Mighty Magiswords

Mighty Magiswords!

In Rhyboflaven, near the castle!

I can't believe we're headed to the palace

for a social call with dear Princess Zange.

If all goes well, ourselves and the princess shall be B's FF!

Best's friends forever!

- Heh. You still missed it. - I love that.

Prohyas, let's be the classiest little tadpoles

and pick up a nice hostess gift for the princess

here at the Bazaar.

Right outside of where she lives?

I'm... I'm sure it's fine.

Uh, hey, Vambre?

Ain't no folks. Ain't no... Ain't no folks.

No folks, no gifty. Well, I mean, we could go without one, or...

Oh! A someone! Pardon us, someone! Broccoli bouquet man?

Good sir, we'd like your fanciest bouquet tout de suite.

Ain't no more broccoli bouquets.

And don't call me Toots.

I'm just yankin' your chain.

My name is Toots.

Look, kids, I got to run.

I don't want to miss the riot.

Toodles, doodles.

That resembled a conversation, but I'm unsure.

What do you suppose he meant by "riot"?

Ohh! That's a lot of folks, isn't it?

That may put a damper on our out-hanging.

It looks like our chill time just turned into thrill time.

I'm never waiting in line again! Whoo-hoo!

Ha ha! The heat rising is giving us extra speed!

It's science. It's working a touch too well!

Wall, turns out!

Boulder Magisword!

'Sup, Warriors? Property damage much? Oh, um...

Wad of Gum Magisword!

There. Right as rain. Precip-precipitation.

Now we will take care of these unruly hooligans!

Un-unruligans.

Magnet Magisword!

Dolphin Magisword!

They have a point, guys. No cutsies.

If you want to make a complaint,

take a ticket, like everybody else.

Yeah! Oh. What a ruly mob.

Please take the ticket.

Now serving number 3.

Only 1,573 to go.

I'm number 3! I... No, wait. Let me guess.

Like everyone else in this line,

you were attacked by bloodthirsty pirates

and all of your broccoli was stolen, right?

Aye! That, I was.

But the thing I saw was more monster than pirate.

It was a full moon... a moon like a big swollen eyeball.

So I was bringing in me broccoli harvest

when I get that feeling that I was being watched.

And that's when I seen it.

It was a monster pirate,

with three heads, six eyes, and four wings!

Loyal subjects! My subbies!

Cool out, 'kay? Let me think what to do.

You're toasting my every schmallow right now.

Rrrrr! Snivel quieter!

Yikee! I have never seen Zange lose it like that.

Let's... step in.

Your Highness, we would be happy

to take care of this pirate broccoli thingy.

For reals? Even on our chill day?

Y'all are aces.

My royal cops heard about the monster pirate

and vammed like oose.

I'm gonna officially deputize you two. How's that sound?

Sounds like a big bucket of "Yes!"

Okay, hold on, I got to dub you or something.

Celery Magisword!

I hereby dub you Official Junior Deputy Cops

of the Royal Rhyboflaven Police Force!

Soon, on the shores of Keelhaul Cove!

Warrior huddle.

Okay, that's the Wobblin' Goblin,

home of the nastiest pirates in town

and likely where we'll find our thief. Right on.

I can't wait to play "Good cop, bad cop"!

Just like Veronica Victorious in her new novel,

"Lipstick on the Badge"!

Yeah... "Good cop, bad cop."

10-4, roger, bingo, foxtrot, one-niner, copy that.

Yeah, I said "niner." Up against the wall, bucko!

Take that, bucko.

I'll be the bad cop, right?

Huh? Sure. Vambre, lookit!

Blehhh!

Littering shamelessly! This looks like a job for...

Good cop, bad cop!

Hold it, you two! Royal Police.

We've caught you two scofflaws littering,

and that is against the law!

You even have any jurisdiction here?

My diction is impeccable, sir!

Darning evidence, eh?

Sorry, officers.

Thanks for your compliance, citizens.

Yes, now toddle along

before we run you in for, uh, loitering.

Yeah, and for bad posture!

Shall we toddle along?

Yes, let's toddle.

Ahh! Cut it out! Hey! My hat!

Arf arf! Well, knock me down.

Eat your vegetables, kids.

Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!

My prized hat! Did you hear that?

Unrecognizable impressions and hat recklessness!

Good cop, bad cop!

Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Attractive Voice Magisword!

Prepare for trouble!

Yes, do that.

Wockachu, wockachu, wockachu, wockachu!

Freeze, filthy pirates!

We're from Rhyboflaven PD, and we're investigating

the disappearance of a whole lot of broccoli.

So we're going to have to ask you reprobates a few ques...

One side, Sis! I got me some bad coppin' to do!

All right, you pirate bully,

confess while I'm still in a good mood!

Uh, actually, I'm the victim. They took my hat.

Tell it to the Arbor Bunny, Suzy Pork Chops!

'Cause that bunny don't take no lip!

Prohyas! Are you daft?

I'm bad cop!

What even are you talking about?

I'm... bad... cop.

Hang on. I though we were both supposed to be bad cop.

Why would we need two bad cops?!

It makes one of us redundant!

I would not have agreed to being good cop.

Uh, excuse me? Good cop's totally boring!

See here! Sorry to interrupt, but I have to go.

I got a nap scheduled in 15 minutes,

and if I don't get on top of it, I'll be way behind all week.

Hey, Sidney, don't forget your hat.

Oh, yes! That's so kind of you!

Thanks, Dwight! See you next week!

I got my eye on you, Sid-ney!

And that goes for you, too, D-Wight!

Stop that! Stop it! Don't say their names like that.

I'm bad cop! I am bad cop!

No, I am! Fibby!

Fibby, fibby, fibby, fibby, fibby!

Now, now.

I'm sure you're both really bad cops.

Aw, thanks.

Say, weren't you supposed to interrogate us?

Why, yes, that's exactly what we meant to do, horrible pirate.

Thank you. Well, that's fine.