Fantasy Romance (魔畫情)

The long hair falls down.

Her eyes... are like moonshine.

Little Sen is attacked by Bony Paw

and it is now critical moment.

"Master, help!"

No, I drew that with all my efforts.

I won't let it ruin your face.

Thanks, you're so nice.

It's time.

I've told you not to drink so much.

But you keep drinking every meal.

Mind your steps.

I will, one minute.

Wake up... time's up.

One minute.

If it takes more than one minute, I'll do like last time

I'll smack you every 15 seconds.

One minute.

Walk faster... don't be like dummy.

It's getting very late.

Open the door.

So big!

Faster.

Beat it.

It's coming.

What tunnel is this?

Something is flying.

Ching Wong wants daughter-in-law, all ghosts get aside.

My life is so poor.

Why was I selected to be daughter-in-law?

In which film have I seen that girl?

It's crashing.

Oh... it's very bad!

I think we will surely die.

I think so.

But it hurts.

It shouldn't be!

Why do you drive? You want to kill me?

Are you Chiu?

Yeah.

Why are you still alive?

Are you nut?

Since Chiu is alive, we are too.

Help me fix the car

I need it tonight at 10.

Hold it! So far for this monster.

You have owed me $48000 and not a single dollar paid!

What kind of guy you think I am?

But, you must repair it fast.

If I fail to collect it tonight at 10.

You won't even get a dollar from me!

Did you hear?

I haven't promised you.

Have it repaired at once.

When will you pay?

Nancy!

What is it?

Where's Lemon Head?

Sleeping underneath.

Sleeping? He told me there is an appointment.

And I have been waiting for 6 hours!

Lemon Head!

Lemon Head! You called me up at 8 last night

and said I was to come for a meeting at 9 today.

What is the time now? You're still sleeping?

Meet... why so loudly?

Hero Dragon is beating the Master of Shan Hoi Fortress.

Master of Shan Hoi Fortress is showing up.

Boss, we stopped just at this point

and we have made out 49 styles.

One style for every issue.

This will surely increase our sales.

What do you think, boss?

I just don't understand,

you two keep murmuring

but I don't understand a word!

It will surely make money.

With your lousy plots.

Not a single comics will accept!

For my part, I suggest that

you should write it with more excitement.

Like this!

This is not abusing!

I am just so fair.

Raise your hands if you think I did wrong.

Now is two to three!

It proves you two are wrong.

From now on, use your brain like I do

and stop thinking with your ass!

Money is golden.

I always have bad result and have such lousy people!

I can't stand.

Stupid Shing, don't go.

One minute

I'll introduce to you my new boyfriend.

What? Your new guy?

You're right He's Master King.

This means our relation stops here.

To say the true: I desert you!

Betty, you can't do such thing.

You know just why this happens.

These are all the details.

Take home and read them over.

Stupid Shing is so good to you!

How can you be so cruel to him?

You are so disloyal!

Forget it, it's fixed now.

Don't be so upset, courage up!

You must put up your tears.

We'll see who gets drunk first!

I won't fear you.

I'll go and make a turn

and come back to drink with you.

You want vomiting?

No, I'm going to toilet.

Lousy!

How does my wife?

Check, please.

My wife is here - OK.

I want to look the car.

Keep an eye!

Sure.

Why this?

Quiet! Keep an eye!

Be quick.

Get in!

Hey, don't push!

We are to steal not fool around.

Work faster!

Here is full of human's air.

Year Ping Yan, January 28 of Lunar.

Give me.

What do you want?

Where are you from?

I haven't eaten anything.

You needn't act.

Do you know every month

I have to pay protection money!

Sorry, aunt.

What aunt? You call me so aged?

Come out...

Put the things down... be quick.

I have told you to move faster.

It takes so long!

Shit, it's good if you fell and hurt

I've found you last, you stink whore!

You haven't paid protection money for months.

Dare you fool me

when I've introduced so many clients to you!

Get her to eat mud!

No...

It's too poor for a ghost to eat mud.

May I have alternative?

What do you want then?

Have me raped!

No, eat mud.

No... don't force me to eat mud, it's bad.

Please don't make me eat mud.

Get her to eat mud.

I haven't had a client for 3 months.

It's a pity to be a ghost.

Miracle turnabout!

Come on.

You're so mighty, what's your relation with the King of Ghost?

Thanks for saving me.

Aunt,

why do they punish you to eat mud?

It's all sad stories.

We've drunk just four

and you vomit 8 times, you're so lousy

I'm not

I'll go to toilet.

Remember to do the zips

I will.

Be careful!

Watch out...

Great, I've never met unlucky guys as them.

Say "excuse me", Nut!

Don't scare me, I can't do it.

I'll take you and suck their human air.

Suck their human air?

Help me clean it.

Wow! Look at your wife!

Women get old very easily.

Why did you turn the rain-wiper on?

It's not raining! Start driving.

Why do you open the door when I asked you to drive?

Why? We've just trad the tyres changed!

They all got stolen?

What tyres?

I am so unlucky!

I am even more unlucky.

I say your eyes are black!

OK, I must find a more unlucky guy.

How can you find one as it's so dark? I am the one.

Come and help.

Did you hear? Get out and help.

Don't drink if you can't.

Get out? I will!

Suck their human air.