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The guests are here, is the salad ready?
lt's all ready
lt's Chinese New Year, so a red pocket for everyone!
Thank you! Kung Hei Fat Choi !
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Mr. Lui , Kung Hei Fat Choi !
Good! Kung Hei Fat Choi !
- Wish you good health! Thank you very much! - Good, good!
Happy New Year, Mr. Lui !
Wish you all the luck!
- Stay healthy! - Thank you!
- Kung Hei Fat Choi! - Thank you!
The only time you speak Chinese is when you want money!
- These two are for your horses - Thank you!
- l'll ask them if you keep it for yourseIf - Yes
- Kung Hei Fat Choi! - Kung Hei Fat Choi!
- Wish you good health! - Thank you, Mr. Lui !
Cher, you are so kind
Shooting this charity commercial on Chinese New Year
Chinese New Year is like any other day
people still needs our help
and being a celebrity,
l should do that much more to help!
Shot 8. Take 3!
Eggstasy formula has an excess of DHA & ARA
The baby will be smarter, more hyper
becomes a stoner and a sound sleeper
And it's delicious
How is it? Baby!
He's drooling!
Cut!Good Take!
Damn!
He drooled all over me!
The baby is so cute!
Babies are opposite of cute!
Whenever l see a baby
they give me a sudden urge of anger
l would have beaten him if the director didn't cut it.
Cher. . .
Thanks so much for shooting this charity formula advert today
lt's alright
Why don't you hold the baby
and let us have a few photos together!
OK!
Baby!
Want to take a photo with your mommy?
Kung Hei Fat Choi! The Salad's here!
Dato! Dato! Village Chief's here!
OK! Enjoy!
- Dato! - Congratulations!
Hello! Hello!
Ming!
Hello!
Congratulations!
Chief, welcome!
So glad you are here!
Flown all the way from Hong Kong to lpoh
You have to let me pour you a cup of
Agarwood tea, it'll keep you young!
Take a seat!
I'm fine
Just look at you!
Out of nowhere, our tiny village
has a Dato
You should take the seat
- You are the chief, - Hello!
- You should take the seat - I'm live at the Agarwood plantation
The TV is running your interview!
It’s the owner, Lui Ming
Mr. Lui Ming . Hello!
Hello!
l know you are from Hong Kong
who have developed your business here
which has made great contribution to Malaysia
and has been given the title of Dato. Congratulations!
How do you feel?
The title of Dato is a great honour
I've been working on this Agarwood plantation for 20 years
And it is completely unique with over 200 thousands Agarwood trees
Lui Ming!
Congratulations!
How cool is it that you are a Dato!
We are from the same village
We looked the same
and almost the same height since we were young!
Yeung Wai?! (Impotence)
It’s Yeung Ah Wai !
I told you there's an "Ah" in the middle
Look!
Damn! Misprinted!
I'm the Wing Chun Grandmaster!
My schools are all over Malaysia
So l have a lot of students
and as a thank you for all the support
I'm having a discount week
If a guy signs up
We teach their girIfriend for free
If a kid signs up
We teach their mom for free
How good is that?
Hey! You call this promotion?
Stop messing around!
Messing around? Let me demonstrate for you!
I’m so proud of you
Hey, how come Wai isn't here yet?
Yeung Wai?
I didn't invite him!
Chief!
- Ah Wai! Congratulations! - Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Congratulations! l love Hong Kong!
This is Chinese New Year!
It should be all’s well, ends well
I'll leave, I understand!
Stop arguing, the both of you!
You two have been like brothers for years
Why do you keep on fighting?
There's no fight
I always win, it's more like a beating!
Yes!
You always win!
One for each of you, it's the New Year!
Thank you!
- And these are for Cher and Scallop - Thank you!
These are for Alex and San
Chief!
Yes?
You would have to give me one more next year
Why?
Alex and San is having a baby!
It's a boy!
Really?!
A boy!
Big show off! Where's the proof?
Yes, yes
I take it with me everywhere, everyone wants a look
It is such a chore
Chief, take a look, right?
The ultrasound. Take a look!
Just like me, he's great!
Such a huge one being so young!
I’m so proud!
Wow! That's really something!
Chief, then I'll need an extra one next year too
Butt muncher
Why?
Because Cher and Scallop will have a baby too!
Then they'll definitely get one!
He's talking bull! Haven't you read the tabloid magazines?
Magazines say they don't have the time to have child!
Are you sure they said baby and not Barbie?
I’m the uncle who's been providing for them
If l want them to have a child, they'll have a child!
That's crazy! I’m not having a kid!
What if the kid doesn't listen at all?
Or like that girl in "Orphan"
"I have a special surprise for you, Mommy!"
I don't know what to do!?
That would be some luck
I’m just saying, Vincent!
Do you know it's a huge responsibility to bring up a kid?
That's why l admire you so much
You are so afraid of responsibility
that you choose not to take any
You are such a responsible person!
Wardrobe malfunction!
Where?
Here!
Why are you wearing a skirt today?
It's New Year!
So l thought I'll be a "true Scotsman"
Vincent, where are you?
Hey, where the hell are the others?
My model friends are all on the yacht waiting!
We'll be here soon, very soon
They're here!
What happened?
We said a yacht party
No wives, no kids!
l didn't want this
But my wife had to work
and couldn't find a baby-sitter, so l have to do it
Oh, gosh!
Stop smoking cigar!
It's choking my baby!
This is a shame!
My model friends said they are going
Why don't you guys take care of the babies?
Scallop, sorry, l have to go!
Hey, wait for me!
I’m just around the corner,
Hey, Vincent!
How about you play with my girl instead
Come on, let uncle hold you, alright?
You guys are so gutless, all of you
We made a pact not to have kids after getting married
You don't understand!
Seeing them waving about after work is so much fun!
Hey, Scallop!
Wow! Your wife's tummy
has gotten real big
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