The 16th Episode

And as such this episode of "Permanent Residents" comes to an end.

We hope you've enjoyed it and can now make your own mental picture of Brazil.

As you all know by now we don't just visit countries:

we live there,

immersing ourselves deep into the culture

and making bonds with the people who are sometimes indefectible.

Our next trip will take us to the mythical city of Casablanca,

home of the legendary Rick's Café.

Helen, are you okay?

Wait, wait here.

This is fucking awesome!

This little fucker is fast.

I hate that I have to be so rough with you, baby,

I really do.

But there's nothing else I can do.

Give me the phone. What are you doing?

Put down the knife

and give me the phone.

Jesus! Calm down! Do you speak English?

Dude, stop it. Do you speak English? English?

Calm down and give me the phone.

Is this your... is this your son?

He stole my partner's phone.

Can I get the phone back, please?

That's just the camera guy. Don't worry about him.

My present.

- What? - My present.

I think he wants the camera.

- Give it to him. - No way. He's not getting my camera.

- This guy's not kidding, man. - Neither am I.

- I'm not giving him my camera. - Give him the fucking camera.

Don't fuck with me right now.

I'll break your fucking legs. Give him the camera!

Give him the fucking camera.

- You guys get out of here. - Just be careful.

- Just get the fuck out of here. - Careful with it.

Get out what here?

Okay, look.

I just need to get that memory card back.

I need the SD card back.

It has all my work on it. It's how I make a living.

Me and the other two guys.

- You okay? - Not really.

Why what's up?

The numbers are down.

What are we at?

- 1.2 million views. - That's pretty good.

What? Viral is a million.

That's twenty-six percent lower than our South African episode.

Don't worry. Morocco is gonna be good. It's gonna be kick-ass.

The audience just wants more.

More what?

We almost died three times in Brazil.

Maybe they want to see us die.

I can't stand it when you think like that, Einar.

I think the audience just wants to root for us more.

I think they want to be able to see through us more, you know.

Maybe we just haven't shown them who we really are.

Like Einar jerking off in the middle of the night?

Or you filming yourself taking a piss,

realizing you have no dick?

Exactly, guys.

Oh fuck you, buddy.

- Oh, fuck you! - No, fuck you.

- Wait! Do you have a problem? - Yes, I have a problem.

How could you run off filming that take

- when Helen was on the ground? - I checked. She was fine.

- She was on the ground, hurt. - I know.

- You checked? - I checked. She was fine.

- I checked. - Yes, then I ran.

- Selfish motherfucker. - Wait, what? What did you say?

Motherfucker. Do you want me to spell it out for you?

- I would love it if you did. - Helen, please.

Can you keep this guy away from me?

Turn around and mind your business.

- E-R. - Can you just keep away from me?

- Can you? - What are you doing?

- Einar? - What am I doing?

I'm confiscating your penis extension.

- That's... - Hey, driver.

- Could you open the window? - Gentlemen.

What are you doing? What are you doing? I got it.

- Einar. - Okay, just give it back.

Is this the... is this the place?

I'm so hungry. You guys starving?

I would kill for a cup of coffee.

Kill for a cup of coffee?

Do you mean like literally murder somebody?

I'd murder you for a cup of coffee.

That's very rude.

I expect an apology like right now.

You okay?

When was the first time you did crack?

Hi. "Permanent Residents," Helen.

- Mrs. Frangier. - Come in, dear.

- Come in, all of you. - Thank you.

- Hello, hello. - Hi.

This is awesome.

How many cats are around here?

Helen, you look exactly like in your program.

- You watch our show? - Of course.

That episode in Guatemala, where you got abducted

by these drug lords

- was so uplifting. - Thank you.

- Did you rate us? - Sorry?

Did you write a good comment?

- Oh yes, always. - Awesome.

Come in, dear.

Come in all of you.

Welcome.

- This place is awesome, Mrs. - Frangier.

Thank you.

- Your Airbnb didn't lie. - Why would it?

Sometimes people like to make their houses look better

than in real life.

Helen. Oh, I love the banister.

I love the pendant you're wearing.

Where did you get it?

A cabbalist gave it to me on a trip to Chile.

What's inside?

Writings to protect from evil spirits.

- You believe in spirits? - So, why so cheap?

Daniel liked the house being filled with life.

- Who's Daniel? - My son.

Oh, yeah, this is my room.

Definitely, a panic room.

The poor woman went cuckoo

after her husband passed away.

Don't be alarmed if she pops in once in a while.

She is totally harmless.

What did you say her name was?

You can't miss her. Her hell is contagious.

Oh what is this?

What is that broken frame?

All right.

I look so good, don't you think?

You look awesome.

Mm.

What is this? A little foursome?

That's fun.

New room, new stuff.

Why are flies here?

One, two, three.

Come on, head, pop up to me, will you?

Don't be afraid to be cliché.

Come on, jump scares always work.

What the hell is that thing?

I got a miniature plant.

Oh, this is so cool.

Danger sign.

Something I can help you with, young man?

What's in there?

The motor room.

I had a little problem with the electricity company.

Oh, I see.

You remind me of him a little.

You remind me of my son, Daniel.

You must have a very beautiful soul.

I don't know. All I really checked was my bladder.

You're so cute.

You're cute, too.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Well, boys. I leave you here.

I wish you a beautiful stay.

Anything you need my number is on the fridge.

Thank you.

I am very happy to have all of you here.

I really am.

I can't stand the sound of that motor.

Have you ever made out with a sixty-year-old before?

- No. - 'Cause I almost did

and I have a feeling it would have been awesome. So...

- Okay. - Maybe we should put you

in there.

What's? What? So rude.

You want a reaction shot of me like closing this?

- Mm. - Okay. All right.

Here we are standing outside of the old slaughterhouse.

Another example of the strong heritage left behind

by the French colonization period.

You can also notice the architecture

is reminiscent of the Art Deco movement

with vertical lines, abstract shapes, and high moldings.

If you take a look around, you can also see

the place is a ghost town

and that's because of the mysterious

superstitious beliefs

held by the people of Casablanca.

We're gonna take you inside and find out what people

are so afraid of.

So follow me and let's go take a look.

- Hey, what? - Sir, we have...

Oh, and here's another police truck.

God, it seems like everywhere we go, t..

These people are always present for some obscure reason.

I know. Just very, very reassuring.

Very reassuring. What's up? You, okay?

I have a bad feeling about this city.

We were shooting without a permit.

It could have happened anywhere.