,

but you must have the strong wish to be enlightened

I hunger for it.

Enlighten me, Sister Teresa

First, you must take a vow of silence

Would you like to take that vow with me right now?

Shhhh

Sir!

Success KY!

I have located the thief.

Outstanding, sir!

But what about the Pink Pussy?

She wasn't wearing it.

she may have a habit huh

She may have hidden in her ***

She must have a stash somewhere in the convent

We can only got in there to search for it.

We can't... but I can wearing this

What is that sir?

It's a habit! Help me into it.

Oh KY, we are in a hurry!

Quickly

Have you *** ?

Lift up ***.