When Mary Met Johnny... (Ai Shang Hua Bao Nv / 愛上花豹女)

Elder Sister, I will marry you when I grow up.

I'm not a pervert,

but...

I keep being controlled by breasts.

I always... have this dream.

I... think I'm sick.

As soon as I see that,

my nose will bleed like crazy,

so I cannot be in a relationship.

I'm not a pervert,

but...

I keep being controlled by breasts.

Do you think I'm sick?

Do you have a good relationship with your mom?

I'm not sure.

She's very controlling.

She likes to control everything.

Mom, what are you doing?

Don't look at me like that.

Like what?

Well, like...

Like you have a guilty conscience?

What guilty conscience?

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

You're my son.

I certainly have to care about

your physical and psychological health.

You must be like this because

you don't have a normal sex life.

Why should I discuss that with you?

I gave you good looks.

Is it so hard to find a girlfriend?

You're already twenty-five.

You should really think about your future.

Don't you want to study abroad? Sure.

You want to be a dessert chef? That's fine too.

Mom, can you stop controlling me?

You can't control everything in this world.

I'm not trying to control you!

Give me your wallet.

It's very important to have safe sex.

So are you planning to

study abroad in three months?

I'm a bit hesitant now.

But... I don't want to part with

Prince and Princess.

My pinky!

Did you hurt your hand?

It's nothing, just pricked by a needle.

Pricked by a needle?

How does Prince make you feel?

Put down your weapon.

I like that...

he always has a princess by his side.

He's my little prince!

We're one.

So we share the consequences.

Is this our castle?

Yes.

Prince... is very wealthy.

However, he never invests in matters without love.

He said the kitchen lab and the coffee shop

- are his love. - Tell her this is on you and it'll give her a good mood after she drinks it.

You trust him very much?

Hello, Miss.

This is a gift from us.

Thank you.

Does he know about your nosebleeds?

Yes, but...

I'm not doing very well lately.

A'Kai, A'Kai,

where did you go?

Why did you leave us?

We must have a second choice in life.

By the time you find someone, who knows how many years we'll have to wait?

This A'Kai was poached without warning.

So our company is facing

an unprecedented crisis now.

We must make changes to improve things.

I really need you to find this dessert chef.

Hello, everyone. I'm Mary Fang.

I'm going to show you how to make macaroons today.

First, we already have about

250g of almond powder in the bowl.

After that, add 250g of granulated sugar.

Isn't she wonderful?

This Teacher Mary is a popular online baking expert,

so see if you can get her to come save us by any means possible.

Again?

Hello,

I'm the Planning Director of the Prince & Princess Baking Lab,

Johnny.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Sorry about that.

Let me look for it.

There are books here?

Sorry about that.

It's okay. I can find it myself.

You have a lot of books.

I know about your dessert shop,

but I don't know why you came here...

The reason why I came today is to look for a pair of bosoms.

Pardon me.

I'm sorry.

What I mean is

bosoms of a young girl.

Do you know macaroon means

'bosoms of a young girl' in French?

Do you know why they're called that?

Because back in the days,

young girls had maldevelopment.

That's why their bosoms seemed smaller.

I'm sorry.

What am I saying?

Anyway, it's just an ancient recipe to enlarge breasts.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I actually came

with a mission today.

I want to invite you to our baking lab

and be our teacher.

I hope you can accept our offer.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

You're fine.

Love and sex are supposed to be integrated.

Actually, you need love more than sex.

Honestly,

it seems like

you already met someone you want to love, right?

How do you know?

The most important thing is someone nosebleeds for you.

But that guy makes me feel really different.

Feel?

I'll teach you how to differentiate feelings now.

Smell the sweat on your chest now.

If it smells good,

that means the feeling is right.

Smell it now.

Does it smell good?

No, it stinks.

Did you just dig the sweat out

with your fingers to smell it?

Or else?

Not like that.

Do it like this.

Do you see that?

Do you see that?

Forget it.

Wait for me. I'll be there soon.

That old woman must think you're an anthomaniac.

Wait.

Did I say she's old?

She's not old.

Single ladies of her age are called "leopard girls."

"Leopard girls?"

You don't know what "leopard girls" mean?

Five words, mature women like young men.

Do you have good vision lately?

Do I?

Young men are good for the eyes.

Damn you!

I haven't even touched them yet.

You do want them indeed!

Think about it,

men still get nosebleeds for you at your age.

And he's a young, delicious man too.

You should be proud of yourself.

Okay.

Hi.

Zhewei, how old are you?

I'm nineteen.

What's up, Elder Sisters?

I know you're young,

but don't call us Elder Sisters.

Well... What should I call you then?

Call us Mom.

You're so shameless!

How am I shameless?

You want to breastfeed him?

You're the shameless one!

Sister, don't be like that.

Sister Mary, here's your Milky Plum Bubble Drink.

Let me lick it.

Enough, he could be your son.

Zhewei, let me ask you,

from your perspective,

do you think you would be

attracted to women my age?