Summer Time Machine Blues (サマータイムマシン・ブルース)

Oh, shit!

Now you've done it!

Apologize!

Or you'll change into a water-sprite, too.

Bow to it!

Kowtow!

How was it, Ito?

Did you capture us?

Perfectly. In all your youth!

Good shots?

Great!

Sci-Fi Club It's these uniforms that do it!

Worn only twice... You get bored.

I'll do them now.

Cool!

We didn't play bad, though...

You'd never think we were sci-fi nerds.

I amazed myself. I didn't know I could move like that.

3-on-3 baseball's hard work!

There's no point loading the bases.

There's no one to bat!

And one of our team was a dog!

Who runs away with the ball.

Let's go.

We should've brought clothes.

And not been such eager beavers to get here.

'Eager-Beaver Baseball'!

Your favorite game.

- 'Eager-Beaver Baseball'! - Aw, shuddup.

Save energy... save energy...

Save energy.

Just stay like that.

That's the hardest thing to do.

You're not too close?

That's real close...

I'm trying to bring out the fascination of my subject...

You're still really close.

It's touching me.

That's OK?

Yep! Got a good one.

Oasis Public Bath

Don't you guys have anywhere else to go?

No!

And stop peeking!

That stinks!

Now I can die happy!

I never want to leave!

Wasn't the baseball shoot today?

What happened?

It's gone!

What?

My Vidal Sassoon.

What?

Your shampoo?

You took it!

You guys took it!

No no no no!

We didn't!

Don't look at me!

You use Vidal Sassoon?

I didn't even know.

Then...

was it you?!

Give back my Vidal Sassoon!

Give it back!

Quiet, Two-pairs!

I'll kick you out of here! Then where will you go?

Quiet, Two-pairs!

Who took my Vidal Sassoon?!

Give it a rest!

I can't wash my hair without Vidal Sassoon!

You just like saying the name!

Vidal Sassoon's wasted on that hair.

I've got a stop to make.

Where?

I've got something to do, too.

Matsui Pharmmacy Matsui Udon

Did You See That UFO?

Excuse me...

Hello.

Uh, this film... You're interested?

Yeah.

Be right out.

What's it about?

You've found yourself a great film!

It's a sci-fi B-movie.

Two office workers are kidnapped by aliens...

and sit there waiting to see what's going to happen.

A real B-movie.

A C-movie, even.

The great thing about it is that it's boring.

Really boring. Great, huh?

Hot, isn't it.

It sure is!

Soga!

Aren't you at work?

Work?

Were you late?

Did you get fired?

What do you mean?

Hey, it happens!

You can always find a job. If you work too hard...

You'll drop dead.

What was that all about?

I don't know!

Phweet!

Ishimatsu!

What the hell's that?!

Gin-Gin!

From the drug store?

I've had my eye on it!

It's 'cause of you this place is getting so cramped!

OK?

Listen...

if we put it here it can be...

a watchman.

There?

And a mascot.

It's not much of a mascot!

No!

What's wrong?

It's locked.

Locked?

The caretaker?

Maybe... Where's the spare key?

In the box.

Huh?

When did you get here?

Don't barge in here!

You gotta see this!

Come on!

Ow! That hurts!

There's no one there.

You brought a wash-basin!

So you're going to do it!

The full production?!

What?

Right! Let's have it!

He's really going to!

Really?

What?

You know what!

The dance!

You use the basin, and you go like this, and then like this!

The remote!

Sorry!

What did you do?!

This stinks!

You're a disaster!

Is it OK?

I don't know!

What's going on?!

The remote?

Yeah! It got busted yesterday. It got Coke spilled on it.

You want me to fix it?

Well, you're our staff advisor...

I'll see what I can do. But I'm not on vacation, you know.

Please!

Hot, huh?

Eager-Beaver Baseball Yeah, it's hot!

It's too hot to think!

Which makes it even hotter!

It's too hot for 'Othello'!

Then don't play it.

You busted the remote!

I didn't break it! We all did!

This heat's going to kill me!

Why didn't...

they put a switch right on the unit?!

So near and yet so far...

Let's bring Gin-Gin in.

Why?

He'll make it cooler.

Visually.

No no no no...

He won't.

That's not cool, it's weird.

All the junk you bring back makes the place hotter.

Isn't there anywhere cool?

Nope.

Not around here.

Not even a convenience store!

Be winter, damn it!

You're mad at summer?

I'm mad at you!

I didn't do it!

I'm boiling!

The darkroom's hot, too!

So the Camera Club got chased out of the big room?

Yep. We had both, but not enough members...

so the Sci-Fi Club took it over.

We got stuck in that hot, smelly darkroom.

With more members we'd get it back?

Yep. See you.

Look! Now Niimi's out staring at the external unit!

Like he's trying to suck the cool right out of it!

He lacks cool!

Isn't the cooler back on yet?

The store says the remote's too old to fix.

What?