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= Late Ming Dynasty =
It is recorded that
the late Ming dynasty was plagued by war.
Only a village deep in the peach forest survived the wars.
When a rare lunar eclipse occurred,
strange Crop Circles started to appear.
This phenomenon granted the villagers great powers
such as telepathy, teleportation, the Midas touch, and so on.
The leader of the village was very grateful
for such a blessing,
so he cast forth the tokens of time,
and asked the villagers to go forth
and to protect the outside world with their powers.
But some of the villagers chose to serve evil with their powers,
this choice caused them to then lose their powers.
Only those who were just
could pass these powers to their descendants.
Several centuries passed,
their descendants who bring love and happiness to people
can rightfully be known as the Guardians.
= Love Is in the Air =
= Episode 1 =
This is a city of love,
the smell of love floats in the air.
People fall in love in every second.
The rest of the world is the background of their love.
Oh dear God,
is it not cruel for the single people?
I'm just kidding! Don't be so serious.
Even though there are happy couples everywhere,
I, Jiang Yiyi,
don't have a care in the world!
I decide to avoid all of this love and stay single
to prove that though I'm already 29 years old,
I can still be happy, even all by myself!
= Single Level 1: Go Shopping Alone =
I used to go shopping with my ex,
but now I feel more at ease shopping alone.
I can eat whatever I want,
with no one telling me what to do.
= Single Level 2: Watch Movies Alone =
I used to watch boring movies
and bad movies just for my ex.
But now I watch whatever I want!
Also, when you sing karaoke by yourself,
no one jumps the queue, no one cuts your song.
I get to be center stage all the time.
= Single level 9: Eat Hotpot Alone =
Eating hotpot alone is very liberating.
I can have my food as spicy as I want.
3 cans of beer, 5 bowls of sauce,
I can have as much as I want.
This is my way of living my life
and it's absolutely amazing.
My name is Fang Muye, I'm 24.
This is the 9th year of my Guardian Internship.
I find the exact places to help people
to gather points for my Good Deeds Card.
I'm already very good at that.
Even though I have my doubts
about the origin of the powers I inherited,
I do have superhuman powers.
My hat!
Oh boy...
Can't I just enjoy a cup of coffee?
Bad luck leaves, good luck comes.
Everything is possible.
Unfortunately,
I have yet to meet
the one I should truly protect.
I'm afraid that I would manage to
to save everyone, except the one that mattered.
Hey, you're here!
Didn't you say this clock was making noise?
Why is it quiet now?
Why isn't it ever accurate?
I do good things everyday,
isn't that enough?
Young man, have a bit more patience!
Look at yourself,
you're not as eager as you were before.
Remember how active you once were?
Everyday, you hoped to do more than 80 good deeds!
But the last 2 years?
Hardly anything!
How can you blame me?
I've been stuck for nine years.
Unfortunately,
the Intern Guardian Regulations are not so simple.
Pay more attention to the people around you,
maybe the one that you should be protecting
is hiding right under your nose.
Off you go now, do your good deeds!
Hey. Hey!
Just my luck!
= Single Level 10: Go to the Hospital Alone =
How could I get an appendicitis?
I never thought that this was a part of being single,
go to the hospital alone.
Miss, I'm sorry. -Yes?
There are many patients in line today,
please wait here.
This is the paperwork, please fill out.
We'll proceed once you have finished it.
Okay.
Severe cases may result in shock, which can be fatal.
Death?!
Gigi is never ever there for me when it counts!
= Good Deeds Card =
3 left.
The hospital should be perfect!
Okay, let's go!
Don't catch a cold!
Thank you!
Pleasure. Where to?
To the toilet over there.
Okay.
My name is Jiang Yiyi.
If you get this message,
or if my surgery fails to save me,
please tell my family members
that today is the 781st day of me being single.
I don't have a single reliable friend.
And I will die alone, in the operating room.
I'll help you.
Is 20 minutes enough?
You are?
She ...She look so familiar.
Listen up son, your clock went off today.
Go check the location that I sent to you!
I saw it.
But I'm stuck in traffic now, I can't move!
Don't miss this one!
Who knows when this person will appear for you again!
Drive!
What?
Yiyi!
Drive! I said drive!
Yiyi!
Tell me, if I didn't ask you today,
when were you going to tell me about America?
I've been super busy.
I was waiting for things to settle down, then I'd tell you.
Okay, then you tell me right now!
Should I wait another two years for you?
I've been chasing this opportunity for years,
I can't pass up this huge chance!
Listen to me,
I will go there first to arrange everything,
then I will bring you there!
Two years,
every two years means two more years,
Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen...
I don't want to wait for your anymore!
We should break up.
Pull over!
Let me out.
Why is my vision blurry?
Did I drop my contact lenses?
Have you seen my contact lenses?
How can I get home like this? -What's she doing?
Where are my contact lenses?
My hair!
Crap!
There you go.
No more, he's not around anymore!
I couldn't sleep well,
and wash hair comfortably.
I don't need to watch the games through the night,
or try to lose weight.
I can eat whatever I want,
do whatever I like.
Right, I'm free now.
Bye.
Is she crazy or something?
Are you really the one?
Fate tends to run on its own time.
The more you hate it, the harder it is to escape.
You're not seriously saying that that woman is the one?
If you have any doubts,
we could ask the Almighty for some advice.
What?
Some coin!
Gotta pay up if you want some advice!
Find a mole on the 3 positions:
Left ear, foot, chest.
Crap it really is her!
Let's, let's make a deal,
how about we find someone else with three moles?
Boy, you think that this is like buying milk at the store?
If you don't like strawberry,
you switch for chocolate?
I like plain too!
Are you messing with me?
= Outpatient =
Where am I?
You woke up!
The surgery was a success.
You slept for several days.
The surgery?
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