Dan Da Dan (ダンダダン)

Liar! No way is that your name.

Honest to God, that's my real name.

Ken Takakura.

-No! I don't wanna hear it! -Quick! The curse! It's back!

-Hurry, Miss Ayase! Use your power! -

Let me gobble your dong!

- -

Thanks. That's so much better.

Hm. I'm making a new rule.

You're never to say your name again.

Okay?

You like the occult, so your new name's Okarun.

O… Okarun?

If you use that other name, I'll kill you.

But… but that's my real name.

Oh, well. I guess I'm okay with it.

Sounds like you're more than okay with it… Okarun!

What? No! I hate it!

Prove it. Show me your face.

- I knew it! -

You look happy, Okarun.

Eww!

Don't you go fartin' at me. What kind of pig are you?

I can't help it! You're putting all this pressure on me.

Hang on a sec. It's morning already.

Turbo Granny won't pop out now. I think.

Huh? Is that true?

Don't ghosts only come out at night?

Okay, you're comin' to my place.

I mean…

you look worse than a ghost.

My grandma's strict about boys in the house.

EPISODE TWO THAT'S A SPACE ALIEN, AIN'T IT?!

-She almost killed my last boyfriend. -Huh? Wait.

You're telling me now?

What the…

- What the hell's goin' on? -I'm burning up!

-Ah! -

Hey, are you okay?

Uh…

Oh, it's that.

Sorry, Okarun. A barrier was up.

I thought I was gonna die.

Okay, you can come in.

A… are you sure it's safe to?

If you catch fire, I'll just toss you in the ditch again.

-Come on. -

Oh… Huh?

Aah, I made it!

Safe!

How do you feel? Any different?

I got tingles running up and down my body.

Oh my God, what happened to your hair?

It looks like an old-lady perm!

Stop it! It's not funny!

I almost burned to death a minute ago!

-Uh… -

Grandma?

Huh. I guess she's out.

Oh, well. Come up to my room.

Uh… right behind you!

Hold it.

Close the door so I can change.

Oh. Sure.

KEEP OUT

- -

-Miss Ayase, the curse is-- -Don't barge in!

I'm changing, jerk!

- -

Stay out and face the wall.

- -

Right. My bad.

God, this is such a pain!

Hmm.

Here.

These should work, Okarun.

They're my sweats, but they fit baggy.

Thank you.

So, what's it feel like not having a junk anymore?

Huh? What? How do you think?

Sorry! I didn't see anything.

I'm dressed now.

Turn around.

Turbo Granny said you're cursed 'cause she stole your thingy, right?

So we should check and see if it's really there or not.

-Hmm? -

- -No way! Is it really gone?

What's it look like? Show me!

What are you, stupid? I'm not showing you!

If nothing's there, what's the harm?

It's not about if anything's there or not, damn it!

Jeez. Don't be such a drag.

Oh, this sucks!

What am I supposed to do now, huh?

Don't get pissed at me. It's not my fault!

You're the one who dared me, so it kind of is!

Huh?

I was minding my business when you came running your mouth about aliens.

Me daring you was the only way to make you shut up about it.

Oh…

I guess I didn't wanna miss my chance.

Hm?

I always wanted to have a friend.

And then, when you showed up, I thought, "Here's my chance."

PO

That's why I was so desperate to talk to you.

But, in the end,

you live in a totally different world than I do.

Folks like me shouldn't talk to folks like you.

I'm so sorry.

It's 'cause of me you're in danger now.

When this is over, you can go back to ignoring me.

-I won't mind. -

The only problem with you is that you think like that.

You think you know about how people feel

and then go jumping to conclusions.

You wanna know why you don't have friends? It's 'cause you push everyone away.

I won't ignore you 'cause you tell me to.

Who will I talk to about weird paranormal things?

Say something. Hello?

Poke, poke.

Bitch!

Huh?

What did you just call me?

You think I like you calling out my faults?

- -Could you be any more gauche?

-I don't even know what "gauche" means! -

Huh?

- -Should I be up here with you?

-That might be your grandma. -Sh!

That's not her. I've never heard that doorbell before.

Why are we whispering?

Years ago, my grandma said the house had two doorbells installed.

-One's for humans. -

The other's for…

evil spirits.

Crap! I didn't put the talisman back.

HOUSEHOLD SAFETY

It'll only be off for a little bit.

It looks really big!

What are we gonna do?

I'll put the talisman back! If it's evil, it'll catch fire like you.

But then I'll catch fire again!

As long as you're off the property, you'll be fine.

If you say so. Just make sure I made it out before you put it back.

Where the hell is it? Did it leave?

-You see that? Over there! -Oh.

Oh.

Uh-oh!

-Holy crap! We gotta get off the property. -

-Go that way. Run! Go! Hurry! -

-Miss Ayase. -What?

- We're trapped. -

How do we get out with this wall here?

The torii gate. I'll put the talisman back.

Whoa, hold on! That would be a bad idea now.

What do you mean?

The gate's embedded in the wall.

And if I can't get out, I'll be incinerated.

Damn it. If we don't do something, we're screwed.

HOUSEHOLD SAFETY AGAINST EVIL AND MISFORTUNE

Uh, what the…

Okay, now we're in trouble.

Miss Ayase…

Help… me…

What's wrong? Are you okay?

-Come on, show me. - It's blood!

That black fog's doing this.

-Oh… -