Nurse Jackie

Previously on "Nurse Jackie"...

Someone forgot to schedule any nurses for the day shift tomorrow

or the late shift tomorrow night.

I am this close to reporting

her absentminded ass to the board.

This is where I grow some sack

and tell you I cancelled our reservation.

Actually, this is where I get bored and walk away.

See you on the outside?

Charlie?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I just need to get something.

Real quick.

Take it in.

I'm sorry, are you flirting with me?

Well, that just killed it.

So do you want to do this again?

Because I do.

I am a recovering drug addict.

So it's a date.

What are you doing coming out of the subway?

- She has a boyfriend. - A boyfriend?

You're 17, she is 14.

This is not happening.

Good morning.

So, me, Taylor, and Crosby are doing

"Hunger Games" tonight at Madison's.

- Those are all girls, right? - Yes, all girls.

And Madison's mom will be there?

- Of course. - Okay, because you know I will call her.

Are you going to the gym?

Yes. It's very hard to be a role model.

- What's in the bag? - Oh, my God. Zoey!

- Jesus! Don't scare me! - I didn't sc...

So what's in the gym bag?

Uh, that would be none of your business.

I know you are not going to the gym.

- Money? - No.

- Heroin? - Heroin. Yes, it's heroin.

- Oh... - No, it's not heroin. It's a dress.

It's a couple of dresses, okay?

You either have a job interview

or you're going on a date.

A date.

I knew it. With the cop.

Did I call it?

Yes, I called it.

You wore me down. You just dragged it out of me.

Can we be at work now, please?

They're gonna wrinkle in there.

I'll hang them up.

Okay, fine. Hang them up.

What the hell? Go hang them up.

I can be your bridesmaid today, if you want.

You don't want.

I just stepped off a curb and... bam... twisted my knee.

- I feel like an idiot. - Yep.

- It says here you're a dancer. - Alvin Ailey.

First show opens in two weeks.

- Now this. - Yeah, that's great. Bend.

Bet you didn't know that Dr. Prentiss here

is a huge fan of modern dance.

Yeah, I like modern okay, but actually I'm more of an ABT man.

Seen "Don Quixote"? Killed.

What?

Get him up to X-ray in a-five, six, seven, eight.

We are running low on suture kits.

How can an ER run low on suture kits?

Um... Gloria, you said

you were going to order the suture kits.

Oh.

Pardon the interruptio

Feel free to use my office to change for your date.

Can you get this filled for his pain, please?

You don't have to be nervous.

Who's nervous? Why would I be nervous?

About your date... with that cop.

He seems all right.

Can anybody have any privacy around this place?

Privacy in a hospital? Please.

There's a reason the gowns don't close in the back.

That's hilarious.

First date since you split up with Kev.

It's gotta be weird.

I'd kill for weird.

I've never been sober in a dress.

Oh.

Don't freak out. It's just a date.

Get dressed, show up, you'll be fine.

Believe me... you do that,

there's not a man in the world that won't be happy.

Thanks, Eddie.

- Feel better? - Nope.

Christ.

Stressing?

The world of dating is not for the faint of heart, Jackie.

I bet you look at me and think,

"There's a man with confidence.

There's a man whose romantic life rolls easy."

I do everything but throw up before a date.

I won't tell a soul.

Let me show you a little something that works for me.

Quiet room, flat on the floor.

Deep breathing.

Zen magic.

- Oh, hey, Carrie. - Hey, Coop.

It's magic.

- Jackie. - Yeah.

I know it's like a foreign object to you.

It's lipstick for tonight.

Okay. No secrets here.

Do you like it?

- Yeah, it's very nice. - It's all yours.

Really? Thank you.

Any chance I could get you to steer

that head lice guy to some other doc?

No.

Oh, just keep it.

I have hundreds.

Help me! Please!

I got shot.

Give me some help here.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Jesus. A pumper.

Prentiss is coming and a gurney.

Get them out, please. Get them out.

It's a walk-in GSW.

Keep that pressure on. That's perfect.

- Stay with us, honey. - Let's get her in there.

Holy shiznit. Baby's coming.

- We can't move her now. - Yeah, she's crowning.

Okay, I'm gonna need you to swap with Jackie.

Thor, get me some warm blankets,

an OB kit, and an infant warmer now.

Zoey's got it.

Okay, hon, start pushing.

My baby!

Her name's Michelle.

Hi, Michelle. Your baby's coming.

Don't worry. I'm right here.

Okay, stop pushing now

and blow like this...

She's stable, but we gotta get her upstairs.

- How close? - Michelle, you're doing a great job.

A nice big push, okay?

Getting there. Breathe.

Give me a push.

Good. Keep breathing.

Give me another push.

One more.

It's a girl.

- Okay, there. - You've got it.

Let's cut the cord.

All right.

Okay, on my count.

One, two, three. Easy.

Let's go.

Favorite trauma ever.

I feel so alive,

like I just ate a bunch of fresh fish.

I am this close to Tebowing.

Off to Radiology.

Excuse me, who's helping you

get dressed for your date tonight?

Uh, nobody. I'm a grown-up.

Hey.

You did all right today.

Aw, are you kidding me?

No one saw that?

I am on fire here, people.

All right, what are you doing?

Does this thing get Skype?

- What? - Skype.

You know, you-look-at-people-while- you-talk- to-them Skype... Skype?

I don't know. Who you calling?

English doctor friend.

She's a girl and she's fancy, no offense.

None taken.

Isn't it, like, midnight in London?

She's got a baby. There's no sleeping.

Oh.

Okay. It's downloading.

- What the fuck? - It's not them, all right?

It's the computer. It's a relic.

Not so hard on the keys, please.

- It's one date. - Yeah, easy for you to say.

One date.

Yeah, I don't know what can happen watching "The Hunger Games."