Sofia Residents in Excess

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Come, I want to talk to you.

Come where? - At my place, of course!

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Dimo, what's wrong?

Who was it? - Your Dad. He said we should go to your place immediately.

But... what happened? - I don't know.

What about the glass? You have to pay 77 levs.

Are you sure you brought it here? - Yes, right here.

It was wrapped in some rags. I never suspected that was the statue.

I believe you.

Only you can do something so stupid.

And where exactly did they leave the statue? - Spas, I don't know.

I stayed inside the SUV.

We have to get it back. - From here?! Forget it!

What? - I'm thinking!

I'm thinking too. - And what did you think of?

Nothing.

Spas, let's talk to Konstantin!

He's a good guy, maybe he'll give it back to us.

We'll tell him the priest stole it from us... It's ours!

Konstantin is a businessman. We'll negotiate something.

Radko, Konstantin became rich by taking, not by giving.

That's our money and we have to go get it back. - But how?

I'll tell you how.

Go inside the house and find exactly where the statue is.

Then take photos of windows, doors, fences,

corridors, roofs - everything! - I got it.

Come to the clinic afterwards.

OK.

He said 12:00 and it's 12:45 right now.

Well... Such people are always late.

You mean gay people, Mum?

No. Artists.

I don't understand: why do these gay parades take place?

Gay people protest. - What for?

They want to make love man to man

and woman to woman.

Who stops them?

No one stops them.

Then why do they protest? - Because they are different.

Dad, what's going on?

Go help your Mum! Dimo and I have to talk like man to man.

Not there. Come here.

You have to see this.

May I? - What? - A cigarette.

The store opposite the Town Hall has a camera.

This is the night of the elections.

It's all been recorded.

Take a look now at the one who stole my money.

Lyubo Neykov | Albena Pavlova

Stoyanka Mutafova

Vasil Draganov

Krustyu Lafazanov | Silvia Lulcheva

Mina Markova

Eva Tepavicharova | Ruslan Muynov

Nencho Ilchev

Hristo Gurbov

Ivan Yurukov | Violeta Markovska | Ivan Panayotov

TOO MANY SOFIANS

Dimo? Dimo!

Galabina, Maria! Water, bring water!

What's happening? - I said: water!

Shall I bring something too? - Rakia!

Dimo, my son, what happened to you...

Not like that.

That's the way...

Dimo, what happened? - He asked for a cigarette, took a puff, and - there you go!

He doesn't smoke. - Yeah, right!

It might be from the heat. His blood pressure dropped.

Bring him up and put him on the sofa!

Careful. Careful!

Dad, I have to tell you that... - Don't talk!

Lay down and rest! Careful with the hat!

Dimo? Have a sip!

Do you know why I fired the previous driver?

He was staring at Elena the whole time.

I'm not staring at her.

I'm just taking photos of her. - Let me see.

I will forget about this because your father and I are friends.

Erase them!

Jean-Pierre, you're late.

Zheko, it's 13:30!

I protest against the short time-frames, in which you make me work.

The protests are at the gay parade. - Excuse me?!

She's joking. That's not funny!

Yovka, go to the hotel!

Please, take a seat.

It's very hot! I'm all sweaty, for which I apologize.

Where is the bathroom? I need to freshen up.

Yovka, show him our guest bathroom!

Since when have we had a guest bathroom?

I had some money in the Town Hall.

Kotse gave me a loan and the money disappeared in the night of the elections.

Rangel, why didn't you call the police? - Ah, the police!

They'd ask me about the money and I'd put Kotse in a bad position.

And they'd wonder why he gave money to the Mayor. No, thanks!

Dad, why did you need the loan?

For your wedding, Mima.

So you can have a new apartment, a new car...

And who took it?

Take a look.

Shortly after we leave the Town Hall,

Andrey Lyutov enters the Town Hall with a sports bag.

Then he exits with the same sports bag.

What did Andrey Lyutov do in the Town Hall in the night of the elections?

I know who could have helped him. - Who?

The Secretary. She was alone in the Town Hall till late.

They are having an affair.

I have seen them making out in their garden.

Maria and I have also seen them.

It's all clear! Andrey Lyutov took the money.

Right, Dimo?

You took the photos? - Yes.

Did you find the statue? - Yes, it's in the living room. - Let me see.

What did you take photos of?

What's that? - The garden of the house.

This is Elena.

I'll go nuts!

You made 20 photos and there are no windows, no doors, no corridors -

only Elena's ass. Correct? - I took photos of the statue too!

One photo.

Wanker!

Take a look here how the professionals do it!

Is he taking a shower?

I'm here for the second time and I have to say it's very pleasant here.

There is something very soothing in this village idyll.

Do you have a byre? - No, Zheko, we have a hotel.

Jean-Pierre, please! Don't you take care of animals?

No, only of tourists.

Let's see the model!

Well?

Isn't it magnifique ?

I have created the perfect proportion.

Isn't he a bit sad?

The tip of the nose is exactly in the middle of the distance between the eyebrows and the chin.

And the mouth is at 1/3 from the tip of the nose to the tip of the chin.

Isn't this nose... a bit too long?

Listen, the long nose is a sign of astute nature, hence why I enlarged it.

And why are the eyebrows so thin?

I made them thin, so they are more aesthetic.

You can make your eyebrows aesthetic!

The Prime Minister doesn't plug out his eyebrows - his are dense, thick...

Mr. Jean-Pierre, don't experiment with this face.

Let's not play with fire, right? - And...

What is this face?

You made him look like he's 30 years old.

OK, if you insist I will put wrinkles.

But it will cost you additionally as this is fine work.

And for another 2000 levs I can also put eye bags.

No bags! Just a few wrinkles.

And make him more... immersed in thought.

Enhance the baldness.

It implies intellectuality.

I enhanced the Camber angle and, as promised, I made a Mars type of jaw.

Shouldn't the jaw be sticking out a bit more?

Be more strong-willed?

If I make the jaw stick out even further, the Camber angle will increase

and he will start looking simple. I think it's good like that.

Yes... yes. How much will this bust weigh?

It won't be too heavy. It will be hollow inside.

What do you mean hollow? - All busts are hollow.

Don't worry! The Prime Minister won't know it's hollow.

Do you feel better now? - Yes.

Andrey?

I know everything.

I will destroy you!

Bring me back my money!

Excuse me? - Don't pretend! I have it all on camera.

What did you do in the Town Hall in the night of the elections?

What's your job there?

Why are you silent? - I have nothing to tell you. - But you will!

What are you talking about? - Bring me back my money!

I have nothing to bring you back.

I will chase you forever! You and your whole family!

???? At the school in 30 minutes

???? At the school in 30 minutes

How are the Americans shooting such movies?!...

Now!...

First, we'll have to jump over the fence. That means:

ropes, hooks...

Second... - Spas? - Wait!

We have to go through the window. Therefore, we need a diamond

for cutting the glass. - Spas! - What?

I have a key.

OK!

Why are we watching these stupid movies if you have a key?!

You never asked me!

OK. Finally, we have to talk about the inscription on the monument.

That's clear: Boyko Borisov 1959 - ...

No years, only the name.

It will be nice to include some famous thought of his; a message to the future generations.

I have made a list of some of his sayings.

"I feel that if I step out of politics this will be the end of my life."

This is more valid for the previous Mayor, our neighbor. Something else?

Let's put something more optimistic.

"Since I became a Prime Minister, I've realized love doesn't exist and it's all about money."

I disagree! I rule with love.

Oh, yes! That's why we ended up here: hoping to be saved by a monument.