Teen Titans Go!

Looks like the tables have turned for you!

Please don't.

Crime alert!

What is it, bro?

Are the villains doing the rampage?

A natural disaster threatening thousands of lives?

Or a third option I can't think of?

Worse than all of those combined.

- Pirates! - Pirates?

We love pirates.

You what?

Let's cast off the mizzenmast

and swab the decks off the port bow, mateys.

I'ma sail them seven seas, yo.

Not those kinds of pirates.

I'm talking about computer pirates.

You mean robot pirates?

We love robot pirates.

Let us cast off the mizzenmast

and swab the decks off the port bow, mateys.

Yo, ho, ho. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, ho, ho. Yo, ho.

Yar 2.0.

Not robot pirates!

I said, computer pirates.

Oh, holds up. Is you talking about nerds?

Computer pirates aren't nerds. They're dangerous criminals.

The computer nerds can be the dangerous?

To intellectual property? Yes.

They illegally obtain music, movies, games and other forms of entertainment

and distribute them on the Internet for free,

costing big companies millions of dollars.

Isn't there someone else who can handle this?

Of course, the FBI can,

but the problem is so widespread

they can surely use our help.

Unless there's a high seas adventure, we're not interested.

Come on, guys.

We're going to be cool good guy hackers

and take down a gang of computer pirates.

Thereby saving entertainment companies billions in lost revenue.

Oh, do we have to?

Yes.

So, you started an old, tiny hair salon?

Yo, give me a perm, with them tight curl-a-curls.

These are advanced VR helmets

that will transport our consciousness inside my computer,

where we'll become our cool hacker avatars,

find those computer pirates, and take them down.

And make them walk the plank!

No planks!

This is a hacker adventure.

We will report them to the FBI

and they will face up to $250,000 in fines.

Not to mention a potential 5 year prison sentence.

Eh, that sounds boring.

It only sounds boring because you don't understand virtual reality.

You just need to...

Free your minds.

Make your choice.

The red jellybeans or the blue one?

Choose carefully.

Jellybeans!

Hey, hey, hey! You were supposed to make a choice

between being free thinkers

or staying imprisoned in your own minds.

We pick jellybeans.

Forget it. Let's just get started.

Titans, jack in!

- Say what? - Jack in!

It's computer hacker slang for plugging our brains into my computer.

Are you sure about this? Your computer is pretty old, dude.

It'll be fine. Now, jack in!

Sounds kinda creepy when you say it like that.

I'm not a creep. Jack in!

- Whoa! - Wow.

Hacker adventure.

Ooh, where are we?

Welcome to my computer.

You saids this would be an awesome simulation.

Yeah, this place is a real bummer.

Robin, you are looking the leathery.

This is my awesome hacker outfit.

I told you hacking was cool.

Hmm.

You guys can look like this too.

You just have to free your minds.

Do we get more jellybeans?

- No. - Pass.

Fine.

Let me just log us in.

Yo, you ain't supposed to mix up them numbers and letters like that.

Hackers make their own cool hacker names

by replacing certain letters with numbers.

So, your hacker name is...

It's Blaze.

No, it's not.

Are you giggling because Blaze sounds so cool?