Sonali Cable

I can't do this, Mom.

Be brave my child.

Keep praying. "Satnaam Vahe Guru Satnaam Vaahe Guru."

"Satnaam Vahe Guru Satnaam Vaahe Guru."

Oh well...

Thank you.

Yes, I am send them.

"Satnaam Vahe Guru Satnaam Vaahe Guru."

Hey, Sonali! What the hell are you upto?

Do we ever go offline?

Sonali, are you nuts?

Don't do it... You mad.

Sonali...

Oh my God...

Thank you Lord Ganesha.

The keys are right here. Can't you wait a bit?

I can wait. The baby can't!

Thank God!

"We are crazy... ..and carefree."

"We are silly... ..we are naughty."

"We travel in style."

"We make noise."

"We fix everyone... ..broken dreams."

"We are combustible... ..and young."

"Totally stubborn... ..our dreams, our dreams."

Greetings, brother Bunty.

Just 2 minutes, please.

"We move without hesitation..."

"..even in the face of fear."

"We are mature..."

- Evening Inaamdar Sir. - How are you, Sonali?

Great!

What's up, girl?

Let's go, you glutton.

Greetings ma'am.

How is everything?

Fine.

"We are combustible... ..and young."

"Totally stubborn... ..our dreams, our dreams."

"Let it break,let it get away... ..let us loose."

"Let us fall and get up again... ..let us steady ourselves."

"Let us fall and get up again... ..let us steady ourselves."

"If someone opposes us... ..we will cross the bridge then."

"We are combustible... ..and young."

"Totally stubborn... ..our dreams, our dreams."

After dominating markets in telecom refineries, healthcare and agriculture...

...the Fortune 500-listed Shining Corp. is now dominating Broadband Internet.

We bring you an exclusive interview with Shining chairman Narayan Singh Vaghela.

Friends. If you want to be born, we have hospitals.

If you don't want to be born, we make condoms.

If you want to die, we have air-conditioned crematoriums.

We are here to meet your every need.

And if you can't afford it, we'll finance you.

If you are with us, we are with you all the way.

In life and beyond, we'll always be together, Shining!

How are you?

Eat it!

Just joking.

Thank you.

The people of India and the Shining Group are lovers.

And when a third person comes between us it's just not very enjoyable.

It is... a love story, dear.

Love story.

The internet business is all I know. At least give me a job in your company.

Madhavan.

You won't fit in here, Mr. Shetty.

So please, go home.

Please.

What?

"It is a love story, dear".

Holy shit!

More viruses?

A lot.

Oh!

So what now?

How do we get rid of the virus, Sada?

Actually, we'll have to reformat the hard dicks.

So, did you take care of Chanda madam's virus?

Still some left.

Be gentle with it.

Hurry up.

Sada.

Hey Sada. Have you seen any Shining people in our area?

They're like shadows. They don't have a face, only guile.

- Jayyu, check now. - Yeah I'm doing it.

- Who's the rookie? - Jayyu hired him.

Without asking me?

I've never seen him in our area.

Area? He's not even from our country.

Bangladesh?

Fully illegal.

Jayyu is going to get us into deep shit.

Sonali.

Ma'am is here.

Come.

Ok.

Raghu.

Sonali Dattaram Tandel?

Roll number 43!

How've you been?

Good. And you?

Fit.

Ma'am didn't tell me that you were back.

I didn't even tell her. I just showed up. Last night.

After eight years. Just like that?

- Yeah. Just like that. - Good.

I hear you've become quite famous around here.

Yeah right! But it's going good.

- Swing by the centre sometime. - Yes, I will, definitely.

So... how long are you staying?

Raghu... Sonali...

It's not our job to give speeches.

So I'll just say a couple of words.

Thank you, Sonali.

It's not our job to give speeches either.

We are a "social service".

Our friend, Sonali is an even bigger "social service".

Didn't Bunty Pandey run a gang?

Social club.

And his brother, Sada. He works with you?

He's like my son.

Sonali is the reason, the guys from our neighbourhood...

They do good work.

That's all. Long live India.

And my job is to only give speeches...

Which is why I told Sonali...

That I would invest in her centre on one condition.

It should help the community.

I educated my son, Raghu, in America.

I told him too, we need to make Maharashtra reach the heights of America.

I called him back home. And here he is.

It's great time for Mumbai.

Long live India and Maharashtra.

Have it sir.

Have it.

Kiddo. Come visit sometime.

Anytime.

Why? Are you itching to hit me again?

Transfer is not that easy.

Let's go.

Ma'am. Can I come by this evening?

- Why? - I wanted to talk to you about Shining.

Now Raghu's back. He will handle it.

Raghu's back for good?

Yes. Raghu will handle the business from now.

Understood?

Thanks.

- Can I get a ride? - Sure.

Raghu! Careful!

Relax. He'll handle it. He's your son after all.

Have you forgotten whose daughter she is?

Vada Pav.

What the hell is this?

Stop ripping me off. Give me a bigger bunch.

Keep all of it.

I'm going back to my village.

All these years we kept driving you Northerners out, you wouldn't leave.

Doing Mumbai a favour, are you?

How do I compete with these big companies and their supermarkets?

I can't afford to sell any cheaper.

Drive them out first!

- Long live Maharashtra. - Long live Maharashtra.

Hey, Mr. America, you're back!

- How are you? - Dad, we're going to the office.

First, you'll have to step into my office.

What's all this?

That's my portfolio.

Portfolio!

Check it out. The deadly riots of Bhiwandi.

That's me driving out the Southies.

Oh, this here is from the Hindu-Muslim riots.

I'm in every picture. Throwing stones with a towel around my face.

Riot specialist, Datta Tandel.

The amount of stones I threw, you could build a bridge.

Drink?

No. Thanks.

Hello Sonali cable.

Wrong number. Chingam, get some tea. Raghu's here.

Yeah I know, the spelling is wrong.

It's fine.

- We were busy so we just... - Relax.

- Come in. - Sure.

None of these guys finished college. Just like us.

Thank you.

Chingam.

Thank you.

Have a seat. Give him a chair.

Hello Sonali cable centre.

Yes, Sir. How are you?

You shouldn't get an error. I'll look into it.

Hey nutjob! They're still getting connection errors in Aquarius.

Jayyu was looking into it.

Jayyu.

Jayyu.

- What happened? - Did you go to Aquarius?

- I'm going. - Why are you still here?

I told you, I'm going!

What's keeping you? A date with your mom?

Keep my mother out of it.

You fool..