The White Lotus

Now's the time. At 3:00 p.m., the suite will be empty.

The code to the safe is 1026.

You can get back everything that was stolen from you.

Aloha, Pattons.

I came by your office last night,

but you were occupied.

Did you get a chance to look at the proposal?

Greg is at the bar, and he says he's waiting for me.

That is-- That's not gonna... stay...

You're such a gorgeous couple,

so be happy, okay?

Be happy, Rachel.

I think I've made a terrible mistake.

I'm not in the mood anymore.

I'm tired of being the fucking punching bag!

Don't hurt me, don't hurt me...

Wake up, you dumb fucker!

What, you homeless?

Let's go, brother. We need you.

Don't keep us waiting, you fucker!

Don't tip our shit over, bro.

Hey, baba.

Baba, you wanna get some brekkie?

Rach?

I booked a facial for this morning.

What are you doing?

Texting.

Texting who?

My sister.

Is there a problem?

I don't know. Is there?

No.

No way. Oh, my God.

Hmm.

This is why people go on vacation.

You were amazing.

Yesterday. Superman in a scuba suit.

My hero.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, boy...

-Hi. -Hi.

You were on fire last night.

-I was? -Yeah, you were hilarious.

You tried to get me to throw

your dead mother's ashes in the trash.

Oh, my God.

-Did you? -No.

You really let it all hang out.

I'm okay.

Hey, they put out some fresh kiwi.

-Oh. -I got you some.

-Oh, thank you, Mark. -I know how you love it.

I do. Oh, I love this kiwi.

-Try one. -Mm, mm, so sweet.

-Oh, my God. -So sweet here.

What?

Mr. and Mrs. Mossbacher, how are you? Are you all right?

Our deepest apologies again.

And I do hope you find a way to enjoy the rest of your trip.

Uh, I heard you're taking out the dive boat again today.

That should be diverting.

Morning, ladies.

Did you find our medications?

Afraid not.

-Enjoy. -Thank you.

-Thanks. -Thank you.

Hey, can I get a coffee, black?

-Of course. -Black coffee? Great.

Hey, nice shiner.

-Ah. -How'd that happen?

You should see the other guy.

Yeah.

No, seriously.

Yeah, we were going scuba diving, my son and I.

We got our PADI licenses in the pool.

And the girls and I were gonna go, too,

you know, just have a nice day on the boat.

And I decided last minute not to go.

So, I was up in the room straightening up.

And then out of nowhere, this guy jumps out.

He was in the room trying to steal my stuff,

trying to steal our jewels. They were in the safe.

So, he had gotten into the safe somehow.

He threw me to the ground so violently.

That's when I walked in. He doesn't see me, right?

He has on his scuba suit.

I thought you might like some water

-while you're waiting. -Thank you.

Of course. -Thanks.

Your facialist should be out any minute.

Great. Thanks.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

-Anything I can do? -No, thank you, though.

Actually, do you know if there's any rooms available tonight?

I just work at the spa, but I'm happy to call.

No, no, no, no, that's fine. Don't.

I just was curious, you know, just in case.

It's not a big deal.

Just, my marriage, you know, whatever.

This is my card.

That's my cell.

Um, call me if you need anything. It's Belinda.

Thank you.

Mrs. Patton, I'm ready for you.

-Where have you been, man? -I was on the canoe.

We went all around the island. It was cool.

Well, you missed breakfast.

And in an hour, we're going scuba.

I'm pretty beat. Uh, my arms are like numb.

Well, we still gotta scuba. It's the last day we can do it.

Why?

'Cause we go home tomorrow.

Oh.

I'm thinking I'm not going home.

Yeah, I think I wanna stay here.

The guys need a sixth for their crossing

'cause the guy that they've been training with,

he keeps flaking 'cause he's a drunk.

And in the spring, we're all gonna do a Hokule'a

through all of Polynesia, which sounds amazing.

Honey, you're not going on that. You're 16. You're in school.

School's easy. I can just finish online.

This is absurd.

What about your life at home?

What life at home?

What about us, your family?

Come visit.

Wait. I can't tell if you're being serious.

I'm very serious.

Quinn, is this about your phone?

Because we wouldn't have your new phone shipped here?

No.

Because relax, it's gonna be there when we get home.

What? Mom, I don't care about a phone.

I don't even want a phone.

Well, you're getting a phone.

You're not gonna not have a phone.

This is ridiculous.

Look, staying here without us, not an option, no.

I support you, Quinn.

Live your dream. Paddle to Fiji.

Shane.

Shane?

Not yet, he gave me a bullshit number.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

No, I know.

Dude, trust me, I know.

I'm going to call Randy Zeoli right now.

Well, good. Go scalp some heads.

You know I will.

-All right, Lorenzo. I'll call you back.

Thanks.

It's my mom's travel agent. The dude is hardcore.

He knows one of the owners of the hotel.

He's gonna call. He's gonna raise hell.

-Why? -Why? Listen to this.

Okay, you know the family that arrived on the boat with us,

the ones you think are weird?

They went back to their room yesterday,

and there's like a jewel thief in their fucking bedroom.

-What? -Yeah.

There's like a fight and everything,

and then the guy takes all their stuff.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, he had a key to the room.

The only reason I know about this

is 'cause the dad had a shiner and I asked him about it.

The hotel didn't tell us shit.

Like, if he's got a key to their room,

he could have a key to our room. Like, who fucking knows?

-It's freaky. I'm serious.

We are in the biggest suite at the hotel.

We could be a target.

I just wish I had a gun

or like a baseball bat at least, or something.

You know, like, fucking...

Hmm. Yes!

Hold on.

That's the knife they gave us to cut the pineapples.

What, are you gonna cut a bunch of pineapples?

Gonna keep this by the bed. Gotta protect my hot wife.

This Armond guy is unbelievable. He's going down.

Shane.

Lorenzo's all over it. Oh, how was your facial?

Your face looks nice and shiny.

-Shane. -What?

What?

I...

I can't believe that I'm saying this, but, uh...

I think I made a mistake.

What's the mistake?

The mistake is...

the mistake is...

getting married...

to you.

What?

Shane, when I met you, I was... in a weird place.

And, uh...

I had my bad breakup, and work was so frustrating.