Gerry

Hey, Gerry, the path.

God, it is so...

Yeah, it is really nice, man.

Fresh air.

You ready?

Nope.

Hi, guys.

Hey.

Hiking moms on the trail?

It's just gonna be, it's all tourists up there.

Well, how far is the thing?

I don't know, we're like halfway there.

Let's go this way, man.

Everything's gonna go to the thing,

everything's gonna lead to the same place.

- Just loop around? - Yeah.

Do our own fresh route?

I just can't do the, like,

fucking fanny packs and sing-alongs

the whole way to the thing.

Fuck it, dude.

Fuck this.

- Fuck the thing? - Fuck the thing.

Power on to the thing!

- Fuck the thing. - Fuck the thing!

It's just gonna be a fuckin' thing

at the end of the trail.

- Fuck the thing! - Fuck the thing.

Let's go back.

Fuck the thing.

Hey, is this the way we...

Yeah, that's it, right?

Hold on, dude, is this the way we were going?

- Yeah, this is it. - Yeah.

So...

She thought it was a Y?

Who, the contestant?

- Yeah. - Yep.

She had every letter except for the L.

She had B-A-R-R-E, blank,

I-N-G down the road.

B-A-R-R-E, blank, I-N-G down the road.

And all she had was L for barreling down the road.

And they were like, "Do you want to solve the puzzle?"

Because you have to when it's,

just when you have one letter left,

you have to solve the puzzle, you're not allowed to...

Because you're only spinning to, like,

drive up your earnings, you know?

Right.

So it's like cheating if there's only one letter left.

And so they told her to solve it, and she said,

"Barreying down the road?"

And there's this really uncomfortable pause,

and Sajak was like, "No.

"Kenny?"

And the next dude did it.

But for zero dollars because he couldn't spin.

He was just like, "Barreling down the road."

I hate you.

Not really, though, right?

Not really, it's just really hot on my front

and really cold on my back.

There's a man perched on the ledge

10 feet in front of us.

Don't look.

I see you, man.

Do you hear that?

There's a lot of dinosaurs near here.

I conquered Thebes.

When?

Two weeks ago.

How'd you do it?

Well, I got...

I did more than that, actually.

I said to Gerry...

"I ruled this land for 97 years, and...

"And I'd like it."

I had all the sanctuaries built, and then I...

This hot lava leaked out of a volcano

and half destroyed my sanctuary to Demeter, I guess it was.

And...

But I didn't have the marble to rebuild, like,

the sculptures and that to fix the sanctuary.

But I already had all these docks to, like,

Calydon, and Argos, and...

I had everything, I had everything.

And I was trading with, like, 12 cities and...

I had a really good army.

But the river had just flooded.

And it flooded out, like, four of my docks,

and I couldn't import the marble to rebuild the sanctuary.

Demeter got pissed off, and so she made my fields infertile.

And then...

So I couldn't grow the grass.

I couldn't grow the wheat to feed the horses.

And there was no...

And there was nowhere for the sheep to graze,

and the goats.

And some of my people were growing hungry

and restless, and then...

And I couldn't trade because the rivers had flooded.

And so, Knossos, one of my vassals, got really upset with me

and turned against me.

And they...

Attacked me, and because I couldn't train any sheep

'cause I didn't have the wheat,

I didn't have...

I didn't have a...

You couldn't train sheep?

And I couldn't train any of the horses

because I didn't have the wheat.

And so when they attacked me, they just dogged me.

And I actually went to send my army out to defend the city,

and you can only send them out if you have 12,

if you have 12 trained horses, and I had 11.

So I was one horse shy

of saving my city.

So then you didn't really...

Oh, I had just conquered Thebes,

and then that happened.

Oh, come on.

All right.

You go to that one, and I'll go to this one.

All right.

Hey.

You see anything?

Big hills.

Yeah.

Re-split up.

All right.

All right, see the ravine here?

Yeah.

That's the spot, all right?

So you go to the next one, I'll go to the next one.

if you don't find anything, we meet back right there.

All right, if you find something,

fuck the spot, I'll just find you.

Higher hilltop, meet at spot.

Or fuck the spot, wait there.

Yeah.

Roger.

Gerry!

Gerry!

Gerry!

Gerry!

Hey!

Hey!

What are you doing?

What?

You're supposed to go on a high-hill scout-about, man.

You're on a rock in a canyon.

I did.

Yeah, did you see anything?

No, did you?

No.

Well, what are you doing on the rock?

Looking for you.

Why didn't you just go to the spot?

I did, you weren't there.

I've been there, I was just sitting there.

Dude, that's not the spot.

The spot is, like, a half of a mile that way.

I was at the spot, I was waiting for you forever.

I was yelling your name.

And I just came walking up here.

And I saw the rock and I crow's-nested up here

to scout-about the ravine 'cause I thought maybe

you gerried the rendezvous.

Sure enough, I mean, that's not the spot.

All right, my fault.

Well, if you had assumed that, then you should've gone

to the top of my mountain because the whole plan

was if one guy finds something, then you go to his mountain.

So if I wasn't here...

No, I know the plan, but I saw you coming down

off your mountain when I was on the way down,

and when I was at the spot and you never showed up,

I thought maybe you'd succumbed.

I almost did succumb, but then I turbaned up,

and I feel a lot better.

Come on, dude, let's go.

I can't.

Why not?

Fuckin' marooned.

Come on, you're not rock-marooned.

Just climb down.

Dude, I am rock-marooned, I can't climb down.

I'm gonna have to jump.

Hold on.

How do you get up to that part?

Scramble.

Jesus.

How the fuck did you get up here?

Such a bear.

I think you gotta jump.

I can't jump, dude, I'll break my ankle.

You'll have to barrey all the way out of here alone

and get help, I'll just be sitting there.

All right, I'll jump.