Scoundrels

And get the money off of Charlie for those phone cards, right?

Been there, done that.

And you gotta get those cases of scotch to Falani.

Mm-hmm. Just leave it in my very capable hands.

Hey! Don't forget to shred the tracking numbers.

Wolf, shut up and get on top of me.

Mm.

Open up! Police!

Oh, come on!

Not today.

Ugh! (sighs)

open up! Police!

We have a warrant to search this address.

Sorry I didn't call first, but, uh...

You know how it is.

Don't be silly. We love it when you guys drop in.

So, uh, where's cal?

Heather, rise and shine. Cops. How am I supposed to shine

If my skin cells can't get enough sleep?

Hope, get up. We got company.

Why don't they just move in and save on gas?

Cal!

Up and at 'em. (sighs)

I'm gonna kill him.

What'd we steal this time, the raisins?

So when's the last time you saw cal?

You know, sergeant, I don't recall.

I didn't have my watch on. Tell you why I ask.

Couple of guys raided the home of an Asian businessman,

Beat up an old lady pretty bad, put her in the hospital.

Got a description.

One of 'em sounds a hell of a lot like cal.

Huh.

You know, I know what you think of this family, sergeant,

But we do not beat up old ladies. That's right. I forgot. West code of honor, right?

No violence, no drugs. Just forge a few bad checks,

Rip off a few overpriced hotels.

Oh, and, uh...

Heist a shipment of lobsters on its way to Morongo casino,

And get caught red-handed, right?

You have a warrant for my son's arrest, sergeant?

No, I don't,

But we would very much appreciate his assisting us

With our inquiries.

Well, we'll be sure to tell him when we see him.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I have a court appearance to shower for.

What about Logan? Where's he?

You're reaching, Detective. Well, come on, Cheryl.

I mean, they're identical twins.

You know, a description matches cal, it matches Logan, too.

You know, you oughta know by now

That Logan has nothing to do with-- West family business?

He's your big success story, isn't he?

Pretty ironic, though, him being admitted to the bar

The very same day his daddy's put behind 'em.

You know, it wasn't enough, you testifying against my husband

Without you going after my son?

put those back, you freak!

You have no right to go through my stuff! Gimme this!

What the hell's going on in here? This pervert is trying to...

I only looked at a couple of them. Go through my stuff!

Couple of what?

What the hell are these?!

My future?

I'm sure you can find your way out.

Nice job, guys. Really.

Best raid yet.

you're the one who's always telling me

To get off my butt and do something with my life.

Everything okay?

Fabulous. When I told you to get off your butt,

I did not mean put it on exhibit. These are modeling photos, mom.

For what? An invisible line of clothing?

Mom, Rene is a brilliant artist.

See? Totally legitimate.

He shot Gisele Bundchen when she was 14.

You know what she made last year? Some dirty old men very happy?

Over $30 million.

I just need another $1,500 to get the rest of my photos.

He's holding the best ones, with all the emotion and stuff,

Till I pay him. Okay, wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

You take off your clothes for this man and you pay him?

This guy isn't getting one more cent.

daddy.

I'm sorry, baby. I-I can't get involved in this.

Way too dangerous. Can...

Hey, this tie make me look contrite or just fat?

Don't even joke about it.

There's nothing funny about you being gone.

Hey, cousin j.J. Says seven months tops, out in four.

Now we've made it through worse.

We can make it through this, right?

cousin j.J.'s here!

Thanks, sweetheart.

hey. Mm.

Remember this morning,

Right before they burst in on us and you were just about to...

Yeah, I remember.

Hold that thought.

Wolf? Hmm?

Do you have any idea where cal was last night?

No. I haven't got a clue.

Oh.

Oh, come on!

You never let me go.

I could break down in tears, soften the judge up for ya.

That only works with me.

I'm feeling good about this one, Cheryl--

All the ducks in a row.

Seven months at the most, out in four.

Glad to hear it, j.J.

Hey.

stay beautiful for me, okay?

This won't happen overnight, but...

But it will happen. It will happen.

I'll meet you there. Yeah.

hello? Tell Logan I'm sorry I won't be there this afternoon--

Not that he'll miss me. Daddy, it's for you.

Tell 'em I'll call 'em back in four months.

It's, uh, grandpa's neighbor.

She says his unit is kinda burning down. Go.

I'll deal with your dad and I'll get there as soon as I can.

And he thought I married the wrong girl.

Okay. Bye.

All right, j.J. Let's do this.

Okay, you two. Let's go get grandpa.

Mom, no. No! Do not let him move in here!

Remember last time? He thought my closet was the bathroom.

He peed on four pairs of my shoes. He's crazy.

He's family.

Family beats crazy.

J.J., would you please stop pacing?

I'm the one being sentenced, not you.

Nice suit.

Thank you, dad.

So what brings you here?

Oh, you know, just being a loving and supportive son.

Where's mom?

Don't worry. She'll be here.

Your mother would never miss the day

Her favorite son gets admitted to the bar.

gentlemen.

Logan. Whoa.

Nice suit. (clicks tongue)

it'll be a little crowded, grandpa.

Sorta like prison, but it'll be fun. okay, everybody out.

I've still got time to make it to the courthouse.

If you go 95 and run all the red lights.

You... School.

Uh... Shouldn't I stay with grandpa

In case he's traumatized? School. And, Heather,

Get grandpa set up. It'll give you something else to do...

Ugh! Besides watching the soaps all day.

That's not fair! I was gonna do... Stuff.

And hey, stay away from that photographer.

And when I get home, I expect you in this house

With your clothes on, and all of you in a damn good mood

For your brother's ceremony. School!

What?

Where the hell have you been?

Cruz's place.

What happened to your face? Nothing.

Uh, I fell down. I had a leg cramp.

We were raided this morning because of you! Once again.

Okay. Cal, listen.

I want you to think very carefully

About how you're going to answer what I'm about to ask you.

Cal think? We're gonna be here all day. Heather, shut up.

Cal, listen, do you know anything

About a home invasion on some Asian guy?

Answer me. No.

Okay, well, sergeant mack thinks you do. Yeah, well, I think I don't.

So...

All right, you know what? I'm late for your dad.

But we are gonna talk about this when I get back home.

All right.

And, cal, can you please

Wear something nice for your brother's ceremony?

Something you haven't slept in. Wait. Ever?

Ever.

Okay, grandpa. (chuckles) welcome to your new home.

Let me show you exactly where the bathroom is, okay?

okay, come on.

What happened? What'd he get?

Five years.

Years?

Five years.

What about your friggin' ducks, j.J.?!

The ones you had in a friggin' row!