Mr Inbetween

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Good work, bro.-Cool, man.

Good sesh, man.-All right.

I'll catch youat your next fight.-Yeah.

Hey, Ray.

Yeah, man?

Hey, um, you want tohelp me out with the kids?

Yeah. All right. Yeah.-Appreciate it, man.

Yeah. Which ones?-Just take that group.

I've got these guys.Let's do it.-Yeah. All right.

All right, so what we'll do is,

we're just gonna dosome light sparring, uh...

Don't try to knockeach other over, right?

So, you guys go together.

Yeah.-All right? And just keep itnice and friendly,

and we'll do a bit of this,do a bit of that. All right.

Let's see what you got.

Okay. Okay.

All right. All right,I'm gonna throw a few.

You ready?-Yeah.

Ooh, okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. There you go.

Pretty good, pretty good. Yeah.-Thanks.

So, how longyou been doing this for?

About a month.-Is that all?

I used to do jiujitsufor a couple of years

before this, though.-Oh, okay.

Well, do you want to seeif you can get a takedown?

Sure.-Cool. Well...

Huh?

You okay, old man?

Yep.

Should've tapped.

No shit.

All right, let's go.Back to work, guys.

Back to the gym,back to the ring. Let's do it.

-

Feel my leg.

Why?-Just feel it.

Hmm?-They feel fat.

Do you think they feel fat?-Not really.

Not really?-Mm.

Why didn't you say "no"?

'Cause when you say"not really,"

it kind of soundslike they are fat.

Three million dollars! Do I hear...

Don't get shitty.

Do I hear 125?

126?-Don't get shitty.

I'm not shitty.

Are you all right?

Yep.

Do you mind not fartingin my face?

I didn't fart in your face.

Yeah, come on, don't.It's disgusting.

You should be happyI fart in front of you.

Why should I be happy?

Well, I only fart in frontof people I'm comfortable with.

Just 'cause you feel comfortabledoing something

doesn't meanthat you should do it.

So, if I...if I felt comfortable

taking a shit on your chest,does it mean I should do it?

: Oh! Ah, sold...

Do you want to take a shiton my chest?

Maybe.-Eh?

Well?

Go for it.

Don't tempt me, pal.

I'm daring you.

All right.

Huh?

: I'll do it.-Do it. Yeah, really?

But you got to takeyour pants off first,

'cause you're just gonna end upshitting in your pants.

-Huh?

You're an idiot.

Where are you going?-I got to have a wee.

You wee'd half an hour ago.

Thanks for keeping score.

So, what's your name, sir? -CONTESTANT: Kevin.

I haven't peed for hours.

Yeah, it is.

All right. Give us a kiss.

I don't want to goto school today.

Why not?

What's going on?-Nothing.

If there's somethinggoing wrong, you can tell me.

Come on. What's wrong?

There's a girl at school, andshe's mean to me all the time.

What's she doing?

She calls me names and stuff.

Have you told your teacherabout it?

No.

Do you want me to talk to herabout it?

No, I'll tell her.

Okay.

Well, yeah, if you haveany problems, darling,

you just talk to your teacher,

'cause that's whatshe's there for, okay?

Okay.-Uh-huh.

Mwah. Love you.

Bye. Love you.

Have a good day.

Mm.

So, my girlfriend wanted

to go out with her friends,like, have a girls' night out,

go clubbing, and, um...

Well, I don't really like hergoing out without me.

So, yeah, we just startedfighting about it.

And why don't you like hergoing out without you?

Oh, well...

I just don't.

Do you not trust her?

I mean, has she ever...has she ever cheated on you?

No.

I mean, not that I know of.

I guess the thing is, like...

Well, yeah.

Yeah, actually,I guess I don't trust her.

And why do you think that is?

Well, she's, like,

like, really fucking sexy,you know. Like...

when she goes out,she wears these tiny little

fucking outfits,and, you know, they don't leave

a whole lotto the imagination, so...

Here, look.

I'll show you.

Here's, uh...-Oh, Jesus Christ.

She's a fucking stunner, man.-Yeah.

Let's have a look.

Oh, holy shit, mate.

If my missus looked like that,

I'd never let herleave the house.

-Okay. Thank-thank you, Carlo.

So, like, when me and hergo out together,

guys will just come upand start hitting on her

while I'm standing there.

You know, like, that's, like...the last guy

I bashed was because of that.

Uh, this fucking blokejust comes up

and starts hitting on herright in front of me, you know?

And she loves the attention,so...

Right, so...-RAY: Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

How many blokeshas she slept with?

Ray...-VINCE: It's all right.

Like, 30, 40.

No wonder you don'ttrust her, man.

I mean, shit, if she's sleptwith that many blokes,

what's to stop herfrom sleeping with a few more?

You know what I mean?-Exactly.

Ray, that's enough.-RAY: I mean, you know,

she goes there, she gets drunk.Before you know it,

she's fucking somebody else.-PETER: Ray.

How about you keep your misogynyto yourself?

My what?-Your misogyny.

What's that?-Um...

A-According to the dictionary,

a misogynist is a personwho despises women.

I don't despise women.

Well, from whatI'm hearing here,

it sounds like you don't thinkvery highly of them.

I got a girlfriend.I got a daughter.

Hey, what are you saying?

Like, I hate 'emor something, or...?

Plenty of history'sgreat misogynists

have had daughtersand girlfriends, Ray.

Like who?

Like... plenty.

Name one.

I think we should, um, move on.

Uh...

Hugo.

I managed to drive to work todaywithout incident.

That's terrific.

Britt?

What are you doing? You gonnacome have some tea or what?

What you doing?

What's the matter?

Who put that up there?

Who did that?-BRITTANY: Taylor.

Dad, why does she hate meso much?

Look, not everybodyis gonna like you, darling.

Okay?-Okay.

And you can't make peoplelike you, okay?

But you can make them fear you.

I don't want peopleto be scared of me.

Well, I'm not saying that,you know,

you should make everybodyscared of you.

But, um, if peopledon't respect you,

that's when you make 'emfear you.