Çakallarla Dans

DANCES WITH JACKALS

Saving your presence, friends...

I've been feeling like a shit lately.

If they throw me out to...

Marmara...

Aegean...

Black Sea...

... and even Mediterranean...

I would create an environmental pollution.

I am in such a grave trouble that...

... if I am used as a fertilizer and...

... spread out on the fields...

... the harvest would be greater for 40 years.

Every little boy wants to be a man, some will remain large and some small.

If you want to be a man and you have not enough,

you will always be small. Always small.

Come on, tell us.

You know that horny barber, right?

Hüseyin?

Yes. Yesterday I went his barber for a smooth shave.

I must have fallen asleep for a while.

When I woke up, I felt heat on my arm.

First I didn't recognize it.

I said to myself, "C'mon idiot, don't exaggerate it".

Then I noticed that the thing causing heat is getting hard.

Hüseyin?

Is this good enough for you?

No, I still have to work on the side whiskers.

That is not what I am talking about.

Why don't we just pull this towel off and feel each other's flesh?

We both will be more comfortable.

Sorry about that. I took a pill last night.

It is hell of a strong pill.

I haven't experienced anything like that before.

So what did he do exactly?

Have you felt it's stiffness?

- You almost bruised my arm. - Really?

Son, come and replace me.

In the meantime let me shoot my load and be back.

Do it carefully!

- Keep your body away from me! - Alright.

We have known him for years would you expect this from him?

Do not make stuff up. You must be high or something.

Look, I have gone to his barber all my life.

He has never touched me, not even once.

Cut the crap. What shall we do about Beykoz business?

- What is the deal? - 250 per head, net.

- Do we know them? - They are bank employees, all jacklegs.

Listen, accountant, I have said this thousand times.

I am not interested in the financial side of this.

I consider this as an sportive activity.

That is what it is all about, anyway.

We will sweat off and get rid of our toxins.

- If we win, just donate my share to a charity. - Sure.

What if that inglorious Metin does not show up?

I phoned him this morning, he is unreachable.

My apprentice, Lokman can play instead of him.

How about his arms?

Who is winning?

Somebody give him ice for his arm to cool off.

For his right or left arm?

Give him ice cream on me!

- Are you trying to skin me off? - I apologize, Fatma.

Shut up and go on.

Get out of my sight.

Fly Ahmet, fly my son! Go, go, go!

Shit, I lost again!

What is so funny? Turn the damn TV off.

You continue...

Fatma, you are worse than your husband.

At least, Servet gambles once a week.

You do it every single day.

Oh dear, everybody is talking about your husband.

They say he can't even run because of his alcoholism.

What are you chatting about?

Is it your boyfriend?

- What is he saying? - As usual.

Listen, you should not spoil your man.

You never know, he suddenly begins to boss you around.

I have spoiled Gökhan and now he is never around.

But still you have this settled life.

Listen my words and play hard to get or else you suffer.

Look who is dancing!

Look at these hips!

Let me join you.

Don't Gökhan!

- I don't want. - It'll take just 5 minutes.

- I know all about your 5 minutes. - Don't you want me anymore?

- So you don't desire me anymore. - Let me go, you are hurting me.

Come on, move it.

My darling!

BROTHER IN LAW GÖKHAN

My brother in law has opened a bottle of wine again, greeting me

My brother in law is making a barbecue again, greeting me.

Meatballs on the barbecue.

BACK IN 5 MINUTES

My brother in law is spelling the name of the wine.

Do not drink too much, stop talking nonsense.

Give that damn meatballs, if you will.

Do not drink too much, stop talking nonsense.

Give that damn meatballs, if you will.

Let's dance for joy and celebrate our victory.

It was a good game.

Well done, my boy.

What the hell are you doing?

Here is the money.

I am donating yours.

We scored goals and got the money.

We will go to a night club and celebrate our victory.

Move your hand.

God damn you!

I dropped by to the store, you didn't show up for 5 hours.

Who knows where the hell you were.

Necla, sweetheart, I attended the retailers meeting.

Who the hell are you? A CEO of a beverage company...

...or a liquor store owner? You idiot!

- Neco! - Do not call me Neco!

Don't make me crazy, you piece of garbage!

You are still trying have upper hand shamelessly!

I will rip off your body!

Chief, I had to deal with a pick pocketing case.

Well done, take a seat.

I want you to work together on this operation.

Yücel, you are the head of this operation.

- Sinem, you'll help him. - Yes, sir.

You have the same authority.

But sir, Sinem doesn't have any operation experience.

- Therefore it will be too risky. - There won't be any risk at all.

- But she has the same authority. - That's why you'll work together.

Sir, I do not understand.

- Did you get it, Sinem? - I got it, sir. I'll explain you.

Have you ever wiretapped before?

For wiretapping, you should be fast and...

...practical and able to use your instincts.

At school, I had technical tracking course and...

...received a certificate.

But that is the theory, what matters is the practice.

Look, wiretapping is a door that opens to the world of secrets.

First, you should find the weakest link...

...then put it all together.

And then the gang is busted.

- Handsome! How is the wiretapping going? - Fine, Recai.

I was just instructing that to my new assistant.

All the procedure is set.

As soon as we are approved by the...

...prosecution office, we can start.

Are there any information about the previous...

...wiretapping operations in the file?

Previous wiretapping operations?

Anyway, let's start. Write it down.

It is your home number! Why are you writing it down?

Do it properly, stop dancing around. You fag!

If authorities show up, they would fuck us all.

Pick those cigarette butts from there.

I start with the name of God.

Salih, we are making money by making these smaller.

This is too big.

- 300 gr. - What? 300 gr?

That is too much. Take this piece off, now it is 280 gr.

We shouldn't let people eat too much...

...dough at this hot weather.

I am addicted to this, grandpa!

Just wait and see how I'll pull it off.

I would purchase a cabrio...

...and a dozen of girls around me.

I am addicted to this, grandpa!

MEATBALL NECMİ

Busters, we are going to bake the best bread ever.

Sesame bread, whole wheat bread, black bread...

Lokman, give me the music.

Fire up the oven, Salih, let us feel the heat till to our bones.

How it's going four eyed Smurf?

- Give me 2 breads. - Please, try to be a bit more polite.

- My dad wants 2 breads. - It is 2 TL.

There is no money, give me the breads.

If there is no money, there is no bread.

My dad said, "Don't pay that asshole".

What the hell are you saying?

People say you are spending all your money for women.

All neighborhood knows what you are up to.

Get the hell out of here, you bastard!

I'll rip your ass and break your skull, you fag!

- Give me my bread, jackal! - No bread for you! Get out!

- See you around, dear. - Kisses, dear.

Oh, God!

He broke the window down!

If I catch you...

He broke the window down!

- Sir? - What are you looking at?

Where the hell are you?

Don't run, bastard!

- If I catch you... - What is happening?

Tell your daddy, go fuck himself.

Inglorious!

Meatball, what happened? You seem hopping mad.

Don't ask, buddy. He pushed my button at this hour.

Let alone my head is wounded.

What about you?

All right, calm down. I am not in the mood, either.

Come on, let's have a tea.