Gone Doggy Gone

Hi. Did you miss me?

No. Not at all.

I'll take that as a compliment.

It's okay. You won't lose any data.

It's on somebody's cloud.

Oh my god.

Ah, control click the package.

The collections were tragic.

We can only hope our customers

are as color-blind as our designers.

It's hidden in the installer.

Hold on. That's my sitter, Jill.

Ya.

Hi Jill! How's Laila?

She didn't bite anyone did she?

Uh-uh-hold on, this is my-my-assistant.

Oh my God yeah.

The models were fat.

They said they were healthy, but they were fat.

Uh...you control click it.

It's the key that says CTRL. It's on the-

Oh my God! That is disgusting!

A package is actually a folder.

Yeah, they do that to make it simple...

but it's always hard to explain it.

Oh my God. That is so cute. I can't stand it.

- Wait a minute. Oh no. - Are you brushing your teeth!?

Do not say that again!

Hold on Luis, that's my sitter again. Hey, Jill what's up?

Well, the installer image is inside.

About 8 giga-

- Okay. I can hear you. - Sorry.

Hi.

Wait, wait, wait. It's not on the cloud?

Oh boy. Okay, you need to back it up first. You know I told you-

and I don't really want to talk about it...again. Probably take three or four hours...

you know...and...yeah, uh, do that--

I know she does. I know...

but I'm a mom and moms worry...

...ugh, nothing. I'll see you in a bit.

How was fashion week?

Good.

Good.

- Hiiii! Hi, Laila! Ohhhhhh. - You're so excited to see Mommy!

Oh, ho, ho! You missed Mommy, huh?

Oh, Caramel kisses, gimme caramel kisses!

Oh, poor girl. I missed you too.

Ah. We went to the park and the post office, the movies--

The movies?

It's freezing in there. Did you put her sweater on?

Yes, but she didn't like it so I--

Jill. She needs her sweater.

Isn't that what her fur is for?

Uhhh, Here ya go.

You know, it feels weird taking money for...

hanging out with my BFF, maybe...

I could just stay for dinner... or?

Uh...

Uh, Abby has a client dinner.

Oh. 'Kay.

I will see you tomorrow night. Bye Littles.

Her name is Laila.

She looks more like a Littles.

How long you been driving on that spare?

About a month. Bye!

House number two is a fixer upper just outside the city.

Oh, that place is disgusting.

Is that mold?

It's gotta be.

They're never gonna pick house two.

Mmm.

Terrible location.

Hey, Kat. What's up?

You guys want to grab a bite at Julio's?

Two for one margaritas!

They don't allow dogs.

Okay. How about Chutney Palace?

Laila doesn't like Indian.

I think we're just gonna stay in.

Bye, bitch!

Bye, bitch!

Oh, I want that house.

You're squishing Laila.

Sorry.

Don't! She's tired.

Sorry.

Make some noise for fuck's sake!

Kent.

I love you so much.

So you're cool with being friends?

Wh--?

Wait. You're still breaking up with me?

Whoa. Whoa, whoa. We were never officially together, so.

And I mean if you think about it..

It's a good thing we didn't get too involved you know?

Woulda been much harder.

But, you're on the lease.

I got a new lease.

Give mama your face and wipe your mouffy. Good girl.

What are my girls up to today?

We're hittin' the doggy park.

We're gonna see Bernie the pug, and Oliver the Westie,

and Sage the Beagle, and their mommies.

You two. Need to make a baby.

We're not ready for that.

Bye.

Bob wants to see you in his office.

Mhmm

Mhmm.

I uh--

I got you something.

It's a USB coffee mug warmer.

You plug it into your USB port and it--

keeps it warm

Oh.

Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

Listen, Jill. Ahhh, it's been great...

having you with us for the last few months.

Thank you so much,

I-I really enjoy working here everyone's just so,

so nice.

We're cutting back on our temps.

D-down-sizing, economy and all, uh...

we're gonna have to let you go. I'm sor-I'm so-I'm sorry.

But, this is where I work.

Well, not anymore.

They really love their dog.

- They love that dog too much. - Jesus Christ.

Is that thing wearing a tutu?

Cute Christmas Card.

Kaaaaaat!!! What's up bitch! What's up bitch!

I'm so glad you're here it's a snooze fest in there.

Good thing you didn't come to Julio's.

I'm still shit faced.

Do you have any coconut water?

Who-ooo. love the dress!

Thank you. I made it out of a pair of Eliott's pants.

What?! If you don't create your own clothing line...

you should be convicted of crimes against humanity.

You guys can put your shoes in the basket.

I know the rule, Eliott.

Wow. Rambo! What have you been doin'?

A little yoga.

Devon, this is Abby and her husband Eliott.

Hi. How ya doin'?

How's it goin' uh...? Where's the bar?

Uhhhhh, yeah it's over, yeah it's, follow me.

Oh my god, bitch.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Wh -what happened to what's his name?

He found my driver's licence.

I got this for you at Julio's.

Ew! I hate Sangria.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry I'm late.

They had this worker appreciation thing for me.

You know, they gave me a plaque with my name on it!

Of course Kent wanted to take me out to celebrate...

so I had to go. He loves me.

Laila's in the office and she almost got stepped on.

Oh, my God. Laila. Laila!

1993's calling.

It wants it's pink dress back!

Do you wanna hold her?

No.

I-I mean, I better not.

Do you have to say no babies?

What was that?!

Oh, God. Hurry!

This is so great. You guys gotta watch this.

- Get in the basket. - Daddy, help.

Go on Laila get in your basket.

Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

Everyone.

We have an announcement to make.

Some of you know already, but we were waiting until it was

confirmed to share the news with the rest of you.

You're pregnant!

Congrats!, That's so exciting!

Noooo.

Eliott has been promoted to Vice-President...

of Nerd-dom at Marina Tech in-

We're moving to San Francisco.

San Franciso!!! WhooHoooo!

Get the fuck out of here that's great! Congratulations!

San Franciso!!! WhooHoooo!

I got fired today.

I got fired today. I can't believe I got fired.

They kept Ephraim and he misfiles everything.

He filed Watermaker before Wasserstein.

He's always late to work and he takes two hour lunch breaks and

the only reason he works so quickly

is because he's hopped up on meth.

They fired the girl who never forgets a birthday.

Who works overtime for free! Who hand painted one hundred

"I heart my co-worker" coffee mugs for Valentines day.

And now my BFF is moving away!

It's not fair. It's not faaaaair!

Bye, bitch.

Bye, bitch. I'm drunk.

Bye, Eliott.