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Oh, um, let's... (TYPING)

Oh! Oh, hey, Chief. Uh, I can't really talk now.

I know, Scooter, you're probably very busy,

but I'm just letting you know that I looked at the title card

-and I have a few notes, so, um... -Great.

-Where'd I put the notes? -Here's the thing, boss.

We need to upload Muppets Now now.

-Now? Wow. -Now.

I know we wanna keep making it better, but our due date is today,

-so I'm gonna drag everything over... -While you're doing that,

I'm gonna send a message to the gang that you are uploading.

Wait! No. Please don't do that!

Oh, just a couple of well wishes.

For a second there,

I thought there was gonna be tons of notes.

No, don't worry about it.

I'm sure the gang is all happy with what we've done,

so I'm gonna leave you to it then, Scooter, okay?

Wait, wait. No. No, no. No. Wait. No!

Hey, guys! I started this little vlog

as a way to give back to the people who love me the most.

Everyone! And it all starts now!

Are you kidding me with this title? This is not what we talked about!

-(UNCLE DEADLY SIGHS) -"Life style!" "Style!"

Texting the graphics team in Lithuania.

Today's topic is personal style.

Ooh, in that case, shall I pick a different outfit for you?

Pick clothes that complement you.

Or at least a wardrobe person who does.

Ooh, Piggy, you are working this top.

-(MISS PIGGY CHUCKLES) -To death.

-What was that? -Nothing.

Accentuate your favorite features.

What's your favorite feature, Deadly?

Well, um, I'd have to say that I've always been partial to my beard.

I mean favorite feature of mine!

Of course. It would be your...

Careful.

Everything?

Correct! Thank you!

Own your flaws.

They're what make you one of a kind.

Deadly, what's my biggest flaw?

-I don't want to play this game. -Oh, come on. It'll be fun!

No, I shan't!

Come on! I'm gonna own it! What's my biggest flaw?

All right. Well, are we talking external flaw or internal flaw?

-Get outta my sight. -There it is.

I am so excited to try something new with you.

I know. Me too. It's very exciting.

-Today... -Yeah. Ooh!

A face slapping massage.

A what?

This is a very real treatment, Miss Piggy, purported to plump skin,

reduce wrinkles, diminish pores and increase blood circulation.

-Ready? Wait.

I'm in. All my friends are doing it. We're cool.

Not that you need it.

All right, let's try it!

Our beautician Margaret will begin.

All righty then. It's so wonderful to meet you, Mr. Diggs.

Good to meet you. I'm excited.

-Are you ready? -I'm so ready. Go on.

-All right, here we go. Slap, slap. -Oh!

-Ah, that wasn't so bad. -Mmm-hmm.

Slap, slap.

Oh, that looks okay.

Yes. I can feel it working.

It's like a wave of energy.

Oh, oh, oh! I want that! My turn! My turn!

All right, I go to the pig. You just relax, Mr. Diggs.

-Gimme some of that. -Be right back.

-My skin is already quite supple-- Ow! -(GRUNTS)

-Slap. And, um... -Whoa!

-(GRUNTS) -(EXCLAIMS) What the what...

Yeah. You feeling your skin tingle?

Whoa! What was...

Like champagne for your cheeks, right?

-Hey! -(MISS PIGGY GRUNTING)

Just release it, Piggy.

-Ooh, Piggy. -Yeah?

You look good.

-Oh, thank you. Yeah.

Where's Margaret?

Hmm. I don't know.

Welcome to the world's most fabulous panel discussion.

To discuss today's topic... (READING)

-We have, Janice... -Ooh, wow!

-...Rosie... -(BLEATS)

...and as always, my good friend, Linda Cardellini! Welcome!

-Hi! Hi, Piggy. -Hello!

Linda, how would you describe your style?

-If that's what you call it. -(UNCLE DEADLY GRUNTS)

-Well, I like to be comfortable. -Oh, for sure.

-But when I'm going out to some... -I can tell.

You have something else you can change into?

Janice and I were told business casual,

but it looks like you have a really fancy dress on.

And, like, clothes are just, like, an option, you know.

Yeah.

So, now, this is the part where we answer questions from the fans,

so that I don't have to think of more than just one question.

-That part was out loud. -Hmm?

Leigh from Seattle wonders...

"Who should I look to for style inspiration?"

-Oh, moi! -Uh...

Definitely. I mean, that's what everybody's gonna say.

-Right, Linda? -Uh, that...

That's what I was going to say.

-See? -Well, not moi. I was gonna say you.

-Yes. Yes. Yes. (CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) Yes.

You can dress in sparkly dresses.

-You can... -Yes, Linda.

-You can wear gloves. -Mmm.

But can a dandelion become a rose?

Can a mosquito become a butterfly?

No.

Well, I leave you with that to ponder.

Until next time, everyone,

au revoir!

-Bye! -Bye-bye.

Thank you so much for watching moi's first episode ever of Lifesty!

Oh! Lifestyle. Gotta remember that.

She is not okay. Mmm-mmm.

Is this the final title we're gonna go with?

Welcome to Muppet Masters,

where we discover the hidden talents of the muppets you think you know so well.

Today... (GASPS)

Kermit the Frog!

Ringleader, cheerleader, bottom feeder...

That's technically not an insult because as you can see, I am a frog.

But did you know

that our muppet master of ceremonies is also a master photographer?

Where... (HESITATES) Who told you that?

I am so excited to learn about photography from you.

Yeah, so, Walter, what I need to tell you is...

That I should operate by the rule of thirds. Right, Kermit?

-Actually... -I researched this.

Get the face in the right or left, two-thirds of the frame,

and the eyes on the top, horizontal.

Portraiture, a fine art for important subjects.

Thank you, Sam.

Walter, are we aiming more Norman Rockwell or Grant Wood?

No preference here, both great American photographers.

Walter, this is great, but I gotta level with ya.

Oh! The level, of course!

-(SIGHS) -I should fix the horizon line.

We could use a crop tool later,

but it's better to solve these issues in camera.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Walter, just take the picture and I'll show you.

All right. Okay. Ready, Sam?

-Here we go. Hmm.

One, two, three.

Okay.

Kermit... How did you...

You see, Walter, I'm not a photographer, I'm a photobomber.

-Say what now? -A photobomber.

Yeah, it's fun, huh?

I've been sneakin' into the back of people's photos for years,

I mean, as long as I can remember.

It's kinda my secret hobby.

Did not see this coming.

Yeah. You never do and that's the point, Walter.

Which do you think is my more noble side?

-Here? Or here? -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Should I adjust the shutter speed? Go faster, so you don't blur.

Look, Walter, you handle the photography and let me handle the photobomby.

All right. Here we go.

One, two, three.

-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) -One, two, three. Three, two, one.

How are you doing this?

I don't even see you move. I do not know how you do that.

Well, I'm just sort of built for it, Walter.

-(BOTH CHUCKLE) Yeah.

Okay, come on. We need to see the photobomb in a real world situation.

Whoa! Yeah.

We almost have it?

Ah, I see what we're doing.

A time-lapse. Yes, yes. Very good. Very good.

I will hold perfectly still.

Walter, it's important to try out

-some photobombs in the wild. -Hmm.

First you need to find someone

-who isn't paying attention... -Ah.

-We're putting this on your Insta page. -Right.

Then we'll do some stories.

-Yes? All right. -Yes.

-The right target is key. -(WALTER GASPS)

Wonderful. -I've got this.

Ready to do this?

-Good luck, Walter. No. Excellent.

We are going to boost my influence,

-let's not forget that. -Of course.

-What's this one called? -Oh, yes.

-Hashtag, send me makeup. -All right.

-And? What's the next one? -Okay. Now we have...

Walter.

Hashtag, send me diamonds.