Koi To Senkyo To Chocolate

It's almost time.

Wait!

Hey, wait up!

Come on! Pick up the pace already!

You're going too fast, Matsuri-chan.

Let's go!

Wait!

What's the rush?

She's from the general affairs department.

Bingo!

The public safety commission and the general affairs commission in cahoots?

What's the world coming to?

Judging from the thickness, it's around two million yen.

That's some pretty cheap "justice."

Well, if this goes public, Katahira Faction will fall apart.

Yakumo's going to be happy.

Huh?

One, two!

Good.

All right, I'm off!

See you later.

It's morning, Yuuki.

How long are you going to stay in bed?

Don't go back to sleep!

Your adorable childhood friend is trying to wake you!

You're supposed to get up with your heart racing!

Hey, come on!

Oh, you're still not gonna listen, huh?

All right, then.

Well? Give up yet?

Come on, you'll be late for morning practice.

You seriously gotta wake up—

Mifuyu!

Good morning!

Good morning.

You two are always together.

You're such good friends.

Do you still think so after seeing this?

Wow, that must hurt. Did Chisato do that?

I did it because Yuuki showed me something weird.

You think I wanted to?!

Are you okay, Yuu-kun?

Abracadabra.

Pain, pain, go away!

Mii-chan!

There, there.

You're so kind, unlike Chisato.

What did you say?!

All right, that settles it!

Mii-chan, I love you.

Will you go out with me?

What?

I'm serious. I want to go out with you!

Yuu-kun, I'm flattered,

but I'm in love with someone else.

Impossible!

Too bad, Yuuki.

You should've noticed your feelings for her earlier.

Now it's too late.

Oh no!

Cheer up. I'm sure someday you'll find

the love of your life.

Can we go now?

Yeah.

It's been a while since we performed a skit like that.

It's not something we should do in the middle of town.

You started it.

Oh, nobody's here—

G-Good morning, Morishita-san.

Good morning, Oojima.

You're here early today.

Normal.

Are you looking for something?

Normal.

Right, completely norm—

This obviously isn't "normal"! What part of her are you talking to?

Good morning, Morishita-san.

Um... what are you doing?

Pink.

Pink? Chisato, you're wearing pink today?

No, it's a sky-blue thong—

Like hell I'll tell you!

Good morning, everybody!

Oh my, Yuu-chan, did you do something wrong that warranted scolding again?

No, it's just a misunderstanding—

You never learn, do you, Ooshima?

You're so dumb, Ooshima.

I didn't do anything.

And my name is Oojima, not Ooshima.

It doesn't really matter, Ooshima.

It's all the same to me, Ooshima.

It's not the same!

People's names are important!

Yeah, yeah.

Ah!

Non-chan left the switch on her latest invention,

the self-sustaining, super high-speed, starch saccharification and solidification device,

a.k.a. "Ametako Mk. 3," turned on!

Non-chan, are you all right?

Good morning, Yuuki-senpai.

Wow, the Food Club's filled with snacks today! Looks fun!

That's a disturbing comment for this disaster.

Are these all new products?

Yes, I proudly present these Umachin-brand snacks.

You're so lucky.

When you go home, you have an all-you-can-eat supply of your company's snacks.

Whoever marries Yume gets to share this privilege, Ooshima!

Why tell me that?

Nice one.

So what do you think, Yuuki-senpai?

About what?

What? Weren't you listening?

You can eat my Yaoi Stick at your leisure.

Well, how should I put this?

However and wherever.

All right, all right. Enough about Yume's marriage.

Let get down to taste-testing these new Yaoi Sticks.

Excuse me.

Let us begin with number one, as usual.

Ready, go!

It's white.

Sure is.

It's delicious!

Wow, that looked just like a TV commercial.

We got two great smiles.

How is it, Morishita-san?

Normal.

I see. "Normal."

I'll try one too.

What are you looking at, Yumeshima-kun?

Yuuki-senpai putting my Yaoi Stick in his mouth.

Ouch, that hurt!

Wh-What are you doing?

Let's have a taste.

Hey!

This is white chocolate-flavored.

I'm sorry. It slipped my mind.

The president doesn't like chocolate, does she?

Don't worry, it's just me being picky.

You're in the Food Club and you can't eat chocolate. I feel bad for you, Chii-chan.

Yeah, I feel bad.

Yeah, so unfortunate.

You don't seem all that sympathetic.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Big news! Big news, everyone!

What's the matter, Hazuki-sensei? You look like you're in a hurry.

Let me get a quick drink first.

Nothing better than a morning round!

Um... Sensei?

What?

Oh. Worried over me drinking this early?

It's all right. If I could get fired for something like this, I would already have.

So what's the big news, Hazuki?

Oh, yeah.

There we go.

Well, this club...

might get disbanded!

What?

Disbanded?!

Yup.

And that concludes my report.

That's it?! Take some responsibility!

Silence. Silence please.

Chairman.

Tatsumi Moheiji-kun.

Hello. I'm General Affairs Commissioner Tatsumi Moheiji.

I would like to inquire about the Oosawa incident—

specifically, Public Safety Commissioner Oosawa's exuberant interrogation of the suspect

and the information leak that caused the upsurge of

harassment towards financial aid students.

You promised for a full investigation of this incident and a recovery plan

but have yet to fulfill that duty.

The former public safety commissioner who appointed Oosawa as his replacement

was you, Student Council President Mouri.

The responsibility for appointing him is very heavy.

Maybe it's for the best that you resign immediately.

Hear, hear!

Objection!

Forgive my tardiness. I was looking into something.

May I have the floor?

Shinonome Satsuki-kun.

Shinonome!

I am the finance commissioner, Shinonome Satsuki.

I have a question for the general affairs commissioner.

Do you know who would be the next president

if the student council president were to resign immediately?

W-Well, I believe the vice president would be acting president until the next election.

I see. And are you aware of what the current president's main duty is?

That would be to transfer duties to the next administration...

Wouldn't it be difficult for an inexperienced vice president to transfer those duties?

Do you not feel that the president's resignation would be a loss for the school?

B-But the public safety commission, with which the president is affiliated,

has many other issues and unaccounted expenditures.

Th-That's...

This is an inventory that I borrowed from the General Affairs Commission.

She must have done that before coming here.

The first-year in charge kindly showed it to me.

According to this,

the same kind of expenditures are also present in the general affairs—