Nightmare Sisters

- Now, Mrs. Detweiler, how may I help you?

It's about my husband.

Your late husband?

Well, sort of.

- This is sort of about your late husband?

- No, I mean my husband is sort of late.

What a pickle.

Your husband is not dead after all?

- But he is, Mr. Omar, I know he is.

Mrs. Detweiler.

Oh call me Amanda.

- Mrs. Amanda, perhaps you should explain

exactly what did or did not happen to your husband.

- It happened last week, when Clinton was away

on a business trip to Dallas,

and the hotel desk clerk said

he saw him leave for dinner around 7:00,

but when he came back, he wasn't alone.

He was with-

A woman?

Why, yes!

Mr. Omar, that's uncanny!

Oh, call it a gift.

Please, continue.

- When the maid came in the next morning, no Clinton.

- What of this mysterious woman?

- There was no sign of either of them.

You know the really strange part?

They found ashes in his bed.

Ashes?

Now what's so strange about that?

Perhaps Mr. Detvveiler smokes in his sleep.

50 pounds of ashes?

- Hokey smokes, that's a lot of ashes.

- What's more, they found these among them.

Clinton's gold watch and gold necklace.

They are valuable?

Oh very.

Clinton would never go anywhere without them.

That's why I know something terrible has happened

to my Clinton.

- Oh wait, Mrs. Detweiler, these things of your husband,

they are just pulsing with psychic vibrations,

so I will keep them for further study.

Of course, anything!

Before we begin,

it is necessary to first seduce the spirits

with a small donation.

I beg your pardon?

Cash in advance!

Oh, I see.

I like that one.

Oh.

- This should appease the spirits from beyond,

and they will give us their full cooperation.

This crystal was gotten from a tomb

2,000 years ago, but I warn you,

I must have absolute silence.

You must not speak.

Let that spirit first speaks to you.

Do you understand?

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Champion of the abyss, hear me

Remove the veil of the light

between this world and the next.

I call into the black pit.

I am summoning Clinton Detweiler.

Clinton!

Are you out there?

Well, hello there, missy.

Are you from around these parts?

Clint!

Clint, honey!

Is that really you?

- I don't believe I caught the name, darling.

- Why Clint, it's your wife, Amanda!

- I don't get back to Dallas nearly as often as I'd like.

Gives me an excuse to get away from the old lady,

you know what I mean?

What?

What's she like?

Nothing special.

Why hell, she ain't half as pretty as you are.

Why you son of a bitch!

- Why ain't you the feisty little minx.

Let's say we go to my hotel room and fuss around.

Well here we are darling, the Lyndon B. Johnson suite.

Traipse your little fanny over here

and I'll show you a real Texas longhorn.

Oh my god!

Oh my god.

Oh!

Oh that's right baby!

Oh 0h oh oh oh ride it!

Ride the big stallion of love!

Yeeh aw!

That was some mess.

- If you think I'm gonna sit here

and listen to you get your hog washed by some floozy,

well you are sadly mistaken!

If you see Mr. Omar in there,

will you kindly tell him I can show myself out!

Wait!

What are you doing down there?

Hey, watch the teeth, will you?

Hey, cut it out!

Hey!

Clint, honey, what's wrong!

He's gone.

She bit him.

She bit him in the...

She bit him in the...

Oh my god, she sees me!

Get away!

Get away fast!

Beat it!

No no no no no!

What's the matter, bitch?

I thought I told you once already

to keep that big mouth shut!

# Now I've gotta sing a song and it won't be long

# One two

# One two three four

# Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus

# Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus

# Sucky sucky sucky sucky succubus

# Suck me

# Suck you

# Suck your brains all out

# 'Til you're ghostly blue

# Look into her eyes and there's no glimmer

# Better cross yourself 'cause she's a sinner

# She's bound to dominate your soul

# Sorority sister succubus

# Rock and roll

# If it's for the right girl you've been waiting

# Look again 'cause she's at least with Satan

# She's a demon force beyond control

# Sorority sister succubus

# Rock and roll

# She will drag you six feet in the hole

# Sorority sister succubus

# Rock and roll

# They might try to reach her

# Now you're going to the creature

# Forget about your wickedness

# She sees a cross she starts to hiss

# She sees a cross she spits out hisses

# She's a super psycho missus

# Better guys would think that she's a winner

# Hide the steak knives when you're out to dinner

# She will nibble off your crescent roll

# Sorority sister succubus

# Rock and roll

# She's a teenage succubus

# Rock and roll

# She's a teenage succubus

# Rock and roll

# She's a teenage succubus

# Bless my soul

Could someone give me a hand?

I said could someone give me a hand here?

Thanks a lot!

Huh?

Thanks a lot.

Oh, you're welcome.

- Hey kiddo, finally made it back.

- You won't believe how much stuff they had there.

I could've stayed all night.

Let me guess, a flea market.

Mmmmm.

What else?

This is becoming a compulsion.

You can't get anything else into your room

and now you're starting to fill up the attic

and the garage.

Oh lay off, will you?

You gotta have your hobbies.

God knows we don't have any boyfriends.

I do,

sort of.

- Well, at least you got your music.

Me, I like to cook.

We know.

- I don't see why Marci shouldn't feel

free to collect her...

Antiques.

Yeah.

Hey, look, all I'm saying is

I don't want to piss off the other girls.

We barely made it into this sorority

and I don't wanna get kicked out.

Oh don't worry.

Wanna see what I got?

Sure.

Melody?

Okay-

Look at this?

Isn't this darling?

I can't wait 'til the weather gets warm so I can wear it.