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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

Dorothy: WHEN THE EDITOR OF PLAYBOY

TOLD ME I'D WON "PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR,"

THE FIRST THING OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS, "ARE YOU SURE?"

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Interviewer: DID YOUR BROTHER

MIND YOU BEING IN THE MAGAZINE?

I THINK, UH, MY BROTHER WAS A LITTLE SHY

BECAUSE HE HAS FRIENDS

WHO ARE 18 YEARS OLD, 17 YEARS OLD, WHO SAID,

YOU KNOW,"HEY, YOUR SISTER'S IN PLAYBOY."

BUT HIS FRIENDS...

WELL, I REMEMBER WHEN I CAME HOME TO VISIT THE FAMILY

AND THEY CAME OVER AND THEY SAID,

"I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. WE SAW YOU IN PLAYBOY,"

AND THEY SAID, "HOW'D YOU GET IN?"

AND, "IT'S SO WONDERFUL."

AND THEN HE STARTED THINKING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT...

THAT IS PRETTY NEAT. YOU KNOW, MY SISTER...

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PLAYBOY'S MOTTO IS "THE GIRL NEXT DOOR."

THEY LOOK FOR GIRLS

THAT ARE WHOLESOME AND FRESH AND YOUNG AND NAIVE,

THEY LOOK FOR ALL OF THAT.

SO MOST OF THOSE GIRLS DO, UH,

HAVE THAT TYPE OF BACKGROUND.

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IT TOOK ME 5 MONTHS TO SHOOT MY PLAYMATE-OF-THE-YEAR LAYOUT.

I SHOT OVER 20,000 PICTURES. IT'S PERFECTION.

THEY DON'T GO FOR JUST, UH, GREAT NUDE SHOTS.

THEY GO FOR ART. PERFECT ART.

AND I'M PROUD OF THAT.

AND, UM, UM, I'M HAPPY TO SHARE THAT

WITH SOMEBODY WHO CAN APPRECIATE IT.

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Interviewer: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR SISTER

WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Sister: YEAH.

Interviewer: WHY?

Sister: BECAUSE I'M PROUD OF HER.

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HI. HOW ARE YOU?

HELLO.

PAUL SNIDER.

YEAH, I'M PAUL SNIDER.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

SNIDER.

PAUL.

HELLO.

HA, HA, YEAH.

PAUL SNIDER.

AH, FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU ALL, BASTARDS.

HE SEEMED A LITTLE PISSED OFF AT SOMETHING.

WHAT, I DON'T KNOW.

BUT NOT A BAD GUY. HE'S A GOOD TIPPER.

Interviewer: HOW'D HE MAKE HIS MONEY?

ALL SORTS OF WAYS.

HE DID SOMETHING FOR ME HERE AT THE CLUB,

A COCKAMAMIE IDEA.

HE WAS ALWAYS PROMOTING SOME COCKAMAMIE IDEA.

WHAT KIND OF IDEA WAS THIS?

A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST USING ALL-LOCAL TALENT.

ALL RIGHT, MILLY.

OH, MILLY!

THERE SHE GOES. ALL RIGHT, MILLY!

COME ON OUT. REALLY SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

MILLY IS VANCOUVER'S OWN DOLLY PARTON.

THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

AND HERE COMES NUMBER FOUR. IT'S LOVELY PAT.

ALL RIGHT.

JUST STEP RIGHT UP ON THE RUNWAY.

THERE SHE GOES.

WATCH HER GO. WHOA!

WE'RE ALL GETTING WET. LOOK AT THAT HEAD GO.

LOOK AT THAT HEAD GO! THERE SHE IS.

WHOA, BABY.

ALL RIGHT.

WHOA!

NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE, IS THERE, GUYS, HUH?

GOOD SPORT.

COME ON, GIVE HER A NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES JERI.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET ANOTHER ONE IN.

COME ON, THERE, GET IN THERE.

WE'VE GOT 2, 2 JUST LIKE THAT.

NOW GIVE ME 3. COME ON, MILLY, GET IN THERE.

3 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

PAUL CLEARED ALMOST $900 FOR HIMSELF.

PRETTY GOOD, I THOUGHT.

YOU SHOULD HAVE RAISED YOUR MINIMUM.

YOU SHOULD HAVE ADVERTISED.

YOU BLEW IT, MAN.

YOU BLEW IT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO CHEAP.

TOMORROW, MAC.

HE WASN'T ALWAYS EASY TO TAKE.

Interviewer: HOW ELSE DID HE MAKE HIS MONEY?

OH, JESUS. HE'D TRY ANYTHING.

HE PIMPED...

DID YOU SAY PIMPED?

DID I SAY THAT? DID I SAY PIMPED?

YEAH, I GUESS I DID.

WITH A COUPLE OF GIRLS, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

OH, YEAH,

HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THOSE BIG AUTO SHOWS.

HE SUPPLIED THEM WITH HOSTESSES, MODELS, SOMETHING.

HAD THE HOTS FOR CARS,

CARS AND GIRLS, GIRLS AND CARS!

YET ONE THING ABOUT THAT LITTLE COCKER,

HE COULD REMEMBER EVERYBODY'S NAME

IF HE JUST MET 'EM OR MET 'EM 5 YEARS AGO.

HE ALWAYS REMEMBERED THE NAME.

NOW, I ADMIRE THAT. IT'S A REAL GIFT.

A REAL GIFT.

Paul: THEY SEEM LIKE REALLY NICE GUYS.

AL IS FROM RACINE. FORD.

AND HARRY AND BOB ARE FROM SEATTLE.

OLDSMOBILE.

I FEEL FUNNY.

IT'S JUST DINNER AND SOME LAUGHS.

THAT'S IT?

I'LL TALK TO THEM AGAIN.

THEY'RE REALLY NICE GUYS.

THEY'LL TELL ME STRAIGHT.

IF THEY EXPECT MORE...

SOME GUYS WOULD...

IF THEY EXPECT MORE, THEN IT'S OFF, OK?

IT'S OFF.

I AM NOT FUCKING FOR MONEY, PAUL.

SHE'S NOT, BUT I AM.

HA HA HA HA!

LOOK, LET ME TALK TO THEM AGAIN

TO GET IT STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Man: HE'S A CHEAP HUSTLER. HE EVEN LOOKS PIMPISH.

WHY SHE WANTS TO MARRY HIM?

SOME KIND OF LOYALTY, I GUESS.

GET SOME OF OUR PEOPLE TO CALL VANCOUVER,

CHECK HIM OUT, SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING.

LAST NAME SNIDER, S-N-I-D-E-R.

FIRST GIVEN, PAUL, SECOND GIVEN, LESLIE.

YEAH, I KNOW HIM.

SMALL-TIMER. KIND OF A JOKE, REALLY.

ALWAYS TRYING SOMETHING. ALWAYS IN TROUBLE.

THE LOAN SHARKS, MOSTLY.

JEEZ, THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MAN!

I... I... I'M GETTING S-SICK.

LET ME UP. I'M GETTING SICK.

LOOK AT MY SUIT.

THAT'S A $400 SUIT.

THAT WASN'T FUNNY, MAN.

I MEAN, LET'S BE CIVILIZED, HUH, MAN?

OH, SHIT!

THAT WAS DANGEROUS, VERY DANGEROUS.

AND HUMILIATING.

PLEASE, SNIDER!

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.

DON'T SAY ANY MORE, PLEASE.

7 POINTS IS TOO MUCH, MAN.

YOU SHOULDN'T HUMILIATE ME, CHARLIE.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

CHARLIE. COME ON, CHARLIE. PLEASE, CHARLIE.

PLEASE, CHARLIE.

CHARLIE, YOU BASTARD!

YOU SMART BASTARDS, EVERYBODY KISSING YOUR ASS.

EVERYBODY DOWN ON THEIR FUCKING KNEES!

WELL...

NOT ME. I DON'T KISS ASS FOR NOBODY.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA FORGET ME.

YOU ROTTEN FUCKERS, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME.

I FOUND HER, YOU DIDN'T.

I FOUND HER.

I WAS WORKING IN THIS DAIRY QUEEN PART-TIME

WHILE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL,

AND ONE DAY THIS GENTLEMAN WALKED IN

WITH THIS GORGEOUS BLONDE.

SHE HAD A FUR COAT ON.

THEY BOTH HAD FUR COATS ON.

AND I HAD THIS PONYTAIL

AND THIS LITTLE SMOCK ON.

AND I SAID, "CAN I HELP YOU?"

AND HE SAID, "WELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

HA. WELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

DOROTHY. CAN I HELP YOU?

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

ME?

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER NOW?

I'LL HAVE SOMETHING SWEET, SOFT, AND WHITE.

YOU.

WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE THEIR ORDER?

JESUS, PAUL!

SHE'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

SHE'S A BABY.

GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG, RIGHT?

I'LL HAVE A BANANA SPLIT...

GOD, I DIDN'T GO OUT WITH BOYS VERY MUCH.

I WAS VERY STRAIGHT.

UH, I COULDN'T TALK TO PEOPLE EASILY.

[ROD STEWART'S DO YA THINK I'M SEXY? PLAYS]

SO, WHEN DO YOU GET OUT OF SCHOOL?