Nagesh Thiraiyarangam (நாகேஷ் திரையரங்கம்)

'1 Year Earlier'

'Chithamur'

'Nagesh Theater'

'Today'

Are all girls like this?

Will you eat breakfast without brushing your teeth?

'He is our film's hero'

'His name is Naga'

'His job is what a jobless chap with great difficulty gets his hands into'

'I mean, broker'

'His friends ridicule him to such an extent for not clinching a single deal'

'...because integrity is his motto'

You owe me 500 bucks

- So far you've lost 10 times - Why did she lose to you?

She said I would take a commission some day

As usual she lost the bet

Hey! Lakshmi Finish your breakfast

I am totally broke

Will you give your bro 500 bucks?

What an easy way out!

Bless you, bro

Has he taken a vow not to earn at all?

Ma, jobless officer is here

'I will keep in mind your mind voice'

Drink your coffee

One who lacks intelligence is a fool

You know how intelligent you are

But though he is intelligent he doesn't know to earn

He is a real foolish fool!

Why are you raising your voice now?

Your younger brother owns a car You ride a bike

That too, the bike he bought for you

He paid only the initial payment

I'm paying the EMIs

Those who dotted the i's never prospered!

The silent ones achieved their goals

I'll give you an idea to come up in life

Will you listen to me?

Ma, is this your brilliant idea?

You'll know tomorrow

Ma, many didn't progress in life because they got married

Only if you get a wife you'll lead a good life

- Whose pearl of wisdom is this? - Astrologer!

I'll get married only after I find a groom for my younger sister

If she pins her hopes on you

...she will end up only as 'Avvaiyar'!

I know how to find a suitable boy for Lakshmi

Zip your lips!

I won't look at any girl

I'll just say I don't like her and leave

- You'll be dead meat then - What is our groom saying?

You're busy with your 'mixture'

If you call the bride we can meet her

I get this rare chance to eat only on such occasions

Let me call her

Aramana Gayathri Suba Sree Himaja

She has a long name You can shorten it

'This is our heroine'

'Not just her name Her wish list also rolls to a mile!'

'Recently a few girls insisted on the groom landing in a helicopter'

'And give the bride 500 sovereigns as dowry!'

'She belongs to that list'

'She wants to marry a software engineer'

'And not just USA, she wants to settle down in Jupiter!'

Take a look

Hey! Look at her

'Another slave for life bites the dust'

'My daughter seems to sail in the same slave boat!'

'He refused to look and now he's all eyes!'

'Don't embarrass me, sit down'

Do you work in Infosys or TCS?

I'm Nagesh

My friends call me Naga

Aren't you a software engineer?

Sir, is it 2 BHK or 3 BHK?

I have a soooper party, sir

We can close the deal tomorrow

Please remove the 'To Let' board, sir

'What 'To Let' board'?

My mother said my life will change if you're my wife

She was 100% right

The moment I saw you I concluded a deal

Where do you work?

Where is 8th street in Lakshmi nagar?

Give him directions to Lakshmi nagar

I don't know

She doesn't know it seems

You're this area's broker's daughter? And you don't know?

Give him directions Broker's daughter!

How long? I'm starving

Just 5 more minutes and I'll be done

Why did you marry him knowing he's a real estate agent?

His parents lied to me saying he is a bank employee

'As if she is a collector!'

My blessed fate I'm living with him

You put up with him

If I had been in your shoes I would have strangled him

I'm being teased wherever I go as 'broker's daughter'

I feel so humiliated

Let this torture end with me

I've found the perfect boy for you

He is too good to be true

I was told you are a software engineer

That's why I agreed to meet you

You don't like me or my job now?

I don't like your job

So I don't like you either

Then girls prefer the profession to the actual person!

Not knowing whether it is day or night...

...working like a madcap in cool comfort and ruining their health

To set that right they will spend beyond their means, borrowing money

- You want only them? - Yes

Earning 50,000 per month and paying EMI to the tune of 55000

...is a software engineer's job

A broker lies through his teeth and exaggerates to the core

Sells his soul for a commission Isn't that your job?

Hey! Even if God orders me...

...this gentleman broker Nagesh won't sell his integrity

Then you wouldn't have clinched even 1 deal?

'Even she knows, huh?'

Not just a house broker

You aren't fit to be even a hustler!

I don't like you

Good bye, miss Aruvamanai Gayathri Suba Sree Himaja

Aruvamanai means 'chopper'

They grabbed the fritter from your hands, huh?

Listen to me, all ears

Nowadays girls are very shrewd

They show their smart-ass side even to the smartest groom ever

Sir being jobless-

Ouch! It hurts Wait, dear

If I take a dig at him...

...don't know from where your anger erupts, clear off now

You can have your 'anna' all to yourself, see you

Will I get the perfect match?

In your dreams!

They hang up on me as soon as I mention your job

Don't know where I'll find the perfect match for him!

Only if the eldest son is settled well in life...

...the whole family will prosper

Please listen to me

Take up some other job

Okay, right?

In my times though you won't find too many literates around...

...they were all intelligent

Now the literate and the illiterate are a bunch of nincompoops!

If you must work here...

...you need an intellect beyond normal intelligence

A grandma in Coimbatore and one in Ooty steam 'idli'

...in the same vessel at the same time

Which 'idli' will first get cooked?

I've asked this to 2883 people

Not one answered it right

- Ooty, sir - How?

More than Coimbatore Ooty is 7300ft above sea level

Atmospheric pressure there is low

Moisture in the air evaporates faster

Then won't the 'idli' in Ooty cook earlier?

This was a question in the 1979 IAS exam

The way you answered the most complicated question

...I know what a genius you must be and how much you would've studied

If I scrutinize your certificates even after this

Tell me, dear

I got a super job just as you wished

I am so happy for you

- Tell me - I studied MBA, correspondence

You can ask me any question you like, sir

Why waste time asking questions?

Being a girl is your most favourable qualification!

But you're so unlucky

I selected a boy for this post just now

Sir, did you select him of all people?

Indeed

Can I meet this genius just once?

This is very important

You'll find me a bride fairer and taller than her

I'll marry her

If the groom has a cushy job sky is the limit to find the right bride

I'll call you later, ma

Okay

Just like He heaped beauty on girls...

...God must have blessed men with intelligence

Didn't I mention the genius I appointed? That's him

Hello, Mr Broker Nagesh How are you?

- 'Broker?' - How could you appoint him?

Did you read his résumé thoroughly?

- No, I didn't - 5 attempts to pass his 10th grade

Passed his 12th grade after failing thrice

He took twice the normal time to secure a degree, that too scored around 40%

'She blew the whistle on me!'

He passed every time we held an election

So you want him? Or a gold medallist like me?

I am Aramana Gayathri Suba Sree Himaja

Good lord! You aced it

God seems to have blessed you with both beauty and brains

You'll be a real asset to this company, my dear

'You are the right choice'

You can keep this, my dear lad

If you don't get me wron-

Sir, the lamb always trusts the one who slaughters him