The Last Stop in Yuma County

- Morning. - Morning.

Guess you want to fill up, huh?

Yeah, I was hoping to.

Sorry, but our gas pumps are dry.

Waiting on the fuel truck to show up.

I'm almost empty. Is there another gas station around here?

Not for another a 100 miles.

Damn.

You're welcome to wait at the diner right next door.

When the fuel truck shows up I'll come get you.

That's okay. I'll just wait in my car.

- Have a good day. - You, too.

- Don't work too hard. - You stay safe.

- Love you. - Love you.

... police reporting that two men got away

with an estimated $700,000

from the Buckeye Western Fidelity Bank of Arizona.

A witness spotted a green Pinto

with a damaged rear end fleeing the bank

at approximately 6:20 a.m. this morning.

Hello?

- Morning. - Morning.

- How we doing? - Doing fine.

- Take a seat wherever you like. - Thanks.

Can I get you going with some coffee?

Yeah, that'd be great.

- Cream? - Uh, no, thank you.

Did you hear about what's going on in the gas station?

- What's that? - Pumps are dry.

Says he's waiting for a fuel truck to show up?

I hope you're not in a hurry to be somewhere.

Actually, I am.

It's my daughter's birthday tomorrow

and I get to spend today with her.

Oh, well, I hope that truck gets here soon.

Me, too.

Where's your daughter?

She's in Carlsbad with her mom and her stepdad.

Carlsbad. I don't know where that is.

It's in California. It's like four hours from here.

Beautiful. Flowers everywhere. Beaches.

Pretty much the exact opposite where I'm coming from.

Sounds lovely.

It is.

What's in the case?

State-of-the-art cutlery.

- You're a knife salesman. - I am.

Figure why not try and make a sale

while I'm waiting.

I'm not in the market for new knives.

Nobody is.

Tell you what. I'll finish my coffee.

I'll do my whole kit and caboodle.

And maybe you'll let me change your mind.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

You wanna take a look at a menu?

- No, thank you. - We're famous for our pie.

Yeah, I saw something about that.

I don't think I've ever had ru... ru... rub...

Rhubarb.

Yeah, Thank you. No, it's too early for pie.

Well, maybe take a piece to go. For your daughter's birthday.

- Oh, okay. - Great.

Where are you coming in from?

Oh, all over. How about you?

I'm from right here.

- What's your daughter's name? - Sarah.

You got a newspaper back there?

- Sure. It's yesterday's though. - That's fine.

Mm. Thank you. Oh, that's great.

Hope she likes it.

You have kids?

Nope. My husband and I weren't blessed with that gift.

- I'm sorry. - Don't be.

Well, if you wanna use the telephone,

let your daughter know you might be running late,

it's right over there.

- Okay. Thank you. - Sure.

Hey, boy. Uh...

These pumps outta gas

so I'm waiting for the fuel truck to get here.

Should be here any minute.

We really got somewhere to be, guy.

You ain't got no cans in there?

We got plenty of cans in there,

but we ain't got nothing to go in them.

You're welcome to go next door to the diner

and wait till the fuel truck shows up.

We'll just fill up at the next stop. Thanks.

Well, unless you got enough gas to get you a 100 miles.

Unfortunately, you're stuck here till the truck shows up.

Then I guess we'll wait at the diner.

Man, I'll just take that shit off.

Naw, don't.

Where are you going?

I'm going in the diner. I'm gonna get some coffee.

We're staying in the car till that truck gets here.

- You serious? - I'm serious.

It's hotter than the devil's dick in this car.

Ain't anybody gonna recognize us out here.

- You don't know that. - I know they probably got AC.

This might be the last decent cup of coffee we have

for the next few months.

Man, who knows what kind of gypsy juice

they got down in Mexico?

Coffee in there is probably from Mexico.

Bullshit.

We're staying in the car.

Man. Lighten up, would you?

Fuck.

- Morning. How we doing? - Oh, howdy.

- You waiting on that fuel truck? - Yes, ma'am.

Well, sit anywhere you like.

Can I get you some coffee?

Yeah. Two, please.

- Cream? - No, just black.

Son-of-a-bitch, it's hotter in here.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Hey, you mind doing us a favor

and turning on the AC or something?

Sorry, but the AC's on the fritz.

You boys interested in something to eat?

No. Maybe later. Thanks.

- Okay. Just let me know. - Yeah.

Fucking great. AC's not working.

That goddamn fuel truck better get here soon.

And if it doesn't?

We'll take that asshole's car.

He probably doesn't have any gas either.

Okay, well, then we'll take hers.

You see more than one car out there?

Look, man, like the guy said,

"The truck should be here any minute."

What you looking at?

Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you.

Looked like you were in deep thought.

Something like that.

You wanted to show me those knives?

Oh, okay.

Well, they sure look pretty.

Great. So these are Odachi knives.

They're made from the strongest steel in Japan.

They're just as sharp and as durable

as any authentic Japanese sword.

The handles are hand-carved from wood,

um, from a dark wood.

- Mahogany? - Mahogany... handles. Thank you.

Um, at this point in the presentation,

I usually have an aluminum can and then a tomato

to show off how they stay sharp.

That's all right. I can already tell how sharp they are

just by looking at them.

- Oh. - You're doing great.

Thanks. Um...

Are you okay?

Are those gentlemen in the booth...

Are they staring at us?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Did you...

Did you hear about that bank robbery this morning?

- In Buckeye? - Yeah.

Was that you?

Don't look. It's the car.

What do you think?

I think they would be the type.

I thought so, too.

- I'll call my husband. - No, let's give it a second.

We don't want to jump to conclusions about people.

- You just said it's the car. - I know what I said...

This is looking suspicious. Go on with your pitch.

With what?

- Sell me on the knives. - Oh.

Well I... I can't. I don't have a tomato.

You can't do it without a tomato?

No.

It's like getting maced.

You ever been maced?

They start unloading that shit into your eyes.

It's like fucking fire everywhere.

You can't get it out.

And I tell you what you don't do if you get maced in your eyes,

don't put fucking water in it

cause I made that goddamn mistake.

Shh.

The hell are they doing over there?

I don't know, man, having a fucking conversation.

Sheriff's office.

Hey, Virginia, is Charlie in yet?

He sure is. One sec. Charlie!

Yes, Virginia.

Your wife is on the telephone.

Be right there.

Hang up.

Yeah.

Dammit, she hung up.

Well it took you long enough to get over here.

Well, what'd she say?

Nothing.

Well, lemme know if she calls back.