The Squad

What the fuck?

Well, what was that?

We were playing, marry, shot, kill.

I was going to marry him.

Oh, well, then I took him out of his misery with her death.

He was totally shaggable.

Ew, it's crooked.

Now it is.

Hey, why the fuck did you pack so much shit?

Juicy peal, half of this is Dani's.

Oh, not true.

How many lotions are yours?

Well, bigger boobs mean more fabric.

OK.

Did you get the brick?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

It's right here.

Checking out at 7B.

I got a job in the Valley, but today I didn't go.

I need a day off, but the boss says, hell no.

I'm going to get drunk and smoke three packs of Marlboroughs.

Part of me thinks, I ain't ever going to make it back home.

I got a wife at the house, but she got no love for me.

Dropped on the couch, on the phone, watching TV.

The woman I married wasn't nearly so goddamn mean.

And she didn't suck down so many benzodiazepines.

I'm going to go to the bank and cash out my account.

Ride straight to the tavern and drink a disgusting amount.

Spin my pistol, and baby, you better watch out.

But wherever it points, I'm coming to your town.

Been drunk since I left, and chain-smoking Marlborough.

And part of me thinks I ain't ever gonna make it back home.

How the fuck did Alpha even find this place?

You know what she says--

there's riches in the niches, bitches.

This place is certainly niche.

I do not know how many more years I can do this.

Yeah, this work schedule is killing me.

I mean, one full week every year?

This real estate guy?

10x-- that's all we need.

One mission.

Town takeover.

Ow!

Woke up in the desert with the sun burning my eyes.

And I feel like I'm on fire and they're all around me.

My, my, they're in my head, the snakes around my bed.

And they're crawling up my every thought--

I think they want me dead.

All I see is a pack of vultures.

All I need is just a rock to bring one down.

What makes you feel so damn confident?

I can't breathe with all these wolves around me.

Like a cuff to my wrist, I'm clenching my fist.

I think the worst is yet to come, but I'm a give 'em one.

They're knocking at my door, the writing's on the wall,

and they're setting up the guillotine--

heads will hit the--

heads will hit the floor.

All I see is a pack of vultures.

All I need is a rock to bring one down.

What makes you feel so damn confident?

I can't breathe with all these wolves around me.

All these wolves around me.

Hire them or kill them?

Set up a meeting with the girls.

The new shit is everywhere.

We should start stocking that stuff.

Roberto sent me a text.

Earl wants to meet those girls.

JC is bringing one of the girls to Earl's tonight.

We'll get more.

I should get a ponytail.

The new stuff?

This is not

a warning.

You think that I'm running in place, job really testing

my patience.

Fight or I blow up the spot.

I had to get back to the basics.

What if my talent is wasted?

I'm sick but I'm lacking the patience.

Fuck this, I rap in the basement--

Hey, girl.

My new friend, Bella.

This shit is stellar.

So you're a retailer?

I'm more of a broker.

Ah-- well, I can get you a lot of good shit to broker.

Don't make me lose my mind don't make me let me lose

my mind like Wesley tells me

He's the retailer.

I'm Earl.

You like this music?

Like Earl, Earl?

Oh, you got to get yourself a better drug boss name.

Like dirty Earl.

Or ooh, like Biggie.

It's U-R-L.

Like a fucking website?

Yeah, like fucking website, for my own goddamn record

label, here making it.

Play the ladies one of the hits.

We don't have any.

I thought you were a drug dealer.

Yeah, I got lots of businesses.

You got to hide money and spread it around.

Here, not that one.

The other one.

Oh, that's it.

That's the one.

Whoa!

You like that?

All the ladies like that one.

Right there.

Oh, fuck-- it's like a crack a lantern in there.

Aren't you cute.

You and your little girlfriends, you're in the wrong town.

Listen, you're here to audition for a video.

OK, Harvey Weinstein.

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

don't you compare me that fucking pig.

I don't force myself on anybody.

Girls fuck me because I give them drugs.

You take the free huffed-up samples and go the fuck home.

Let me give you a market analysis here.

I've got better product.

Creates a stronger craving, more repeat business, 10x sales,

a week from tomorrow.

No, why the fuck spring breakers gonna pay 10 times

to get high?

Sales tactics.

What's your sales tactic for this?

I'll take all your top tier shit for free.

Maybe I'll let you live.

My sales training says, you don't shoot your supplier.

You embrace your supplier, and hire good salespeople.

Goddamn it, fuck!

Fuck!

Let's go!

Shit.

Well, we got an opening.

Hey, work out the details.

Set it up.

She's got him.

Let's get out of here.

That is why he can't pay child support.

It's like a bad spray tan.

Yeah.

We've all been there.

Once or twice.

You're a spray tan bully.

It's like he's driving a prison jumpsuit.

Url, I presume.

That has got to be the no pussiest-getting situation I

have ever seen.

Did you get all that?

Url is not the man.

100% a man without teeth.

You have two days to take the town.

Spring break is short.

Hey, ponytail, you coming in today, or what?

I been shining under

city lights.

All this doubt around me, then but look, I got it right.

Don't you try to hit me.

Now you live a petty life.

All those nights I laid awake, I prayed for better life.

Fucking meetings.

If the meeting goes too long, can I start shooting people?

That might be bad for morale.

And team-building and shit.

All right.

Let me see 'em.

Ah, it's like you have your own dairy section.

And I'm almond milk.

Oh, yeah, but you're tall.

We just grew in different directions.

That JC chick says we're meeting Franken-tooth tonight.

Where?

Can we meet at like-- what's that place?

Pints and Pies?

Yeah, no, we're definitely going

to have to eat beforehand.

Can we bring pizza?

Maybe something softer.

Url?

Teeth?

Oh.

No, this place definitely looks like one of those places

where they're going to pick us off one by one

until we agree to their terms.

Maybe they'll just hold us hostage.

OK, that's called a meeting.

Fuck me.

That JC girl might.

You were crushing on her hard, dude.

She held her own when the--

Look, I promise not to shoot your little girlfriend, OK?

But the rest of these scrubs--