The Twins Effect AKA Vampire Effect (千机变 / Chin gei bin)

Let's get to work.

We make the perfect team! Just remember.

You stay here. I'll go alone.

Why?

Dangerous work is a man's job.

Let me take care of it.

Lila was my third partner in the "Anti-vampire League"

She was the only one I loved.

Because I didn't want my heart broken any more,

I decided not to fall in love with my partner again.

Master, do you really like this place?

It's really not bad...

I see! You're his boss! You really have good taste!

When do you want to start the lease?

You can only talk to me.

Then, I'll talk to my master.

Do you understand?

Yes, sir.

Mr. Prada, when would you like

to start the lease?

I don't want to rent.

You think we can't afford to buy it?

Take it home and count it.

Tell me if it's a penny short.

Prada, watch them.

I've told you, we are members of the royal family.

We should behave well!

Remember, we drink blood, but we don't suck blood.

We are different!

Sir, we're still vampires.

Even if we can bear to live in a church,

it's still not a good idea.

Prada, don't be so retro!

We're new age vampires! Let's move with the times, okay?

- Take a seat, please. - Thank you.

Isn't it a bit crowded?

Excuse me!

As this lady said, this place is a bit crowded for us.

Can you ask these people

to move to other seats?

I don't think we can do that, sir...

That's all right. I've got money.

I'll give them $5,000 each, what do you think?

I'll try, sir.

- Thank you! - You're welcome.

Ken, you're incredible!

Sir, that gentleman wants to give you back $50,000!

Bobo, I have to tell you something.

I'm taking a big risk

having dinner with you.

You mean you're still afraid of...

Don't mention her name! She's scary!

Once you say her name, she'll appear!

It happens all the time!

But you can't keep avoiding Helen!

Miss...

What did you promise me?

What was it?

First, you won't stop loving me

before I stop loving you.

What does that mean?

Put simply,

only I can dump you.

Secondly, when you choose another girlfriend,

she must be better than me.

That's right!

Come on! Show Helen your figure!

Where you go in, she goes out.

Where you go out, she goes in.

Where you're flat, she's round.

I've kept my promise!

I was just kidding!

It's okay!

May I borrow your knife?

It's okay! Take them all!

You promised me that if you were not loyal to me,

you have to cut something off.

Sir, should I call the police?

No!

If I cut it off, are we quits?

That's right.

Okay!

This is to pay you back for your wronged love!

Take it.

Let me drink this.

You can't drink this wine. Let's order something else.

Hey, please open a bottle of finest red wine for this lady, on me!

Why can't I drink this wine?

How can you drink this glass of wine?

Prada!

This is just my personal opinion.

Don't cry!

I didn't cry!

When I knew that guy,

he was 130 lbs.

When his weight reached 160,

I had no more feeling for him.

But, I respected him; I didn't break up with him.

How can he cheat on me?

He doesn't respect me at all!

I'm happy to break up with him.

Is your name Helen?

Can we be friends?

I'm Kazaf. I just got back from abroad.

9877, try to call me.

I can't find her! You got anything?

We've made hundreds of calls, sir!

I think she's just messing with you!

You can't trust human beings, sir. Especially woman.

They're always having mood swings!

Did you notice that?

She cried and then she laughed! She's crazy!

I just love that! I think she's great!

Have you ever seen a vampire like that before?

Sir, even if you can find her,

human beings may not accept us.

It's better to date a female vampire.

After looking at her, look at yourself.

Then, she'll come forward! It's rather simple!

I want something more!

Something more? You want to fall in love with food?

Men don't fall in love with food!

Have you seen someone

fall in love with a piece of salmon?

When you're hungry, you eat it!

I like her, so I won't suck her blood.

Anyway, my father sends me blood every week.

Hello?

Hello? Is Helen there?

Speaking.

Is that you? I'm the guy you met in the restaurant!

Are you crazy? Do you know what time it is?

Show me how to send a picture, please.

My idol!

It's you!

Why do you have my picture?

Well, it's because you're my idol.

When I joined the League,

I heard many things about you.

I'm so happy to learn from my hero!

When did you come out? I didn't see you!

I wanted to watch you waiting for me,

so I took an early flight.

Really?

I've heard so much about you!

You joined the League 5 years ago.

You've killed 123 vampires.

You're the best vampire killer in the League.

You really did your homework.

Let me help you!

I've got it.

Thank you.

From now on, let me handle this stuff, okay?

As my assistant, you have to remember two things.

Just follow my orders...

...without argument.

That means I just have to follow you?

That's right, just like Batman and Robin.

We ordinary people can't fight vampires.

So, we have to use vampire blood to upgrade our power.

It doesn't taste good!

If it lets us beat vampires, we shouldn't mind the taste!

The effect of the vampire blood,

only lasts for one and a half hours.

If we don't take the antidote by then,

we'll become vampires for real.

So, in that case...

If one of us becomes a vampire,

what do we do?

Even though it seems cruel,

Kill without mercy!

What antidote do we need?

This is the antidote.

Banana essence?

Smart, eh? This is just a cover.

There isn't any banana flavor.

It's just for disguising it.

What is it?

Let me introduce you guys. This is my new partner, Gypsy.

This is my sister, Helen.

Stop!

I'll sleep with you!

Would you please show me some respect?

She sleeps in my room,

you sleep here and I'll sleep outside, okay?

All right, you take my room,

she sleeps here and I'll sleep outside.

You told me that your sister is nice

and easy to get along with.

Well, everyone has their own way to express their feelings.

She's really very nice.

What's up?

Come on! I only used a little!

How could she tell?

Okay. Anyway, you can use my stuff,

but never touch any of her things, okay?

I wanted to keep you.

But you look too much like that fat bastard!

I just want to dump all you fat guys!

What are you doing with my stuff?