Below Deck Mediterranean

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"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

- I cannot stand to be in - Greece.

I hate the food.

I miss my dog.

I miss Starbucks.

Just think you can do it.

Thanks Mr. Robinson.

- I think Tiffany's really - cute.

Yeah, she's weird, but she's

smart, and I like that.

- Back home I've got my own - fashion label.

I've shown in Paris twice,

so I've been doing that

for the last two years.

- Have you ever heard of a - Tilted Kilt?

It's like Hooters, isn't it?

- They chartered this yacht to - do a photo shoot.

This is not work, bro.

We've got to remember, no

fraternizing with the models.

- Just like the movies: wind in - the hair, you know.

You're a tiger. Rawr!

Danny, he's out of control.

- We've got a birthday tomorrow - night.

Sháá.

A cake is tricky.

I mean, I'm not a pastry chef.

I haven't met anyone like you.

- Hey, we've got a lot of sháá - to take care of.

I heard you were sitting on

the salon couch chatting away

- while you're supposed to be on - night watch going over the boat.

I could kiss you right now.

I've been dying to do that.

I feel you.

I feel you too, man.

Un-fáááing-believable.

High five!

- Yachting is a professional - industry, and there are

Definitely codes and rules,

and making out, yes,

- I think that's - beyond inappropriate.

You're so fun.

Who, me?

Nah, I'm a boring guy.

- I know I'm doing - something wrong here,

- But a girl like that - and the way we're connecting

- Doesn't come along - all the time.

- I just don't want to miss this - opportunity.

Huh?

- What? No, nothing like that - happened.

I saw.

- You didn't see anything. - Yeah I did.

- What's between - me and that girl

Is between me and that girl.

Oh, no it's not.

- I still got to get on a - Jet Ski.

We'll you're getting on

another thing.

Don't say that.

Oh, did you see her?

That would take me awhile.

- I have extensions in. - I've never like...

- Oh no, they're gonna - be flying off.

It's whatever.

They'll be flying off and

you'll be catching them.

Really, right now?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I just don't want - to ruin them.

Can they just come out?

Ah!

Hold my hair, girl.

I'm holding something here.

What am I gonna do with this?

- Five star treatment is holding - someone's hair extensions

- And wrapping them up - in a napkin.

I've got your hair in here, so

remember, okay?

With a smile.

Oh, dear.

- The guests want to - start leaving.

Please.

Got to get ready for dinner.

All crew, all crew, guests are

heading back to the boat.

- All right girls, I'm gonna - take you guys back to the boat.

- Let's do it! - Whoo!

What's the cake for?

The primary's birthday.

Nice.

Nice job.

Hi.

So they're gonna be in their

cabins to get ready,

- and then - dinner's around 9:00, okay?

- Yeah. - Sweet. Thank you.

Give or take

a couple of hours.

- I'm gonna cover the boys in - baby oil

- And get them to wear - these.

Oh my god, they don't even

know.

Good job. I love it.

- Hannah and I are doing really - well.

- I feel like we have a bit of a - connection.

I quite like it.

Whoo!

- So Jen, did you have fun - today?

Yeah. You?

Absolutely super rad.

Leaning into it?

- Dude, ah. -

You happy?

I'm not going to tell Bryan

about the Danny situation

because my family is very

Italian, and if you snitch,

- you will get cemented and thrown - into an ocean.

I was driving the Jet Ski into

the sun and I just...

Oh, I'm so happy.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, you.

So tonight we're doing black

dress pants, belt, and no top.

Naked sushi

for the birthday girl.

I've got bow ties for you.

- They're gonna love it. - Yeah.

In five star yachting you give

the guests what they want,

and if that's serving them

sushi wearing a bow tie

and no shirt,

someone's got to do it.

Wouldn't say I'm at the stage

where I could lean on Tiffany,

but I'm definitely at the stage

where I don't

want to backhand her anymore.

We're getting there.

Keep my fingers crossed.

- It's very cute. - Yay!

They're gonna love this.

You ready?

You guys look amazing.

Come here.

I just need to oil you.

Do you want to...

All over my body.

Is the oil necessary?

No, but it's fun.

Yes, that looks so hot.

- Bobby is just so nice - to look at.

- He's one of those men that you - could just like

Sit with a cup of tea

and just observe,

and you'd be happy till you're

like 100.

Disturbing sháá around here.

Goodnight, guys.

I haven't been this excited

about my job in fáááing years.

- When the guests come up, - you and Julia get straight down

And stock cabins, and then

we'll...

Okay girls, let's rock this.

Birthday girl!

So cool.

Happy birthday! Whoo!

- Thank you. - My pleasure.

You can come grab your sushi

platters and get into place.

- This is all the sushi they're - eating for nine people?

- No, there's other stuff - coming.

Well, hello Bryan.

You look fabulous, darling.

I didn't know he had that in

him.

It's gonna be fun.

All: To the bottom!

Chug, chug, chug!

I'm really excited about the

sushi.

Come on, follow Bobby.

- Start walking down the stairs - now.

- Dinner and a show. - Okay, guys.

Well, hello.

What? Wow.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

- Now you're gonna make me - freaking blush now.

- I've never served guests - shirtless,

And I'm kind of feeling like

Channing Tatum right now.

You guys were amazing.

Enjoy your sushi, girls.

Thank you.

That's tuna.