Mychonny: The Chinaboy Show

Mychonny: The Chinaboy Show

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Published on: 2018-06-14
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Samantha Sawley, foreign correspondent,

reporting live from China.

Internet piracy, according to experts,

has cost the film industry billions of dollars.

Those affected

range from multimillion-dollar production companies

to local distributors.

In this exclusive report,

we focus on some of the local businesses to have been affected.

One of those affected is Chang.

I'm just trying to make an honest living to support my family,

but the internet and torrenting have ruined my business.

And what sort of business would that be?

I... I bootleg movies.

Mmm. Come look.

Come inside. Come on!

Lots of people used to come to my store to buy bootleg DVDs

of all the latest new movies.

Mm-hm. Come look.

What you want? I have Matrix 1, 2, 3...

..4, 5, 6.

Oh! Matrix triple X if you want slow motion sex.

And do you like buying DVDs?

Oh, we love buying the bootlegs when we're on holidays.

Yeah, they're generally, like, not the best quality,

and, like, the frame rates are weird.

We bought, um... Schindler's List the other day.

We had a few complaints.

It's supposed to be black and white!

Really? Like this?

When we return,

we get an up close look at the production process with Chang.

This is where the magic happen.

Bro, I can't wait for you to meet her.

Man, I can't believe YOU have a girlfriend.

So... what's she like?

Dude, she's Japanese.

Oh, sugoi!

She's quiet and submissive,

and she's got long black hair that covers her face

in that shy, cute kind of way.

Kawaii. That's a waifu right there, man.

And she only calls me, like, once every seven days,

so she's not too clingy.

Sounds like the one, bro.

Where'd you meet her?

On telly, dude.

She's on TV? She's famous?

Yeah, man, and she's pretty bad.

She's... like, wet... all the time.

Oh... (CHUCKLES) Yeah, she is.

So where does she live?

She's right here.

Yo, babe!

Oh, my God!

Chill, man. She's cool.

Oh...

Oh, God. Uh...

This is a bit awkward.

I know she's a bit different, but just give her a chance!

Sorry, bro, but I hooked up with her a week ago.

Bull (BLEEP)!

Really?!

Wow.

First my ex and now her.

Eff you, man!

Come on, man. Don't hold a grudge.

How dare you mention her name?!

You going to invite me in?

Come on - hurry up.

Bloody hell. What are you, a grandma?

At least wash your hands before you touch me.

Now we get an up-close look at the bootlegging process with Chang.

Work is very hard.

Sometimes I work overtime, night shift.

It's not an easy business.

It will only take one minute.

It's finished.

Now everyone go on internet, click, download, and they have movie.

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