Hara Hara Mahadevaki (ஹர ஹர மஹாதேவகி)

I've decided to give you all purest of Nirvana,

It's Hero's 16th wedding, Bachelors Party!

Inter-cut: It's Heroine's 22nd wedding, Bachelorette Party!

Swami, that's a whimsical sense of humor,

What does "Kooniyum" mean, Swami?

Do you expect me state that it's available on the 60th page of Oxford Dictionary,

Wife came to me and just said "A Saree",,,

,,,since then the lifeline on my palm has been washed out,

I thought she's good at it,,,

,,,and quite an expert in it, so I had sent her to it,

I wouldn't say it was a tough one,

'cause it's so disgusting to hear,

It's easy to get in,,,

,,,but it's very hard to,,,

,,,PULL OUT!

We're well aware of the notorious ones,

they will do exactly the opposite,

I was shaken after hearing the lyrics of the song,

By right,you should have ran away,

But you're shaken instead,

Already he has decided to go to the other side and is changing the story,

I got really worried,,,

I said Sorry and asked him to continue the Story,

I paid up and gave up my happiness with no option left,

In Kodambakkam,,,

One of my devotee, who's been working as a Co-Director for years,,,

said that he needs a good operator, and asked if I'm interested,

There's a been a major change in Dad's diagram,

Every time when he does overtime at work,

Asks for once more,,,

,,,plays pipes until 4 in the morning,

And goes in to deep sleep,

He asked to call him, If I need anything at all,

"Hara Hara Mahadevaki"

Right at the beginning of the film,,,

,,,you must be wondering, why am I showing a 10*10 room,

The things inside this room,,,

,,,are given to the public,in order to fool them during Election,

That's nothing new to us,

If you ask, what's new in this,,,

,,,earlier it was given after they win the Elections,

But these days, in order to win, The ruling party is giving them to the public,

Just for the women,

Free beauty and cosmetic products,

How does this bag, relate to our story?

Of course there's a relation, son,

Someone have placed a BOMB in this bag,

Who's that Swami?

That's no one but,,,

,,,it's the leader of "SA MU KA" political party,

The future Chief-Minister has arrived,

Greetings, my Leader,

Greetings!

Greetings, my Leader!

Greetings, my Leader!

What's up, Idi?

Youngest Moon,

Breeze of the future,

My dearest Prince,

Voice of the Future,

Youngest River,

Identity of the Youth,

The fate, who have come down to defeat the conspiring enemies,

You first sit down,

Hey, stop praising with old rhyming methods,

Days are gone of rhyming praises to hold the rule,

We're past the phase of Dhoni and are now in the phase of Kohli,

Not just in Cricket,

But too in Politics, aggressive methods work,

Understood?

You're the future of Aggressive Politics,

You're going to be the next Chief Minister,

For your wish to come true,,,

,,,and for me to become the next Chief Minister,,,

Then it should be heard loud and clear, during the Campaign meeting today,

If that's the case, I'll ask for 8 more speakers,

Eight isn't enough, ask for sixteen speakers,

That's great, my Leader,

Damn you, sound freak,

I intended on another sound,

BAAAM!!!

The sound of a BOMB,

Bomb?

Yes!

The sound of Bomb, should shake everyone up,

At least, a thousand should die in that,

Due to which, the Election will be postponed for two months,

During those two months, the entire media will be campaigning for us,

With sympathy at the Voting machine, on the day of Election,,,

,,,we should be showered with votes,

If at all that happens,

My dear Idi, I will be the next Chief Minister,

Should this happen, before we arrive or when we leave?

It should happen, while we're there,

Then we won't survive to rule,

It should happen, when we're there, But we'll be unharmed,

Eh?!

-You don't get it right? -Not at all,

If you didn't get it, then I can concur our plan will succeed,

What do you expect me to do, my Leader?

You have to find someone for the job,

Hmmm,

The person you choose should be new,

Should be a genius,

Most importantly, no one else should know about this except us,

Then how will our Bomb Boy know?

At times, his brain works,

Ok, keep that as between three of us,

Do we have the bomb?,,,

Or should I make arrangements for that too,

What's this, my Leader?

This is the Sound, you we're asking for,

And our scheme to capture the rule this time,

What's with you my Leader, Bomb is ours,,,

,,,meeting is ours too;

but you're using the ruling party's bag,

Get lost you fool!

What?!

Only if we use their bag, it will be taken as they did this,

Why don't get someone from their party then?

Bloody mother bugger!

That's already hurt and lying at the hospital,

Hey,,,Hey, are you being smart with me,

Look here,

It shouldn't be from our party,,,

,,,neither should it be from another party,

Get a new one to do this job,

New One!

Give me an hour,

I'll get a apt guy for this job,

You'll be blown away,

First get me the guy, then you can give yourself credit,

Listen,

Where's Spike?

Oh, it's 9 AM,

It's his time to Splash,

Hi!!!

Thank you Kamatchi,

Bye!!!

Enough of drooling, now get to work,

How many buckets?

It's three,

-Give me 3 rupees, -What?!

You took Rs,2,50/- , drooling at her,

But you're charging me 3 rupees, it's not fair,

I don't give discounts for old hags,

So, your discounts limits to the ones smile at you,

You're crossing your limits,

Spike, take care of this,

Oh, what is he going to do about it?

Just watch, what he can do,

Take this candy and suck as much as you want,

Bloody Spike,

Are you seriously trying to seduce me with a 50 cent candy?

Really?! Seduce you?

What? Do you take me for a fool?

Hey!

You should just pump the water, when you're here,

Why do you flirt with women?

I thought you'll convince her, but you're getting thrashed by her,

Have you seen the movie, Dangal?

Just like that, will you ever again drool looking at women?

Bloody you're charging based on looks,

I'll break your bones,

Move aside, start pumping,

-Hey, Spike, -Hi brother,

I seeked you for a genius and came to offer a job,

But here you're pumping water for women,,,

,,,and have been fighting for mere 50 cents,

That was just for fun,

At least, we would need some cash for cigarettes,

That's why have been pumping water,

Oh God, he's embarrassing us,

Fine, let that be,

I have a job for you,

Make sure you do that right,

Dress smart and get to my place,

-I'll wait for you there, -Ok, brother,

Ok, Ok,

Keep this for now,

I'll settle the rest later,

We'll be well dressed, and get there promptly,

Bloody, come and pump the water,

Get there quickly,

Get done with pumping soon,

Nuisance,

Are you wondering, why the Teddy Bear is on screen now?

Director mentioned that it's the Heroine's introduction,

I suggested to use the Teddy Bear,

He didn't hesitate at all and fixed the shot,

This is Ramya,

She's as joyous as her name states,

She seems really happy, did she fall in love?

Nothing of that sort, son,

Women at present aren't happy about falling in love,

They'll be happy, only if they break up,

Why isn't he picking up the call,

Is he trying to irritate me?

-Hello, -Damn Kathir,

-Damn? -Yes damn it,